Solo Players of PFO UNITE!


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We don't need anyone telling us what to do! Especially not Bossywolf or DictatiusBrutus or okay these puns are very bad moving on

We don't need anyone telling us what to do! I'm sick of being told I need some namby-pamby settlement. I don't need to train, I am completely comfortable with myself just the way I was spawned! I don't need to trade! I'll take everything I own by the skin of my teeth! Tooth skin is a great crafting material. I hope.

So, who's with me? We can't let Big Company push us around any longer, so we need to organize! I'm thinking we form some sort of group, like a corporation or gang or something. We'll need a base of operations, of course—some sort of town maybe? What would we call it? Ideas, people, let's get some ideas flowing! We need to collaborate if we're gonna make this work.

Grand Lodge Goblin Squad Member

It's called the Emerald Lodge and I started it a LONG while ago.


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So I can join Emerald Lodge and then start attacking Golgotha's core towers, right?

Because if not, you are posers and you need to get out of our game. You're playing it wrong.

Anyways back on topic before we were rudely interrupted by Part Of The Problem, I was gonna go with "The United Anarchists Front", but then I realized that "anarchy" has the word "narc" in it. Yikes. That was a close one.

Hey, idea: Can we use that "Emerald Lodge" idea? It has a nice ring to it.

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KC, please never stop posting. I love it.

One small critique - not enough references to the Alpha Aristocracy who have the power to disincentivise bad behaviour make sensible political choices for their groups literally stop you from playing the game because they hate you.

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We'll need original ideas that fit the status quo to make this work. We'll really have to think outside the box using a set of parameters determined by a veteran team of solo players.

"The United Anarchists Front" is a great start, though I think "The United Anarchists Sideboob" would garner more attention.

Grand Lodge Goblin Squad Member

Oh sorry - Emerald Lodge are the non-anachistic solo-players unite.

The place where a solo PFE player can join without being told what to do.
The place where a solo PvP light player can join without being told to attack this or that company.
The place where a solo-company in good standing can find a place to meet up.
The place where a solo player without teamspeak or mumble still is welcome.
The place where a solo player who only logs on occasionally still can enjou him/herself
The place that wrote several guides how to play PFO solo and get fullfillment out of it.

My bad to be misled by the thread title.

Carry on.

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Obviously an Anarchistic Company should be called Black Rose.

Goes without saying really.

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It's not just the Alpha Aristocracy pushing us around either. Those devilish devs keep pushing us around too! They're the reason I can't just go out and solo a tier 2 escalation. They gated so much of this game in ways that soloists can't overcome that some days I feel like rage quitting. Doesn't help that the anti-soloists, the so called 'Community' back the devs one their oppressive game development styles.

United Anarchists Sideboob for life!

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United Anarchists Front: The only people we hate more than the Alpha Aristocracy are the United Front of Anarchists.

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I hear that a group of people are making changes to the game code, adding and changing features as they see fit and not just now and then, it's on a regular basis! WHY IS NOBODY DOING ANYTHING TO PREVENT THIS??!!? Am I the only one worrying about this?

Liberty's Edge Goblin Squad Member

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Such threads are never complete without the obligatory lecture by the annoying peasant.

I'll just be over here lobbing scimitars at you. Carry on!

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Who's the lead organizer and decision maker of the United Anarchist People's Anarchist Front?

Grand Lodge Goblin Squad Member

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

So I can join Emerald Lodge and then start attacking Golgotha's core towers, right?

Off course you can. But be informed that in this case we will send you afterwards in loincloth to the streets of Golgotha to sing the praise of the Emerald Lodge and declare your actions to them while doing a dance in front of their assembled troops.

Spoiler:

Why do I have the feeling this would not be a deterrent for KB.

Liberty's Edge Goblin Squad Member

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I'm picturing a Carmen Miranda getup, not a loincloth.

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Wait, wait, wait. Wait. If you're united, aren't you no longer solo?

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DeciusBrutus wrote:
Who's the lead organizer and decision maker of the United Anarchist People's Anarchist Front?

I believe that would be the one and only awakened raccoon, Chika Tika Fastpaws.

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Rikki-Tikki-Tavi?

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In the name of the only true religion of the River Land, the cult of HANSPUR, I demand a seat of the board of sideboobs!

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Ravenlute wrote:

We'll need original ideas that fit the status quo to make this work. We'll really have to think outside the box using a set of parameters determined by a veteran team of solo players.

"The United Anarchists Front" is a great start, though I think "The United Anarchists Sideboob" would garner more attention.

Every time something like this is proposed, somebody comes up with some new method of support. Generally, although these frameworks are effective in lifting the organization, there is a concurrent degree of separation between the major factions. As the factions are thus lifted and separated, attention is inevitably diverted away from the actual substance, toward the rift that divides each side.

The practical result, of course, is that B-List organizations end up receiving more publicity than might otherwise be the case, without substantially altering their actual effectiveness in their own right. Padding out the support framework has also been known to be effective in raising awareness.


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Thod wrote:

Oh sorry - Emerald Lodge are the non-anachistic solo-players unite.

The place where a solo PFE player can join without being told what to do.
The place where a solo PvP light player can join without being told to attack this or that company.
The place where a solo-company in good standing can find a place to meet up.
The place where a solo player without teamspeak or mumble still is welcome.
The place where a solo player who only logs on occasionally still can enjou him/herself
The place that wrote several guides how to play PFO solo and get fullfillment out of it.

My bad to be misled by the thread title.

Carry on.

THROW THINGS AT THE SHILL

THROW THINGS AT HIM UNTIL HE LEAVES

Wurner wrote:

I hear that a group of people are making changes to the game code, adding and changing features as they see fit and not just now and then, it's on a regular basis! WHY IS NOBODY DOING ANYTHING TO PREVENT THIS??!!? Am I the only one worrying about this?

Oh s%@$ man. Oh s@~$ man. They're gonna get us. They're probably watching us right now. Because it's a thread and stuff oh s### man they'll find us we're screwed we're screwed

Okay, I'm getting hungry now, got any more brownies?

DeciusBrutus wrote:

Who's the lead organizer and decision maker of the United Anarchist People's Anarchist Front Sideboob?

Still under consideration. We're trying to decide whether to go with a meritocracy or try to arrange for an informed electorWHOA

*Ducks as scimitar goes flying overhead*

Okay, I need to file a thing to The United Anarchists Sideboob Board of Directors. Strange women lying in ponds lobbing scimitars is not acceptable in a viable platform for discussion.

Thod wrote:
Spoiler:
Why do I have the feeling this would not be a deterrent for KB.

...did you just call me kobold beaver.

I will end you.

Drakhan Valane wrote:

Wait, wait, wait. Wait. If you're united, aren't you no longer solo?

Please stop griefing my thread. Goodbye forever.

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Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Drakhan Valane wrote:

Wait, wait, wait. Wait. If you're united, aren't you no longer solo?

Please stop griefing my thread. Goodbye forever.

T_T

Goblinworks Executive Founder

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Kobold Cleaver wrote:


Thod wrote:
** spoiler omitted **

...did you just call me kobold beaver.

I will end you.

I think he was calling you a Koblod B-leaver, a form of Kobold Believer.

Liberty's Edge Goblin Squad Member

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Sigh. The more I play Deianira, the more random phrases get in my head. It wouldn't be so bad if I could actually sing IRL. Anyway, KC, your very own refrain:

Daydream Kobold Believer

Cheer up, solo team.
Oh what can it mean
To a kobold believer
And a spell-slinging queen...

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I propose Judean People's Front.

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LOL @ Kobold Beaver


Shhh. You'll summon him.

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We are all individuals ... except him, he is not.

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Well this thread just made my day. :)

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