The latter, as there are mechanisms in place to deal with it. The former's time has not yet come, and when it will come, it will be by his own hand, so that he can "fix everything"...
Would you rather be a ninja or an investigator?
Tell TOZ. He'll take it better, and then I'll explain that it's all a weird joke. Also, I hate glitter. (Not because of any manliness or anything, now: it's because it gets everywhere, especially in the eyes... blech.)
EDIT: ninja
I'd rather be a familiar. At least that way I get my sentience back.//EDITWould you rather play a rules-lite PF game, or a hardline-RAW PF game?
You'd regain it either way... But at 3 int with anthropomorphic.
Anyway...
Ninja, because i acutally know that class.
Would you rather...
Answer this question or not answer this question?
I'd rather not post in this thread. Perhaps then I can accomplish something with my life. But I seem determined to avoid accomplishment, so here I am.
Would you rather GM a game for a bunch of eager-but-ditzy players who act like complete idiots, never get anywhere close to your plot, but at least enjoy the game? Or a bunch of grognards who are capable of good roleplaying, making good characters, and following the plot, but are so dour and grumpy that the only indication that they seem to be enjoying the game is that they keep coming back?
Post in this thread!
Would you rather be a bloodrager or a barbarian?
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Single class
A brace of pistols or a rifled musket?
Single class, changing class each level causes fewer benefits.
Be a level 1 commoner in any given pathfinder setting, or a taxi driver in New York in Old World of Darkness?
Designer. I like making things.
Would you rather your house be attacked by 16 banshees or 1 jabberwock?
You were ninja'd: FOULLLLLLL!
Would you rather GM a game for a bunch of eager-but-ditzy players who act like complete idiots, never get anywhere close to your plot, but at least enjoy the game? Or a bunch of grognards who are capable of good roleplaying, making good characters, and following the plot, but are so dour and grumpy that the only indication that they seem to be enjoying the game is that they keep coming back?
I'd say the people that have fun. But if they're already taken (say, by ninjas), I'd take the fogeys and talk with them, trying to see if I could break through their cold, hard exterior. Perhaps with some good Seltyiel slashfic.
Designer. I like making things.
Would you rather your house be attacked by 16 banshees or 1 jabberwock?
16 banshees - they couldn't actually do anything to harm the house and, after being intensely frustrated for a while, I'd let them know about the nasty jabberwok that caused them such grief over that way...
Would you rather be called Vagrants of Valor, or Hobos of the Abyss?
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FOUL! You all skipped one!
A brace of pistols or a rifled musket?
Brace of pistols. I'd make a pistolero and be a total badass. (If we're talking real life, I'd take the rifled musket so I could stay at a comfortably long distance from my target, and then I'd stash the musket somewhere and probably never ever use it).
Would you rather be called Vagrants of Valor, or Hobos of the Abyss?
Hobos of the Abyss, of course. Because the Vagrants of Valor sound like a bunch of sissies, and also because Richard says so.
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I'm not answering that, so you'll yell at me, please.
Also, I'm not askign anything for the same reason.
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I'm gonna go with winning the RPG Superstar, even though I haven't ever entered and have no immediate plans to do so either. Seems more useful than foul immunity.
Would you rather play a halfling barbarian or a dwarven sorcerer?
I'm not going to yell at you.
A brace of pistols or a rifled musket?
Brace of pistols.
Would you rather play a halfling barbarian or a dwarven sorcerer?
While a Halfling Barbarian would be pretty boss (and very powerful), I'd go with the dwarven sorcerer. He couldn't be less potent than my duergar sorcerer, and, as a crafter, that guy ruled the games he played in.
Would you rather play a Star Wars-game, or a Legend of Zelda-game?
Legend of Zelda. So much. Is best series.
Wouldst thou rather have an oracle curse or be permanently under the effects of a Bestowed Curse?
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Oracle curse. They give you nice things as you gain levels.
You've just slain a dragon. Would you rather sell its skin for money, or have the entire thing stuffed and keep the taxidermy dragon at your base/hideout?
If "permanent" meant like the spell description, than the bestow curse, as I could get rid of it. Otherwise, the oracle curse.
Money.
The other would be cool... until it occurs that it used to be sentient, and then it gets creepy (although taxidermy always creeped me out in dim light as a kid anyway).
Would you rather be forced to read and educated enough to understand all the "Terms of Service" contracts (and the local laws to which each of them cleave) or be forced to legally accept their consequences without knowing what those consequences are?
... uh, in Pathfinder, of course. Yeah. Definitely in Pathfinder.
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Forgotten Realms, easily.
Would you rather receive ten wishes (same idea as above, only by celestial forces), or have a solar serve you for seven days?
EDIT: for clarity and refinement
Eternity of torture sounds like a raw deal if the alternative is going insane and then getting killed.
Would you rather flirt with an otyugh or a succubus?
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Succubus. 'Cause I'm a tease. That'll make her furious, but at least I'll go down easy, er I'll be finished off quickly uh, my death will be swift...
That came out wrong. Hmp, that was also badly phrased.
Would you rather play in an all-drow game, or an all-duergar campaign.
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Otyugh, I could run away faster than it can follow, and wink as a free action. The succubus would kill me or provide a fate worse than death, and cannot be avoided.
All-drow, they may eat babies but at least they're not duergar-crazy.
Would you rather have permanent Fly, or permanent Haste?
Haste unless it aged me too fast.
I'll go with Midnight Milk, solely because I cannot find anything about Numerian Fluid (I don't do PFS)
You are in a game and the power goes out, you have physical copies of all the books you need so that's a non-issue. Would you rather light the table with candles or with flashlights?
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Candles are classy.
Would you rather have a campaign that has one grand goal to pursue, or one that rotates between the backstory hooks of the PCs (and yours is last)?
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Depends on if NPC classes are in the mix. If so, knowing my luck I'd be a Commoner. :/ But if it's PC classes only I'd go for that...I either get spells, know how to use a ton of weapons I didn't know of before, OR some combination of the two!
Would you rather play in an all-Gnome campaign, or an all-Kobold campaign? By all I mean they're the only playable race.
Depends on if NPC classes are in the mix. If so, knowing my luck I'd be a Commoner. :/ But if it's PC classes only I'd go for that...I either get spells, know how to use a ton of weapons I didn't know of before, OR some combination of the two!
Would you rather play in an all-Gnome campaign, or an all-Kobold campaign? By all I mean they're the only playable race.
Kobold campaign. The dragon worship intrigues me, as well as the potential for dragon-blooded.
Would you rather have regeneration 5 or fast-healing 5?
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Regeneration 5 ... watch those lost limbs grow back babeh ... muahahah (mine is an -evil- laugh!)
Would you rather have a GM fudging the dice or a GM always slaughtering the PC's if the dice tell him to?
GM slaughtering the pc's when dice tells him to
Would you rather be eaten by a dire rat or a dire spider?
Dire Rat ... I like rats. Rats are nice pets. Spiders need to curl all eight legs up on themselves and die collectively like the vicious, evil little gits that they are.
Never trust anything carrying its skeleton on the outside!
Would you rather be an orc at a high society tea-party or an elf at a barbarian drinking binge?
Elf. Elves are funny when they're drunk.
Would you rather be swallowed whole by a giant frog or invaded by an amber ooze?
Elf. I'd abstain.
Would you rather be an elf barbarian, or an orc bard?
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Elf. I'd abstain.
Would you rather be an elf barbarian, or an orc bard?
Elf Barbarian....wild elves are as much fun as any other kind of elf.
Would you rather go solo as a druid or wizard?
Wizard! (Because I love nature, but don't worship it and have a terrible fortitude save.)
Would you rather be a gestalt adept/expert/warrior, or be a gestalt rogue/aristocrat?
A gestalt adept/expert/warrior because you have a little from everything...skills, combat, and magic.
Would you rather have your character start a campaign married or have it happen during the game?
During the game! (Though the other could be fun for a one-off!)
Would you rather have a sorcerer's bloodline or an oracle's revelation (presuming the ability to use it all, but none of the other spells)?
Sorcerer's bloodline, because then I'd have a more interesting family.
Would you rather be a Occult Adventures Psychic or an Enchantment Focused Sorcerer?
Occult Adventures Psychic...because it is new and I have done the Enchantment Focused Sorcerer before.
Would you rather play a pirate or a bandit?
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Would you rather be swallowed whole by a giant frog or invaded by an amber ooze?
I'll take the frog. Unless we're talking real life and I don't have a knife, in which case I'd probably rather chance the amber ooze and hope for a decent save.
Would you rather play a pirate or a bandit?
Pirate, but I might just be saying that because Skull 'n Shackles is the next campaign on my DM's radar :D
Would you rather play in an all bard party, or all paladin party?
All Paladin.
Watching conflicting ethos collide and the holier-than-thou attitudes of pissydins would be hilarious.
Would you rather have a munchkin or a complete newbie in your group?
If by munchkin you mean unrepentant cheater, I'll take the newbie.
Would you rather have an infestation of giant spiders, or giant rats?
Giant spiders. My characters usually have a soft spot for rats. Also f*** spiders.
Fight a numerian annihilator robot or a noqual golem?
Would you rather be swallowed whole by a giant frog or invaded by an amber ooze?I'll take the frog. Unless we're talking real life and I don't have a knife, in which case I'd probably rather chance the amber ooze and hope for a decent save.
Fight a numerian annihilator robot or a noqual golem?
Noqual golem, easily (with 20 NPC warriors, with wands of lightning bolt and one more with a wand of grease all of which know the command words (unless it doesn't work like that, in which case they are all first level adepts instead). {20x6d6 = 120d6/2 = 60d6 ~ 210 dmg; even if he gets most of them, he'll be slowed, have to face grease and they can simply move back and hit it again up to 50 times; we'd probably be able to take down two or maaaaayyyybe three of them before burning out our wands, and finding (somewhere) roughly 41k gold value each in the nearby vicinity, presuming the GM in question rewards us "normally" - totally worth it.}
It will be really, really easy, and and cost 17,280 gold (15.75k for the wands, 1,530 to hire 21 level 1s to have a single encounter of rough WBE), though I'd totally split the noqual value 22 ways - it would be thoroughly worth it.
Would you rather be a succubus or a nymph (presuming you could, if preferred, access an elixir to fix any discomfort)?
EDIT: minor math correction, and an update.