(Silly) I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't be for...

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

GoatToucher and the fact he has NO taboos!

[Molten Dragon]

Paizo server downtime.

[Amasu of the O'Khamphi]

Alick catching me and stuffing me back in my box.

[Pulg]

Mythic Senokot.

[Ulfen Death Squad]

Avatar of Zon-Kuthon wrote:

GoatToucher and the fact he has NO taboos!

Or morals when it comes to touching goats

[GoatToucher]

...People knocking it before they've tried it.

[KahnyaGnorc]

Dr. Cooper knocking that third time.

[Your Unwashed Messes]

...the booze runnin' out. It's mah spinach!

[krevon]

white lightning

[GoatToucher]

...Greased Lightning!

[Molten Dragon]

..... Thread revival.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

...twaddle and fiddle-dee-dee!

[Pulg]

...Thirty four mecha Rabbis

[KahnyaGnorc]

that space butterfly whose flapping redirected solar winds 100 light years away, which caused a solar storm just as my satellites were about to come online, destroying my plans for global conquest.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

That teaching skeleton losing his limbs all the time!

[Molten Dragon]

.... The porridge being too cold..

[GoatToucher]

... SuperFool and the Dynamic Dimwits!

[Jarred Henninger]

^ ^ V V < > < > B A start

[KahnyaGnorc]

the Battle of Hastings

[Pulg]

...Abusively sharp cheddar.

[Piercedthrough]

... If my harrow deck hadn't been made in Taiwan!

[KahnyaGnorc]

Minsc and Boo.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

...Grobnar Gnomehands!

[Molten Dragon]

... Gropthar's Hammer

[KahnyaGnorc]

Gropthar's Grobnars (They are frisky!)

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

...Tuvan throat singers!

[GoatToucher]

...Polska Kielbasa!

[Molten Dragon]

... The giant mural of GoatToucher in the subway terminal!!

[KahnyaGnorc]

Elder Scrolls Online going Buy-to-play . . .

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

...Chris Lambertz!

[GoatToucher]

...Mr. Giraffe!

[Molten Dragon]

... HOT POTATO!!!

[Pulg]

...Haribo Airdrop.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

...the hotel pool being full of AIDS, fail, and diabetes!

[mourge40k]

... That DC 15 Acrobatics check to jump over a 10-foot pit.

[KahnyaGnorc]

that darn Min/Maxer's 7 Charisma!

[GoatToucher]

... Milton Berle's Legendary Genitals!

[Molten Dragon]

...the Quick Clear feat.

[GoatToucher]

...Major League pitcher Dusty Balszac!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

...not knowing Uzbekistan's area code!

[Pulg]

...Famous female wrestler Norma Stitz!

[KahnyaGnorc]

Not committing that TRAN!

[Molten Dragon]

.... The 100 degree heat!

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Absolute Zero!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

...Sub-Zero's FATALITY!

[GoatToucher]

...the culinary stylings of Pete Schweddy!

[KahnyaGnorc]

Construction Season!

[Uncle Teddy]

Rabbit Season!
Duck Season!
Rabbit Season!
Duck Season!
Rabbit Season!
Duck Season!
Rabbit Season!
...Rabbit Season!
Duck Season! Fire!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

...that new artificial sweetener!

[Grandpa Wonderbra]

...that old black magic.