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You Just Can't Let Go: Fail to escape from 20 grapples
All I Loved Has Been Broken: Have a weapon you have Weapon Focus in or a magic item you rely on sundered 5 times.
They Never Fight Fair: Be affected by at least 8 Dirty Trick maneuvers.
I've Been Pushed 'Round All My Life: Be affected by at least 15 Bull Rush maneuvers.
Now You've Taken It: Be affected by at least 4 Steal maneuvers.
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You Just Can't Let Go: Fail to escape from 20 grapples
You missed a golden opportunity to use I Want To Break Free instead. :)
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I Got a Rock: Confirm a critical hit with a thrown rock.
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Melon Head: Successfully score a critical hit and instant kill on an opponent by throwing a pumpkin at his head. This happened in a 2e game once.
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Is this the real life? - play a game set in a your home town
Is this just fantasy - play a non-human character
Caught in a landslide - get killid by an environmental effect
No escape from reality - have a previous game session invalidated by being a dream sequence
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see - acquire a new patron deity in game
I'm just a poor boy - loose all your wealth
Easy come, easy go - gain and loose a magic item without identifying it
Anyway the wind blows - gain the ability to fly
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me - defeat an evil outsider in single combat
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye - successfully intimidate a villain of higher Cr
So you think you can love me and leave me to die - have your NPC romance die offscreen
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here - ragequit a campaign. Double points if you are the GM.
Double thumbs up, Neriathale! :D
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We regret buying you that book. While outlining any character build, say "then I take an obscure feat frompsionics".(Ahem: fixed that for you. ;D)
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I phrased it like that because I actually said that once, and the reactions of everyone listening were too funny to ignore.
The best god of trickery Convince any amount of NPCs that your 3rd level or lower character is a god.
I'm sure it's here somewhere Spend so long in a place looking for a thing that the GM finally breaks character to tell you that it isn't here and you need to move on.
What happens in Vegas... Unanimously agree at the end of a campaign to never speak of any part of it again.
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The Kobayashi Maru: Force your party into an encounter that you have no chance of surviving, then physically alter your GM's book/papers/computer screen so it is easy to defeat.
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What happens in Vegas... Unanimously agree at the end of a campaign to never speak of any part of it again.
Argh. Bad RotRL flashback!
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Of Doom! Wield any item named _____ of Doom!
The Welchiest of them all Finish the Mr Welch list.
You spent how long setting that up? Design a character entirely because it'll give you a great opening for a pun several months into the campaign.
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Of Doom! Wield any item named _____ of Doom!
Oddly enough, anyone who's played Might & Magic VI with its infamous Peasant Hats of Doom has probably completed this one. :)
You spent how long setting that up? Design a character entirely because it'll give you a great opening for a pun several months into the campaign.
I've never actually done this in a P&P campaign, but several NPCs I've used in Birthright forum games have been one punning reference after another.
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The head of Vecna Get killed by a party member over a mundane item that you think is very magical.
I know where we are, we're here Get lost
What map? Get lost, become unlost, and then get lost again in the same session
Told you I knew where I was going Get lost, unlost, lost again, and then stumble on where you're trying to go anyway in the same session.
All the same After independently creating characters, have everyone show up to a session with the same race, class, or build.
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Wherever You Go, There You Are - reach an important destination specifically thanks to getting lost
God Is My Co-Pilot - get lost, and as a result, find a place/person/thing that gives you foreknowledge or some other edge that saves you serious suffering at your intended destination that you would have walked straight into had you not gotten lost
Dog Is My Co-Pilot - reach your intended destination only thanks to a party member (companions and monsters included) with the Scent ability.
God Was My Co-Pilot, But Then We Crashed In the Mountains and I Had to Eat Him - convert to atheism, Elder/Outer Gods worship, or Pact Magic
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With a little help Win a fight against an opponent stronger than you entirely because of buffs from your allies.
Wandered off the map Force the GM to rewrite the campaign because you got lost.
Made a new map Start inventing descriptions of territory your GM hadn't prepared after you get lost.
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We are Legion: Bounce back from a TPK via Clone
Hack and Slash: Kill 100 monsters in 24 hours or less
Knight with no tomorrow: Sacrifice yourself to save the rest of the party
Didn't see it coming: Die at your own funeral
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I Am The Night: Kill twenty enemies in a row without being seen.
I Am The Knight: ...while wearing full-plate.
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Wheeeeee! Deliberately fall over 100 feet without any kind of fly spell or slow fall ability or similar.
They agree with me Attempt to win a rules argument with the GM by showing them a forum thread you started that doesn't have a post by anyone who writes the rules or a proper FAQ entry.
We're going to Mount Doom? Manage to start so many side quests that you forget the main quest.
All in favour? Impeach a GM by group vote.
I'll be right with you. Convince your party to charge, and then not charge with them.
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Armored Monk
Learn Greater Weapon Specialization (Unarmed Attacks).
David vs. Goliath
Kill any enemy with the Giant subtype... with a sling.
Grappling With Grappling Rules
Learn Greater Weapon Specialization (Grapple) and Greater Grapple.
I Thought They Smelled Bad on the Outside
Get swallowed whole by ten monsters and escape by cutting through their stomachs.
Incident at Owl Creek Bridge
Survive getting hanged.
It's a Katana on a Stick! How is THAT Honorable!?
Learn Greater Weapon Specialization (Naginatas).
Party Needs Food Badly
Your adventuring party is an elf ranger, a human fighter with Weapon Focus (Greataxe), a female human fighter with Weapon Focus (Longsword) and Shield Focus, and an old human evoker wizard.
Purina Brand Monster Chow
Get knocked unconscious while swallowed whole.
Ram the Bastards
Ram ten vessels with your ship. Battering ram optional.
The Sudden Stop at the End
Survive a 200'+ fall without Slow Fall, Feather Fall, or any other means of checking your fall.
The Mission Was to SLAY the Dragon
Have sex with a true dragon.
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Gypsy Danger Kill two kaiju in the same encounter.
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New record Kill 3 kaiju in the same encounter.
Craft(decorative cake frosting) Invent a skill during game play to cover a very specific action you want to perform.
They're hotter in hell Have an orgy with demons or devils.
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Hot Enough for Ya?: Kill an enemy that is normally immune to fire damage with an attack or spell that deals fire damage.
Humans are the Real Abomination: Cause an aberration to become shaken using the Intimidate skill.
Just a Commoner After All: Get killed by a house cat.
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Grey Hat: Break into a villains lair(without them hiring you) and report the weaknesses back to the villain
FOR THE LULZ: Destroy a major organization/villain/government/city for fun.
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Order of the Cowards: Flee from a fight with goblins.
Does it count if you're fleeing 500 of them?
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the funeral needs to be in progress; which means they need to think you're dead beforehand [unless you die; get resurrected at your funeral and promptly die again]
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Gygaxian Search Pattern: Explore a dungeon by rolling randomly at each intersection.
The Gamer: Successfully cast a magic missile spell against a creature shrouded in darkness.
Under the cover of Dorkness: Create a pile of dead bards and use it for cover.
Just stop already!: Stop a player from trying to make a True Strike weapon.
It ... makes mice??: Craft a Bag of Tricks.
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Let's go left for a change: Break the time-honoured tradition of always exploring the passage to the right.
My group conventionally explores to the left, not right. Naturally, I just assumed that everyone did. :)
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Let's go left for a change: Break the time-honoured tradition of always exploring the passage to the right.My group conventionally explores to the left, not right. Naturally, I just assumed that everyone did. :)
Nope. Kender go left. Therefore, we always go right.
Numismatist: Collect one coin of each metal from all major cultures in your game and other rare currency.
Mmph. Can't, yet, add this one to my list, though I've got a character who is explicitly trying to do exactly that (because he can create any coinage (or other material goods) of 15g value or less - basically 1 platinum, 10 gold, etc - at will as a full-round action, and he's trying to get a large enough collection of various coinage so that he can always imitate coins "from somewhere else" thus always (narrowly) avoiding local mintage and counterfeit laws (despite the fact that they are real coins, most people will look in askance at coins with your face printed on them - especially when you're trying to be discreet - and most countries don't want you printing fake versions of their currency; as he's neither a foreign government, nor a printing press, nor, technically, blacksmithing... loopholes, as far as the eye can see, so long as he doesn't get caught).
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Let's go left for a change: Break the time-honoured tradition of always exploring the passage to the right.
Am I the only guy that explores the up passage first? That's usually where the goodies are hidden!
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John Conner Have a character who, through storyline actions, can only exist because of a temporal loop they instigated to cause their own existence.
Timey-Wimey Ball Cause a temporal paradox.
Skynet Cause a temporal paradox that is only possible because you caused an earlier temporal paradox.
Ultimecia Destroy time.
Final Fantasy 8 Destroy time and then repair it.
(Heck - a true strike weapon that gets a near-certain hit every round doesn't: grant extra damage, bypass DR, help on confirming criticals, or grant the same bonus on a full-attack... where the actual damage comes from.)
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On a crusade Every member of the party has some form of divine casting.
Nukes at first level? Take 10 or more d6 fire damage from an explosion your first level character caused.
You killed my dog! Kill a party member because they accidentally killed your pet.
The power of friendship! Complete a dungeon by befriending everything in it instead of killing things.
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John Conner Have a character who, through storyline actions, can only exist because of a temporal loop they instigated to cause their own existence.
Fry - Like "John Connor," but...uh...you'll know you've earned this Achievement when you earn it. And if you do, you'll deserve it.
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Holy Blank, Batman!: Successfully establish a catchphrase for your character.
Renaissance Man/Woman: Reach level 20 by taking 1 level of 20 different classes.
I CAN SEE THE FYOO-CHURR!: Successfully predict a future event with a divination spell but fail to actually affect that event.
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Fry - Like "John Connor," but...uh...you'll know you've earned this Achievement when you earn it. And if you do, you'll deserve it.John Conner Have a character who, through storyline actions, can only exist because of a temporal loop they instigated to cause their own existence.
Leela Find out that idiot who seems to know nothing at work is actually a time traveler.
Marty McFly While time traveling, nearly cause yourself to be erased from existence by getting romantically entangled with your mom.