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Anyone with kids would probably agree with me that Sleep would be a godsend to have on many days.
Or Forced Quiet
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It's very interesting how many people have picked spells that attempt to manipulate or coerce someone.
Wait, people need spells to do that?
Some people have rotten Diplomacy checks. :P
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Polypurpose Panacea
or
Crafter's Fortune
or
Unseen Servant
or
Grease...DON'T YOU JUDGE ME
Quiet means they can still destroy things. A sleeping child is disarmed....
But if they sleep they will eventually wake up later with even more energy. Probably after you have fallen asleep.
Any spell that I can use to either sell my services, or just make a ton of money in general....
Wait, people need spells to do that?Some people have rotten Diplomacy checks. :P
They told me charisma was a dump stat!
I make up for it with a great personality. Well, that and maybe minions... now I just need to learn how to train and herd cats, but that's not a first level spell.
Enhance water would be pretty sweet. So would abstemiousness.
-Matt
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Working on the assumption that the majority of people are 1-3 hit die commoners or experts, is it wrong that I though "Color Spray. It's a rave, rohypnal, and robbery aide all in one!"?...
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Most of you are going to jail.
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Most of you are going to jail.
Wrong. Ninja Vanish! *casts obscuring mist*
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Most of you are going to jail.Not it!
Oops, that's a second level spell... Err... Smoke Bomb!
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You guys sure are throwing out a lot of different spells for only having a single one to choose.
Schrodinger's SLA now?
Maybe we're just commoners with UMD. Not so common now, eh!?
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Good luck finding wands to use it with.
Disguise self hands down.
Also, vanish could be pretty awesome if it's at CL 5, if you're stuck to CL 1 then nevermind.
Obscuring mist, to really screw over the d-bag who just cut you off on the highway.
Actually, I lied, obscuring mist HAS to be it. Never have to pay for movie tickets ever again, just walk in while everyone else is wondering "wtf is going on and why can't i see?". Let alone the implications of completely bypassing security cameras. Want a more glamorous gig? Contract with the government as a consultant for hostage rescue teams. Want a more glamorous gig and more money? Assistant coach for any NHL team and wreak havoc for special teams.
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Good luck finding wands to use it with.
You mean... my wand isn't real? Its just a stick? Then the power was in me all along! [/joy]
Well, that or I've gone crazy, but who wouldn't with ultimate power?
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Grease! So when you're about to... um... you know...
[looks around all embarrassed.]
Err, I mean cure light. Yeah can't go wrong with cure light!
It's very interesting how many people have picked spells that attempt to manipulate or coerce someone.Fortunately I broke the trend by picking personal range spells only:)
You'd possibly be breaking the trend if everyone after picks differently. If not, you're probably an outlier.
Touch of the sea; x8 faster than the fastest olmypic swimmer, and faster than a dolphin! Take that dolphins!
My previous answer for the spam able version. I'd have to think about it for the 3/day... but I suspect my answer would be similar, save adding cure light wounds to the running since this one isn't restricted to wizard spells.
Cure Light Wounds.
I could then claim to be the second coming from the Lord Almighty and basically rule the planet.
The End.
You'd become a cult leader, whether you wanted to or not, who was either assassinated, or more likely, purportedly assassinated while dropped in a hole at some black government facility and studied for the source of your healing abilities while being tortured and continually wounded to test their limits.
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You'd become a cult leader, whether you wanted to or not, who was either assassinated, or more likely, purportedly assassinated while dropped in a hole at some black government facility and studied for the source of your healing abilities while being tortured and continually wounded to test their limits.Cure Light Wounds.
I could then claim to be the second coming from the Lord Almighty and basically rule the planet.
The End.
oh look the plot of another x-men movie.
abstemiousness seems like it could be a good way to lose weight; boring but useful;
comprehend languages isn't as good as tongues, but still has almost daily application potential;
unseen servant is seriously needed around my house;
diagnose disease is something I wish a lot of practicing doctors had, but I don't know that I'd want it for myself, as it would probably depress me to find out what more is falling apart :)
speak with animals might allow me to communicate some important things to my cat (no, don't spray that!)
Of those, I think I'd get the most use, in terms of time and variety, out of unseen servant.
Unseen Servant For The Win. Never have to clean up? Always have a helping hand? Never have to draw maps or search through my token collection? Yes please!
I came very close to saying Disguise Self. How awesome would it be to be anyone I wanted for three times a day? The only downside to this is that it's not Alter Self.
vanish
Who got into the cooky jar again?
Not me! *poof*
Ruyan.
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vanish
Who got into the cooky jar again?
Not me! *poof*Ruyan.
Just hope someone doesn't use Doom on you when you Vanish!
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Summon Monster I could be kinda cool. Swim with the dolphins whenever you go the beach.
Cure Light Wounds would be cool.
Lesser Restoration could come in handy as well (1st level Pally ;) ).
Beguiling Gift would be fun for the pranksters out there ...
Invigorate and Restful Sleep would both be nice to have on occasion. Especially over the last couple of weeks.
Keen Senses to get low light vision.
Air Bubble could be handy, as could Endure Elements ...
I could totally see Don Juan Doodlebug picking up Unnatural Lust ... ;)
When all is said and done though, I think it would either have to be Cure Light Wounds, as it can be used for the good of anyone (and I could have Cult Leader as a fallback gig if I needed work), or Color Spray as it is the ultimate in self defense spells (assuming pretty much everyone would be considered in the 1 HD to 4 HD range).
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Color Spray. It'd go over well at parties.
I tried that once, put the audience to sleep.
Unseen Servant. Never have to do housework again? Always have someone to fetch you whatever the whim strikes you for? Sold.
Preparing a microwave meal is way below DC 10, right?
Preparing a microwave meal is way below DC 10, right?Not according to the sims. I never saw so many cooking related deaths as in that game...
Have you ever read the instructions on those things? Some of them require work! That's the last thing I wanted. Better just put it on the 'catch on fire setting" so it cooks super fast.
Cure Light Wounds.
Cure Light Wounds? Boys must be dangerous if they need THAT 3 times a day. Endure Elements would probably be my choice... or Unseen Servant. Tough choice. Endure Elements would keep me comfortable when the AC is broken; but I wouldn't need it 3/day. Unseen servent for the win then! It can clean the house while I play a MMORPG.
Cure Light Wounds? Boys must be dangerous if they need THAT 3 times a day.
I figured I'd use it on other folks and garner a cult following.
It'd be a tough call between Grease or Comprehend languages. Honestly I'd be abusing grease but there are certainly many real world applications.