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"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum."
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"I'll have what she's having."
1. They Live
2. When Harry Met Sally
Diddled-eyed Joe to a damned-if-I-know...
I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
I am Godzilla! You are Japan!
I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle.
Mul-ti-pass.
Dont know the first one. But the rest?
2. Blade Runner
3. Things to do in Denver when youre dead
4. The Warriors
5. The Fifth Element
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The movie theatre sceen in The Last Dragon.Why don't anybody who wants me to sit down and shut up come down here and make me? Why don't any fifty of you who want me to sit down and shut up come down here just for the fun of it?
Aw man, I didn't recognize that, and I was about to quote the same scene!
"Am I the meanest?
Am I the prettiest?
Am I the baddest mofo low down around this town?"
This town needs an enema.
Where does he get those wonderful toys?
you guys got all my quotes last round. How about:
You only moved the headstones! Lies! Lies!
But the man worthwhile...is the man who can smile when his shorts are too tight in the seat.
Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy.
YES. YES. Say it. He vas my... BOYFRIEND!
It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!
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...flame..flames...fl flames...on the side of my face
"One plus two plus one... Shut up! The point is, there's one bullet left, and guess who's going to get it!""I'm a plant."
"Don't they usually call men like you a 'fruit'?"
Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?
You don't need any help from me, sir.That's right!
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"I want you inside me."
"It sounds like you've got at least two or three people in there already..."
What a lovely singing voice you must have
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"Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?"
"No. Have you?"
I say we grease the rat f+&$ son of a b!!&~ right now
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"What kind of beer do you like?"
[Inaudible]
"Heineken?!? F@&& that shiznit! PABST! BLUE! RIBBON!"
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What a lovely singing voice you must have"I want you inside me."
"It sounds like you've got at least two or three people in there already..."
She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and sleeps above her covers. Four feet, above her covers. She barks, she scratches, she drools.....
I say we grease the rat f~!# son of a b#$~& right now
"Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?"
"No. Have you?"
Did IQ's just drop sharply while I was away? Ma'am I already said it was not indigenous. It was derelict spaceship, it was not from there. Do you get it? We homed in on its beacon.
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They say most of your brain shuts down in cryo-sleep. All except the primative side. The animal side. No wonder I'm still awake. Transporting me with civilians, sounded like forty, forty plus. Heard an Arab voice. Some hoodoo holy man, probably on his way to New Mecca, but what route? What route? Smelled a woman, sweat, boots, toolbelt, leather, prospector type. Three settlers, and they only take the back roads. And here's my real problem, Mr. Johns, the blue-eyed devil. Planning on taking me back to Slam, only this time he picked a ghost lane. Long time between stops. Long time for something to go wrong.
Young man: Mr. Anderson, you're an old man.
Old man: Yep, thirty years older than you. I've had my back broke once, and hip twice. And on my worst day I can beat the hell out of you.
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"I don't think it's nice you laughing. You see my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you were to apologize, like I know you're going to. I might convince him you really didn't mean it."
Romancing the Stone? ...dammit man, the Doobie Brothers broke up. When did that happen?
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"What kind of beer do you like?"
[Inaudible]
"Heineken?!? F$~# that shiznit! PABST! BLUE! RIBBON!"
our group quoted that for about 6 months after that movie...PBR was all we could afford then :)
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"What kind of beer do you like?"
[Inaudible]
"Heineken?!? F*+~ that shiznit! PABST! BLUE! RIBBON!"
Blue Velvet.
What a lovely singing voice you must have"I want you inside me."
"It sounds like you've got at least two or three people in there already..."She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and sleeps above her covers. Four feet, above her covers. She barks, she scratches, she drools.....
I say we grease the rat f~!# son of a b#$~& right now
"Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?"
"No. Have you?"Did IQ's just drop sharply while I was away? Ma'am I already said it was not indigenous. It was derelict spaceship, it was not from there. Do you get it? We homed in on its beacon.
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They say most of your brain shuts down in cryo-sleep. All except the primative side. The animal side. No wonder I'm still awake. Transporting me with civilians, sounded like forty, forty plus. Heard an Arab voice. Some hoodoo holy man, probably on his way to New Mecca, but what route? What route? Smelled a woman, sweat, boots, toolbelt, leather, prospector type. Three settlers, and they only take the back roads. And here's my real problem, Mr. Johns, the blue-eyed devil. Planning on taking me back to Slam, only this time he picked a ghost lane. Long time between stops. Long time for something to go wrong.
PITCH BLACK.
No, no, the muffins are lovely. They just need more fat.
? ...dammit man, the Doobie Brothers broke up. When did that happen?
That's another line that's chiseled in stone in my subconscious, heaven knows why.
Also, belated Stripes link.
It's true: Bill Murray is the funniest man on the planet.
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"Let's make that wiener kid sing his song! Wanna?"
From the movie "Straight to Hell".
Here's an easy one.
Man 1: What is that?
Man 2: That, fat boy, is a UV Lamp. We're gonna play a little game of twenty questions. Depending on how you answer, you may walk out of here with a tan.
Blade
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"There aren't enough people who want to oil a snake!"
"Man is like a candle. He must radiate life by burning himself."
-Line spoken by Richard Lynch, who once set himself on fire.
I will forever wonder if that was done intentionally as a joke, or if it was meant to be ironic.
"Let's make that wiener kid sing his song! Wanna?"
From the movie "Straight to Hell".
Blade
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"There aren't enough people who want to oil a snake!"
Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas, I think.
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"I've never understood these elaborate tortures; it's the simplest thing to inflict more pain than a man can endure."
It's true: Bill Murray is the funniest man on the planet.
"What would be the scientific purpose of killing it?"
"...Revenge."
Same movie:
"There is only one return and it was of the [redacted] Jedi!!"
"I just made fun of a lord of the rings nerd so hard he vomitted!"
Rake at the Gates of Hell"Let's make that wiener kid sing his song! Wanna?"
From the movie "Straight to Hell".
Just made my whole day!
"What kind of beer do you like?"
[Inaudible]
"Heineken?!? F$~# that shiznit! PABST! BLUE! RIBBON!"
our group quoted that for about 6 months after that movie...PBR was all we could afford then :)
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Did I ever tell ya that this here jacket represents a symbol of my individuality, and my belief in personal freedom?
Only about a million times.
'You know my handcuffs? ....I picked them.'
Groggy man explains.
True Lies. Great movie!
"I cut off Heather Chandler's head, and Heather Duke's head sprung up in it's place, like some mythological thing my 8th grade boyfriend would have known about."
"Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school but date rapes and AIDS jokes."
"I have this condition."
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"No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn."
1 And there was lots of cake, people's cake, and I didn't receive a piece, last time I didn't receive a piece, either.
2 Koufax is in big f+%*ing trouble! Big trouble, baby! All right. Tresh is the next batter. Tresh looks in. Koufax... Koufax gets a sign from Roseboro. He kicks once. He pumps. He fires. It's a strike! Koufax's curve ball is snapping off like a f$$*ing firecracker! All right, here he comes with the next pitch. Tresh swings. It's a long fly ball to deep left center!
3 There was this guy, and he was always requesting shows that had already played. Yes. No. You have to tell her before. He couldn't quite grasp the idea that the charge nurse couldn't make it be yesterday. She couldn't turn back time, thank you, Einstein! Now, *he* was nuts! *He* was a fruitcake, Jim!
4 I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers".
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Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?
5 Heeeeeeeeeeeey Batteh batteh batteh batteh saa-wing batta
...and the 'I have this ...condition' quote Im going to kick myself for not knowing. dangit
Same movie:
"There is only one return and it was of the [redacted] Jedi!!"
"I just made fun of a lord of the rings nerd so hard he vomitted!"
Rosario's bobbling... and Randal just Randalling
"Pain don't hurt"
3 There was this guy, and he was always requesting shows that had already played. Yes. No. You have to tell her before. He couldn't quite grasp the idea that the charge nurse couldn't make it be yesterday. She couldn't turn back time, thank you, Einstein! Now, *he* was nuts! *He* was a fruitcake, Jim!
Gotta be 12 Monkeys. The first movie I saw Brad Pitt ever actually act in (despite seeing him in several movies before that). He noticeably improved for having been in 12 Monkeys.
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"Oh my god, I can't believe I just shot Bill Murray."
"Oh my god, I can't believe I just shot Bill Murray."
Zombieland "Its Bill [redacted] Murray!"
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"Do you want to live forever?!"
"I suppose nothing hurts you."
"Only pain."
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"That was me seducing you. It needs to be the other way around."
"It's a Kafkaesque high. It makes you feel like a bug."
Specifically the last line: "...Now, where was I?"
"I kick arse for the Lord!"
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2 Koufax is in big f#%!ing trouble! Big trouble, baby! All right. Tresh is the next batter. Tresh looks in. Koufax... Koufax gets a sign from Roseboro. He kicks once. He pumps. He fires. It's a strike! Koufax's curve ball is snapping off like a f@%$ing firecracker! All right, here he comes with the next pitch. Tresh swings. It's a long fly ball to deep left center!
One flew Over the Paizo Messageboards..er, Cuckoo's Nest
"We all float down here."
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"The undead surround me. Have you ever talked to a corpse? It's boring! I'm lonely! Kill yourself, David, before you kill others."
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1st clerk: [singing] ... feelin' 7-Up, I'm feelin' 7-up. Feelin' 7-up, I'm feelin' 7-up...
2nd clerk: Kevin, stop singing!
1st clerk: What? I wasn't singing, guy.
2nd clerk: [Stamping a price tag on 1st clerk's glasses] I'm standin' right next to you and you're f#&#in' singing, cut it out.
1st clerk: Why so tense, guy?
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"We came to wreck everything, and ruin your life. God sent us"
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"I don't know if we've got the heir to the Thorn millions here or Jesus Christ Himself."
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...flame..flames...fl flames...on the side of my face
"One plus two plus one... Shut up! The point is, there's one bullet left, and guess who's going to get it!""I'm a plant."
"Don't they usually call men like you a 'fruit'?"Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?
You don't need any help from me, sir.
That's right!
Clue.
One of my favorite movies.
"Flames ... on the side of my face. Heaving ...breathless ... breathing ..."
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"I don't think it's nice you laughing. You see my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you were to apologize, like I know you're going to. I might convince him you really didn't mean it."Romancing the Stone? ...dammit man, the Doobie Brothers broke up. When did that happen?
Nah, this is a quote from A Fistful of Dollars.