Can't believe I haven't quoted from this movie yet:
RB;" You must be one of those quick-draw artists, the way you've got your gun down on your belt like that."
RW: "
Whatta you got there, a Wop 9? F~@#in' Fiat of guns, always jammin' on you at the wrong time. "
Man 1: It was already loaded. Jesus, *****, you have three pistols and you only have one arm for Christ's sake.
*****: Well I just don't want to be killed for lack of shootin' back.
Okay, I can't help myself....
Man 1: That's pretty big talk for a one-eyed fat man!
Man 2: *With an indignant look* Fill your hands you sonofab!#@#!
... True Grit for sure.
P: Ooh, I'm done! Brothers never make it out of situations like this! Not ever!
No takers on this one? Would it help if I mentioned sharks were involved?
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P: Ooh, I'm done! Brothers never make it out of situations like this! Not ever!No takers on this one? Would it help if I mentioned sharks were involved?
Samuel L Jackson in Deep Blue Sea. Missed this entry from above I guess :)
What about another of his quotes:
"Hold on to yer butts"
ok...crazy accents round.
1 What part of Jamaica?
Right near da beach. Boy-eeee!
2 right...and shes terrible partial to the periwinkle blue, boys.
3 honk honk....(miming driving and waving)... bluftoni
4 I said, put the bunneh back in the box.
Jurassic Park
yep!
P: Ooh, I'm done! Brothers never make it out of situations like this! Not ever!No takers on this one? Would it help if I mentioned sharks were involved?Samuel L Jackson in Deep Blue Sea. Missed this entry from above I guess :)
What about another of his quotes:
"Hold on to yer butts"
Ah! I totally misread that quote as in, "brother (sibling)" - if I'd have gotten the context right, that would have been easy. Sorry!
But, uh, I didn't think it was Jackson that said that line. Wasn't it... oh... looks up the cast... LL Cool J?
And yes, as Jaelithe said, Jurassic Park.
ok...crazy accents round.
1 What part of Jamaica?
Right near da beach. Boy-eeee!2 right...and shes terrible partial to the periwinkle blue, boys.
3 honk honk....(miming driving and waving)... bluftoni
4 I said, put the bunneh back in the box.
2- Snatch.
1- Trading Places?
Get Shorty.Can't believe I haven't quoted from this movie yet:
RB;" You must be one of those quick-draw artists, the way you've got your gun down on your belt like that."
RW: "
Whatta you got there, a Wop 9? F$+%in' Fiat of guns, always jammin' on you at the wrong time. "
yup
YEP2- Snatch.
2 right...and shes terrible partial to the periwinkle blue, boys.
Not Trading Places...newer and has cameos by Willie Nelson and Bob Saget :)
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4 I said, put the bunneh back in the box.
That, my good man, is Con Air. I love that show!
Here's one for everyone:
J: I've learned this much: take what you can, when you can.
J: Then you've learned nothing!
*Sword battle ensues*
4 I said, put the bunneh back in the box.That, my good man, is Con Air. I love that show!
4 I said, put the bunneh back in the box.That, my good man, is Con Air. I love that show!
Here's one for everyone:
J: I've learned this much: take what you can, when you can.
J: Then you've learned nothing!
*Sword battle ensues*
Phenomenal movie.
Terrified: You keep making noise and Dragon's sure to hear you!
and
Mother: Please come back inside!
Aunt: Not for a king's ransom! I just have one thing to say *pointing* that child is a brat!
and
Haltingly: You... can unlock... any door... if you only... have the key.
and
Massive Creature: Step inside my house.
<character hesitates>
Massive Creature: Come inside or go away.
and
Derisively: No taste for blood, eh? They've taken the animal out of you.
and
Desperate Young Male: Right. When you're right, you're right, and you're right. None of the girls I meet wanna get serious.
Knowing Older Female: I doubt they'd survive.
...
... okay that's probably enough.
ok...crazy accents round.
1 What part of Jamaica?
Right near da beach. Boy-eeee!2 right...and shes terrible partial to the periwinkle blue, boys.
3 honk honk....(miming driving and waving)... bluftoni
4 I said, put the bunneh back in the box.
1 - Half Baked, and funniest line in the whole movie
4 I said, put the bunneh back in the box.That, my good man, is Con Air. I love that show!
Here's one for everyone:
J: I've learned this much: take what you can, when you can.
J: Then you've learned nothing!
*Sword battle ensues*
Secret of NIHM
1 - Half Baked, and funniest line in the whole movieok...crazy accents round.
1 What part of Jamaica?
Right near da beach. Boy-eeee!2 right...and shes terrible partial to the periwinkle blue, boys.
3 honk honk....(miming driving and waving)... bluftoni
4 I said, put the bunneh back in the box.
Ok. Admittedly the 'bluftoni' one is a pretty obscure one. Would it help if I said the main character keeps wanting to call himself 'Skip...No Chip'
and Tacticslion, yeah it was LL that said the Deep Blue Sea line.
And he survived! :D
I haven't read the whole thread before I posted, but I haven't seen this since I came in.
JB: So it's sorta social... demented and sad, but social.
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This one should be fairly easy:
Man 1: You killed my mother! You killed my father, you killed my people! You took my father's sword...
Man 2: *Sigh* It must have been when I was younger. There was a time, boy, when I searched for steel, when steel meant more to me than gold or jewels.
EDIT: corrected.
Okay, this one is unfair, but should be simple enough:
"Now... it's just me and the bunnies."
Dang it, Jaelithe, had you given me *checks time* three hours and twenty-one minutes more, I would have noted that it was Conan! I would! Me! Meeeeeeeeeeeeee!
...
... that was a great movie.
This one should be fairly easy:
Man 1: You killed my mother! You killed my father, you killed my people! You took my father's sword...
Man 2: *Sigh* It must have been when I was younger. There was a time, boy, when I searched for steel, when steel meant more to me than gold or jewels.
EDIT: corrected.
In this crowd..that one is as easy as:
"No, Luke, I am your father!"
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This one should be fairly easy:
Man 1: You killed my mother! You killed my father, you killed my people! You took my father's sword...
Man 2: *Sigh* It must have been when I was younger. There was a time, boy, when I searched for steel, when steel meant more to me than gold or jewels.
EDIT: corrected.
In this crowd..that one is as easy as:
"No, Luke, I am your father!"
Good point. Here is one that would normally be difficult, but should be easy here.
Man 1: The forest is not safe. You best travel with us.
Man 2: Me travel with you? Do you know who I am?
Man 1: No.
Man 2: I am _____ the magnificent. Short in stature, tall in power, narrow of purpose and wide of vision. And I do not travel with peasants and beggars. Goodbye!
Willow?
This one should be fairly easy:
Man 1: You killed my mother! You killed my father, you killed my people! You took my father's sword...
Man 2: *Sigh* It must have been when I was younger. There was a time, boy, when I searched for steel, when steel meant more to me than gold or jewels.
EDIT: corrected.
In this crowd..that one is as easy as:
"No, Luke, I am your father!"
Good point. Here is one that would normally be difficult, but should be easy here.
Man 1: The forest is not safe. You best travel with us.
Man 2: Me travel with you? Do you know who I am?
Man 1: No.
Man 2: I am _____ the magnificent. Short in stature, tall in power, narrow of purpose and wide of vision. And I do not travel with peasants and beggars. Goodbye!
Krull!
"You Killed him"
"Duh, what part of sudden death didn't you understand?"
In this crowd..that one is as easy as:
"No, Luke, I am your father!"
Oh, dang-it, I know this one! Is it... um... er... 90210?!?
A: We're immortal, we can do anything!
B: Oh yeah? Clap.Also
A: Ooh, ah, Ow, ah, ooh, ah!
Buffy!
... the original movie, not the series.
EDIT: to be technical (and clear), it should be "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
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Krull!This one should be fairly easy:
Man 1: You killed my mother! You killed my father, you killed my people! You took my father's sword...
Man 2: *Sigh* It must have been when I was younger. There was a time, boy, when I searched for steel, when steel meant more to me than gold or jewels.
EDIT: corrected.
In this crowd..that one is as easy as:
"No, Luke, I am your father!"
Good point. Here is one that would normally be difficult, but should be easy here.
Man 1: The forest is not safe. You best travel with us.
Man 2: Me travel with you? Do you know who I am?
Man 1: No.
Man 2: I am _____ the magnificent. Short in stature, tall in power, narrow of purpose and wide of vision. And I do not travel with peasants and beggars. Goodbye!
That one was ridiculously easy, too! :P
Kinda pathetic that no one's gotten this one:
"From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f**kin' boat."
Let's make it a little easier:
"All right, then... [throws him a baseball] ...hit me in the chest with that."
"I'd kill you!"
"Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a f$+#ing boat."
Bull Durham, The baseball gave it away. Here is one that is also baseball related, and a paraphrase of one of my favorite quotes from Conan:
"I'm pissed off now, Jobu. Look, I go to you. I stick up for you. You don't help me now. I say "F@4# you," Jobu, I do it myself."
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In this crowd..that one is as easy as:"No, Luke, I am your father!"
Why does everyone always get that line wrong? He never says Luke. It's just "No, I am your father!"
Why does everyone always get that line wrong? He never says Luke. It's just "No, I am your father!"
In this crowd..that one is as easy as:"No, Luke, I am your father!"
Wait, that doesn't sound like bad daytime tv at all. Now you've lost me.
It's funny (to me) that I've never really heard the "comma".
To me, it's always sounded like a colon, i.e., "No: I am your father." or a period, i.e. "No. I am your father."
EDIT: Oh, hey, those links (both of which are to the same thing) contain spoilers. For the curious.
Why does everyone always get that line wrong? He never says Luke. It's just "No, I am your father!"
In this crowd..that one is as easy as:"No, Luke, I am your father!"
I think it is one of the most misquoted lines anywhere, along with scotty beam me up.
I included the word Luke just because who knows how many bad movies or tv shows have had the line I am your fathere since.