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Pfft. I woulda left my character dead, and brought in a new one. Let the GM have all the hassle of arranging a new character intro to the group, with the possible derail of his story because of it. I'd also have at least 2 other characters ready to go in the shadows if things start to get...complicated. Just smile and pull out a new character...and another...and another...The perfect defence is invulnerability.
Respect!
"How many of those did you bring?"
*slams sheet on table*
"Fifty."
"I hide behind the pile of dead mes!"
Such a phenomenal movie!
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If you really, REALLY, truly hate what he did to you... There is but one recourse. One act so base, so shockingly vile that it will live in infamy in the annals (huhh huh huhh huhh huhh) of gaming. Before you do, be sure you are ready to be a person to do this. You must... I find it hard to write this... DRINK HIS MILK without asking. And then the sun will no longer shine, birds will stop singing, and the stars will go out.
Alternatively, you could drink his ginger ale.
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If you really, REALLY, truly hate what he did to you... There is but one recourse. One act so base, so shockingly vile that it will live in infamy in the annals (huhh huh huhh huhh huhh) of gaming. Before you do, be sure you are ready to be a person to do this. You must... I find it hard to write this... DRINK HIS MILK without asking. And then the sun will no longer shine, birds will stop singing, and the stars will go out.
Don't worry internet, I flagged this. There are lines you just don't cross.
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Thank you. It's so nice when people care enough to help.
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If you really, REALLY, truly hate what he did to you... There is but one recourse. One act so base, so shockingly vile that it will live in infamy in the annals (huhh huh huhh huhh huhh) of gaming. Before you do, be sure you are ready to be a person to do this. You must... I find it hard to write this... DRINK HIS MILK without asking. And then the sun will no longer shine, birds will stop singing, and the stars will go out.Alternatively, you could drink his ginger ale.
or you could DRINK HIS MILKSHAKE
YOU COULD DRINK IT UP
Or you could force him to have Gatorade!