Voters' Incessant Ramble


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Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012 , Star Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Star Voter Season 9

Yay! A repeat of my favorite item so far this year (for all the wrong reasons)!

RPG Superstar Season 9 Top 16 , Star Voter Season 7, Star Voter Season 8 aka Cyrad

zylphryx wrote:

it is "Slot none" ... not "Slot -" ... not "Slot slotless" ... not "Slot " ...

EDIT: ninja'd by mamaursula by 38 seconds ... <shakes fist>

"Slot none" and "Slot --" are fine. There was a discussion about this last year. The convention goes back and forth between books.

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Jeff Lee wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Crap, there sure are a lot of items to replace that party rogue.
That's 'cause rogues totally suck, dude.
Then play an urban ranger or archaeologist/sandman bard, and save the PC's/party's cash for a better magic item.
Drejk wrote:
Strange we don't get items to replace that party monk...

That'll probably happen next year. :/

Dedicated Voter Season 7

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Found my item a second time!

RPG Superstar 2014 Top 32 , Dedicated Voter Season 7 aka devilfluff

Rocketman vs really? it is so... zzzzz.

Marathon Voter Season 7

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Some really liked the movie Bolt, yes?

Star Voter Season 7

We're off to see the Wizard...

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Found a Disney inspired item.

RPG Superstar 2012 Top 16 , Marathon Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Marathon Voter Season 8, Dedicated Voter Season 9 aka motteditor

Jeff Lee wrote:

There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found,for when they placed it on his head, he began to dance around!

Also, my general advice to people doing items that involve time: stop, just stop. All you're doing is making an item that GMs take one look at and say "Nope. Not gonna happen. That's a major headache waiting to happen. Don't ask again. I'll kill your character. You know I will."

Where were you last year, Jeff?

(Though at least most people said I handled it in a new manner that I don't think was game breaking, just a little too meta.)

Star Voter Season 7

It's wear?
It's a no.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012 , Star Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Star Voter Season 9

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I wasn't going to vote for you, boring SIAC, until I read the competing cursed artifact masquerading as a wondrous item.

RPG Superstar Season 9 Top 16 , Star Voter Season 7, Star Voter Season 8 aka Cyrad

I found an item that does nothing. No mechanical and implied benefit whatsoever. And it costs more than a +2 longsword.

Dedicated Voter Season 7

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Hooray!! New items!

Marathon Voter Season 7

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I was hungry until I read that item. I don't think I will be ordering any soup today.

RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16 , Marathon Voter Season 6, Dedicated Voter Season 7, Dedicated Voter Season 8, Star Voter Season 9 aka RainyDayNinja

Wow. I think this one tried to ignore all the advice it could. It didn't just have an incorrect template; it had NO template at all. It fell into TWO not-a-wondrous-item categories, "appears to be a mundane..." and is "especially prized by...", was named after a character, and was rife with misspellings.

Star Voter Season 7

Mary Poppins' Polly! Can I vote it?

Dedicated Voter Season 7

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I die to use this? Pass, please.

Sovereign Court RPG Superstar 2014 Top 32 , Marathon Voter Season 7, Star Voter Season 9 aka Netopalis

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And finally, my item...


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Jacob W. Michaels wrote:
Jeff Lee wrote:

There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found,for when they placed it on his head, he began to dance around!

Also, my general advice to people doing items that involve time: stop, just stop. All you're doing is making an item that GMs take one look at and say "Nope. Not gonna happen. That's a major headache waiting to happen. Don't ask again. I'll kill your character. You know I will."

Where were you last year, Jeff?

(Though at least most people said I handled it in a new manner that I don't think was game breaking, just a little too meta.)

I was here. I pretty much said the same thing last year too. I don't know why I keep repeating myself. Must be caught in some sort of loop caused by a paradox.

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Scott Williams 16 wrote:
I die to use this? Pass, please.

But it is to die for.

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I just voted for an item that I have seen six times and always voted down. Just when you think it can't go lower...

Dedicated Voter Season 7

Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

Rent a rogue vs generic stat and skill increase item...


Am I not turtley enough for your Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!

Marathon Voter Season 7

Wow, +2 to an ability and +5 to a skill/initiative? For 3.2k? Took you long enough to realize that the CRB stuff was totally overprized anyway.

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Jeff Lee wrote:
Jacob W. Michaels wrote:
Jeff Lee wrote:

There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found,for when they placed it on his head, he began to dance around!

Also, my general advice to people doing items that involve time: stop, just stop. All you're doing is making an item that GMs take one look at and say "Nope. Not gonna happen. That's a major headache waiting to happen. Don't ask again. I'll kill your character. You know I will."

Where were you last year, Jeff?

(Though at least most people said I handled it in a new manner that I don't think was game breaking, just a little too meta.)

I was here. I pretty much said the same thing last year too. I don't know why I keep repeating myself. Must be caught in some sort of loop caused by a paradox.

I've seen a few items here that might be responsible.

RPG Superstar Season 9 Top 16 , Star Voter Season 7, Star Voter Season 8 aka Cyrad

I keep encountering the same items I voted against.

RPG Superstar 2010 Top 32, 2011 Top 4 , Marathon Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Marathon Voter Season 8, Marathon Voter Season 9 aka DankeSean

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"It's always bothered me that my iconic and useful class ability can only come into play under certain circumstances. Here, then, is my solution: an item that will allow me to use that class ability every single round. Thanks for voting for me!"

Silver Crusade Dedicated Voter Season 7

I think I should go get some lunch before encountering more soups!

RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16 , Marathon Voter Season 6, Dedicated Voter Season 7, Dedicated Voter Season 8, Star Voter Season 9 aka RainyDayNinja

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Five sentences of backstory. One sentence of Spell-In-A-Can.

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OK, what's up with all the soup?

Marathon Voter Season 6, Dedicated Voter Season 7, Marathon Voter Season 8, Star Voter Season 9 aka Clouds Without Water

First tie vote. Two joke items. I won't vote for either of them.

RPG Superstar 2014 Top 32 , Marathon Voter Season 6, Dedicated Voter Season 7, Dedicated Voter Season 8, Dedicated Voter Season 9 aka michaeljpatrick

Joseph Kellogg wrote:
Five sentences of backstory. One sentence of Spell-In-A-Can.

That keeps happening.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012 , Star Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Star Voter Season 9

I now have two items that present an unintended image that makes me giggle when I read it. I hope they don't get paired up.

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stone doomsday Device?


Dude, I can achieve the exact same effects of your item for free by the useful positioning of a fellow party member. Thanks for playing. Next!

Star Voter Season 7

Attune!

Dedicated Voter Season 7

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Feros wrote:
OK, what's up with all the soup?

Marketing campaign by Cambells?

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Giorgios Abate wrote:

I've only seen really bad items so far; way too many spells in a can, feat in a can, class ability in a can, feat in a can, or some really weird templates!, I even saw a "hello, ...." message before the item description, and a "use x spell y times per day" item.

On the bright side, I haven't chanced upon any item I've already seen, but, What is going on with the items this year ?. Am I just this unlucky? or is it like that for everybody?

I've only seen about four worthy items, and I'm decently on my way to voting 500 times.

So far, I have seen only one truly "flawless" item that was solidly constructed, innovative, well-written, and perfectly formatted.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012 , Star Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Star Voter Season 9

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I now want a button that states, "Burn both items with fire"

Marathon Voter Season 7

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Feros wrote:
OK, what's up with all the soup?

I knew there was a reason I saw so many cauldrons... the soup!

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Seriously, I'm waiting for magic soup in a can.

Shadow Lodge RPG Superstar 2015 , Marathon Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Marathon Voter Season 8, Star Voter Season 9 aka mamaursula

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I do not think that word means what you think it means.

RPG Superstar Season 9 Top 32 , Marathon Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Champion Voter Season 8, Marathon Voter Season 9 aka GM_Solspiral

I believe we can get back thru the ni-iiight

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Mike Welham wrote:
I now want a button that states, "Burn both items with fire"

Hey Mike, your avatar appears in one of the items I keep seeing over and over again. I still can't decide if I like it or not.

Grand Lodge Marathon Voter Season 7

Neither of you included slot formats! How do I wear these items? Are they slotless?

Tell me your secrets!

Star Voter Season 7, Champion Voter Season 8

That item that seems obviously better than the rest.

Marathon Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7

mamaursula wrote:
Mike Welham wrote:
I now want a button that states, "Burn both items with fire"
Hey Mike, your avatar appears in one of the items I keep seeing over and over again. I still can't decide if I like it or not.

Yeah I just got that one.

In other news this one is super, super narrow.

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3rd Leaves item.

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ZZschool teaches
-how to give girls a slutty 80's chick makeover
-how to turn a mundane situation into a dance club
-how to fit way too many people into a car
-how to grow super long beards

Ok I'm done on that for now...

Dedicated Voter Season 7

Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

Wiley E. Coyote item for the tenth time.

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