Everyone have a safe and happy Halloween! And remember

[Mikaze]

SKELETONS ARE REAL AND THERE'S ONE INSIDE YOU RIGHT NOW

[Marthian]

I ROLL TO DISBELIEVE!
Will Save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16

[Cosmo]

:|

[Waterhammer]

Mikaze wrote:

SKELETONS ARE REAL AND THERE'S ONE INSIDE YOU RIGHT NOW

It's what keeps me off the floor. And so I don't have to ooze everywhere. Yay! For skeletons.

Bass players like to wear bone suits. (Based on exactly two examples.)

[Mythic JMD031]

Boo this thread.

Boo!

[Cheapy]

Also remember that orcs are always evil and should be attacked on site with big foam weapons.

[Freehold DM]

Mikaze wrote:

SKELETONS ARE REAL AND THERE'S ONE INSIDE YOU RIGHT NOW

starts clawing at flesh

[Rysky]

Cheapy wrote:

Also remember that Succubi are always evil and should be attacked on site with big foam [REDACTED].

Fixed that for ya.

[TOZ]

Sometimes my skeleton likes to go for walks without me.

[Adamantine Dragon]

TOZ wrote:

Sometimes my skeleton likes to go for walks without me.

There's a "spineless" joke in here somewhere TOZ....

[TriOmegaZero]

Hey, you have no idea how much I've saved on chiropractors with that one...

[Sissyl]

Body anxiety is weird... to induce it, my favourite is:

You know... every single one of your heartbeats is a result of a random process reaching a certain threshold. What says that randomness continues to end up in your favour?

Happy Halloween.

[Fabius Maximus]

Cheapy wrote:

Also remember that orcs are always evil and should be attacked on site with big foam weapons.

Which site would that be?