The Computer Technological Overlord |
Thomas Seitz |
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Nah, I'm good.
I got 99 problems, but Cosmo ain't a one.
In honor such things (Just fair warning, VERY NSFW): 99 Problems and Linkin Park
Tacticslion |
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Tacticslion wrote:In honor such things (Just fair warning, VERY NSFW): 99 Problems and Linkin ParkNah, I'm good.
I got 99 problems, but Cosmo ain't a one.
Huh. I don't think I've ever heard this, and am leery of doing so, given it's NSFW. Hm. Neat!
(I just picked up the turn-of-phrase from use on various forums on the Internet, likely inspired by the song, depending on how old the thing is.)
Pillbug Toenibbler |
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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:Yep, just checked, still can't make heads a'splode telepathically. Still blaming Cosmo for that...Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:Earlier today, I had the thought "It's a good thing I can't kill people with my mind, because today would be a massacre." But then I immediately realized I don't want that power, because it'd be too merciful. Now I realize I desire the power to give people massive, crippling strokes with my mind. I blame Cosmo for my embracing my inner Neutral Evil.Today, I again strongly wish I could telepathically make heads a'splode. Still blaming Cosmo that I can't.
Just checked again... I still can't telepathically make heads a'splode. Or inflict massive strokes, little strokes, aneurysm ruptures, blindness, deafness, headaches, tinnitus, hiccups, or the gum disease gingivitis.
Still blaming you, Cosmo.
Hunt, the PugWumpus |
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I Blame Cosmo for people assuming gremlins are always at fault!
{whispers:} But we usually are at fault. That's the job of being Cosmo's minionions, right?
I blame Cosmo for being confused by MP, and I also blame Cosmo that being confused still bothers me. I'm always confused, so I should be used to it by now.
I blame Cosmo for the site's issues lately.
And I helped! {returns to pouring Shake N' Bake mix into next server blade}
Master Pugwampi |
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Master Pugwampi wrote:I Blame Cosmo for people assuming gremlins are always at fault!{whispers:} But we usually are at fault. That's the job of being Cosmo's minionions, right?
I blame Cosmo for being confused by MP, and I also blame Cosmo that being confused still bothers me. I'm always confused, so I should be used to it by now.
*whispers* Of course we are at fault. But if we pretend like we're not they will leave us alone and let us do MORE mayhem. It is a deceptive technique to avoid getting thumped!
I Blame Cosmo that Hunt doesn't get subterfuge.
Souls At War wrote:I blame Cosmo for the site's issues lately.And I helped! {returns to pouring Shake N' Bake mix into next server blade}
WAIT! I haven't added the xanthan gum and water yet!
Master Pugwampi |
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OK, let's see...
All and all, pugwampi squad, we can call this weeks work an unprecedented success! My personal view is that the combination of Shake N' Bake mix and xanthan gum in the server fans was the pièce de résistance, but everybody helped. Excellent work team!
Now for the not so good: we wanted this sucker down for a full week! There was a temporary blip back to operational status on Tuesday, then full operative capability a day early! Someone is not pulling their weight!
*scans group carefully*
You seem really well rested, Gerald. TOO well rested if you take my meaning. Hunt, bring the tongs!
I Blame Cosmo for the unreliability of lazy gremlins!
Master Pugwampi |
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I also blame Cosmo for Mistress Spires's family's bad luck with horseless carriages.
>_>
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I also also blame blame Cosmo that we 'wampis may be getting a little too good at confuzing the servers.
Personally, I think we aren't good enough!
I Blame Cosmo for Hunt selling us short!
captain yesterday |
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Thomas Seitz wrote:I could blame Cosmo for this, but I prefer to blame Internet trolls.Blame Cosmo for Internet trolls?
That would be Russia.
And every other country and a*$*%%+ that realized exactly how gullible the average American actually is.
What's that, Honey Boo Boo did something! Why yes, I will enter my social security number...
Souls At War |
Souls At War wrote:Thomas Seitz wrote:I could blame Cosmo for this, but I prefer to blame Internet trolls.Blame Cosmo for Internet trolls?That would be Russia.
And every other country and a!!@@** that realized exactly how gullible the average American actually is.
What's that, Honey Boo Boo did something! Why yes, I will enter my social security number...
That kind of s*** can be done by phone too.
Wampi Wonka, Confectioneer |
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I blame Cosmo that Souls At War doesn't appreciate all the hard work that goes into running a famous confection manufacturing corporation inside an already crowded server room.
I also blame Cosmo that Steve the Rogue Backhoe has perfect pitch, which is really ruining our pugwampi rendition of the Oompa Loompa song.
thunderspirit |
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Ambrosia Slaad |
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I blame Cosmo that the supermarket mislabels their whole chickens as fryers. They're too big to be fryers; they're actually roasters.
I also blame Cosmo that this inconsequential thing bugs me.
I also also blame Cosmo that I selected the smallest fryer (argh) they had and it was still too big to fit into my 3½-quart slow cooker.
I also³ blame Cosmo that I figured out/reverse-engineered (kitchenneered?) how to make fall-apart-tender roasted whole chicken in the oven... and totally failed to consider just how I was going to physically get it out of the pot and onto the platter without it completely falling apart.
Feros |
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I blame Cosmo that the supermarket mislabels their whole chickens as fryers. They're too big to be fryers; they're actually roasters.
I also blame Cosmo that this inconsequential thing bugs me.
I also also blame Cosmo that I selected the smallest fryer (argh) they had and it was still too big to fit into my 3½-quart slow cooker.
I also³ blame Cosmo that I figured out/reverse-engineered (kitchenneered?) how to make fall-apart-tender roasted whole chicken in the oven... and totally failed to consider just how I was going to physically get it out of the pot and onto the platter without it completely falling apart.
This reminds me of an old Wayne and Shuster sketch: The Robin Hood Roast.
Prince John throws a Roast of Robin Hood, with everybody making jokes at Robin's expense before revealing it is an elaborate trap. When he goes to capture Robin, Friar Tuck tells Prince John to stop. Prince John threatens to "Boil Tuck in Oil!"
Robin:"You can't boil him! He's a Friar!"
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I Blame Cosmo that this amuses me so! :)
Ambrosia Slaad |
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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:And that roofing nail in the rear tire of my car? That's on you too, Cosmo.Aiymi and I have had 5 nails in tires (me 3, her 2) in the last 4 years.
I ran mail immediately post-Charley. For months after it hit, my poor mail-carrying Subaru found multiple dozens of roofing nails (amongst other sharp pokey & slashy things). There were days in the humidity, still air, sweltering sun, and abundant bitey stirges mosquitoes when I was so angry I literally couldn't even swear correctly anymore -- it would come out as gibberish, like Ralphie's dad swearing in A Christmas Story. One week I was at the tire place all six days that week getting nails pulled and tires plugged. A new guy there kept making dumb jokes, and Saturday (the sixth day in a row I was there) I had to get two new tires... when he started joking, I threw him a look like I was Cyclops from the X-Men.
I suspect I picked up the latest roofing nail when I was on I-75 on Wednesday. Too many don't bother to properly secure their loads of construction materials and demolished debris. {shakes fist} Cosmo!
Souls At War |
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Vanykrye wrote:Ambrosia Slaad wrote:And that roofing nail in the rear tire of my car? That's on you too, Cosmo.Aiymi and I have had 5 nails in tires (me 3, her 2) in the last 4 years.I ran mail immediately post-Charley. For months after it hit, my poor mail-carrying Subaru found multiple dozens of roofing nails (amongst other sharp pokey & slashy things). There were days in the humidity, still air, sweltering sun, and abundant bitey
stirgesmosquitoes when I was so angry I literally couldn't even swear correctly anymore -- it would come out as gibberish, like Ralphie's dad swearing in A Christmas Story. One week I was at the tire place all six days that week getting nails pulled and tires plugged. A new guy there kept making dumb jokes, and Saturday (the sixth day in a row I was there) I had to get two new tires... when he started joking, I threw him a look like I was Cyclops from the X-Men.I suspect I picked up the latest roofing nail when I was on I-75 on Wednesday. Too many don't bother to properly secure their loads of construction materials and demolished debris. {shakes fist} Cosmo!
At this point, you are blaming Cosmo for Florida.