Cool, thankies... you B@#$%&*I just use Adobe Reader, myselfI'm holding off on cursing you out so I can ask: what program are you using to read your PDFs? iBooks be the spawn of my frustration here.So I just upgraded my iMac to Mavericks... AND IT LOST MY ENTIRE PATHFINDER COLLECTION! COSMO! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I had to hold off on favoriting this one until I'd successfully upgraded my own iMac with no problems.
I did.
I'll favorite you now, using my upgraded system, while reading my PDFs.
Here's that link you were looking for. :)
Don't use the Adobe Reader. That thing's massive. The Foxit reader works as well and isn't such a drain on your system's resources.
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I absolutely love Ultimate Campaign, especially the Downtime Rules. As a result, Chapter 2 gets a lot of use around my table, but there's one serious flaw with the Chapter. On page 110, right in the middle of the most often used section of the Chapter, is the most horrendous piece of artwork I have ever seen. It is this massive, overweight woman with teeth the size of silver pieces. Every time I see this piece of artwork, I groan a little. This is clearly not a piece where the artist 'messed up' and created a horrendous piece. This level of bad can only be demanded, most likely ordered and placed into the book by Cosmo when no one was looking.
You're a cruel mistress, Cosmo.
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I absolutely love Ultimate Campaign, especially the Downtime Rules. As a result, Chapter 2 gets a lot of use around my table, but there's one serious flaw with the Chapter. On page 110, right in the middle of the most often used section of the Chapter, is the most horrendous piece of artwork I have ever seen. It is this massive, overweight woman with teeth the size of silver pieces. Every time I see this piece of artwork, I groan a little. This is clearly not a piece where the artist 'messed up' and created a horrendous piece. This level of bad can only be demanded, most likely ordered and placed into the book by Cosmo when no one was looking.
You're a cruel mistress, Cosmo.
Are you sure that's a woman?
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I Blame Cosmo for the Jets loosing to the Bengles. I also blame him for it being such a blow out I can blame him for it before the game is even over.
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Are you sure that's a woman?I absolutely love Ultimate Campaign, especially the Downtime Rules. As a result, Chapter 2 gets a lot of use around my table, but there's one serious flaw with the Chapter. On page 110, right in the middle of the most often used section of the Chapter, is the most horrendous piece of artwork I have ever seen. It is this massive, overweight woman with teeth the size of silver pieces. Every time I see this piece of artwork, I groan a little. This is clearly not a piece where the artist 'messed up' and created a horrendous piece. This level of bad can only be demanded, most likely ordered and placed into the book by Cosmo when no one was looking.
You're a cruel mistress, Cosmo.
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Are you sure that's a woman?I absolutely love Ultimate Campaign, especially the Downtime Rules. As a result, Chapter 2 gets a lot of use around my table, but there's one serious flaw with the Chapter. On page 110, right in the middle of the most often used section of the Chapter, is the most horrendous piece of artwork I have ever seen. It is this massive, overweight woman with teeth the size of silver pieces. Every time I see this piece of artwork, I groan a little. This is clearly not a piece where the artist 'messed up' and created a horrendous piece. This level of bad can only be demanded, most likely ordered and placed into the book by Cosmo when no one was looking.
You're a cruel mistress, Cosmo.
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So, if the moon is a harsh mistress and Cosmo is a harsh/cruel mistress, does that mean that the big shiny thing in the sky at night is actually....oh, dear gods. My brain won't even go there. Cosmo.... or is it (gulp) Cosmoon?
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So, if the moon is a harsh mistress and Cosmo is a harsh/cruel mistress, does that mean that the big shiny thing in the sky at night is actually....oh, dear gods. My brain won't even go there. Cosmo....
Nice. A Heinlein reference with a just a touch of Cosmo inspired Lovecraftian horror. I like it.
Which is incredibly disturbing. I blame Cosmo.
So, if the moon is a harsh mistress and Cosmo is a harsh/cruel mistress, does that mean that the big shiny thing in the sky at night is actually....oh, dear gods. My brain won't even go there. Cosmo....Nice. A Heinlein reference with a just a touch of Cosmo inspired Lovecraftian horror. I like it.
Which is incredibly disturbing. I blame Cosmo.
And Stross, if you've read The Atrocity Archive. And thank you for the compliment!
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I Blame Cosmo for the Jets loosing to the Bengles. I also blame him for it being such a blow out I can blame him for it before the game is even over.
I blame John Kretzer for rooting for the Jets and Cosmo for allowing it to happen.
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I Blame Cosmo for the Jets loosing to the Bengles. I also blame him for it being such a blow out I can blame him for it before the game is even over.I blame John Kretzer for rooting for the Jets and Cosmo for allowing it to happen.
And I blame Cosmo because the Vikings couldn't find the end zone with full radar support.
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I blame Cosmo for all these people talking about sports teams of which I don't even know what sport they play.
Pretty sure it's American Football and thus you're not missing much.
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I spend most of last night drinking and listening to Lou Reed. But when I wake up this morning, I've got that f*#~ing Starship song stuck in my head... WTF, Cosmo?!
Pretty sure it's American Football and thus you're not missing much.
Definitely American Football, seeing as real vikings are experts at getting a happy ending.
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I blame Cosmo for me not being able to come up with a more elegant double entendre than that.
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Total of seven hours without power. How the heck did you manage to do that from half a world away, Cosmo?
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I have the flu. Nuff said.
*Headbonk, Rysky. Although I never thought I'd find myself headbonking a succubus. Well, I never thought I'd give birth to 2d4 slaadlings, either. Honestly, Cosmo.
I also blame Cosmo because I don't have a choice about getting a flu shot, and it Always. Frakking. Hurts. How on Golarion do they manage to find that nerve every single time?
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I have the flu. Nuff said.*Headbonk, Rysky. Although I never thought I'd find myself headbonking a succubus. Well, I never thought I'd give birth to 2d4 slaadlings, either. Honestly, Cosmo.
I also blame Cosmo because I don't have a choice about getting a flu shot, and it Always. Frakking. Hurts. How on Golarion do they manage to find that nerve every single time?
Headbonks make everything better :3
And I have had a similar problem the last two times I've donated blood. They gig me with the needle, don't get a vein so they just push and pull the needle around in my arm until they get a good spot, leaving this nice little disfigured splotch on my arm each time.
Wait a second.
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COSMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Still waiting for my subscription pdfs.....Cosmo!
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I have the flu. Nuff said.*Headbonk, Rysky. Although I never thought I'd find myself headbonking a succubus. Well, I never thought I'd give birth to 2d4 slaadlings, either. Honestly, Cosmo.
I also blame Cosmo because I don't have a choice about getting a flu shot, and it Always. Frakking. Hurts. How on Golarion do they manage to find that nerve every single time?
Headbonks make everything better :3
And I have had a similar problem the last two times I've donated blood. They gig me with the needle, don't get a vein so they just push and pull the needle around in my arm until they get a good spot, leaving this nice little disfigured splotch on my arm each time.
Wait a second.
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COSMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah. They look at my small-boned arm, they look at the pachyderm-sized needle, and they figure, what the heck. The last time, I left a nice puddle of blood on the floor. Cosmo....
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Woke up for a full days itinerary, gots stuff to do. Nope. Flat tire. No problem, full-sized spare in garage. I've met Mr.Murphy before.
Jacked up car, removed lugnuts. Flat tire is immovable object. Brute and blunt force means nothing. It remains solidly affixed.
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[. They gig me with the needle, don't get a vein so they just push and pull the needle around in my arm until they get a good spot, leaving this nice little disfigured splotch on my arm each time.
Wait a second.
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COSMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phlebotomy is one of my passions.
Phlebotomy is one of my passions.[. They gig me with the needle, don't get a vein so they just push and pull the needle around in my arm until they get a good spot, leaving this nice little disfigured splotch on my arm each time.
Wait a second.
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COSMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We must all begin somewhere, young horror.
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I have the flu. Nuff said.Hope you are feeling better soon. :)
...Well, I never thought I'd give birth to 2d4 slaadlings, either. Honestly, Cosmo.
Hmmm, I never considered Cosmo as a slaad... kinda makes sense though.
I have the flu. Nuff said.Hope you are feeling better soon. :)...Well, I never thought I'd give birth to 2d4 slaadlings, either. Honestly, Cosmo.Hmmm, I never considered Cosmo as a slaad... kinda makes sense though.
Are we claiming him now?
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I have the flu. Nuff said.Hope you are feeling better soon. :)...Well, I never thought I'd give birth to 2d4 slaadlings, either. Honestly, Cosmo.Hmmm, I never considered Cosmo as a slaad... kinda makes sense though.
Are you implying that Cosmo did the nasty and impregnated SnowJade with 2d4 slaadlings?
SnowJade, please tell me you were unconscious for this ordeal!
I have the flu. Nuff said.Hope you are feeling better soon. :)...Well, I never thought I'd give birth to 2d4 slaadlings, either. Honestly, Cosmo.Hmmm, I never considered Cosmo as a slaad... kinda makes sense though.Are you implying that Cosmo did the nasty and impregnated SnowJade with 2d4 slaadlings?
SnowJade, please tell me you were unconscious for this ordeal!
Next episode, on As The Maestrom Turns....
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Next episode, on As The Maestrom Churns....I have the flu. Nuff said.Hope you are feeling better soon. :)...Well, I never thought I'd give birth to 2d4 slaadlings, either. Honestly, Cosmo.Hmmm, I never considered Cosmo as a slaad... kinda makes sense though.Are you implying that Cosmo did the nasty and impregnated SnowJade with 2d4 slaadlings?
SnowJade, please tell me you were unconscious for this ordeal!
Fixed that for ya.
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I had an absolute horrid day at work today. I was totally prepared to complain and blame Cosmo for my day, but then I came home and saw my Bestiary 4 sitting on my desk.
... you're okay, Cosmo. You're okay.
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I blame the Cosmo for my GM canceling game tonight due to a work emergencey. This my main group for RPGing fix...but I have not actualy played with this group in 15 days...and the next schedule game with this group will be in 5 days(that is nearly a month). Curse you Cosmo.
I also will preemptively blame cosmo for still not getting my shipping e-mail and access to my subscription pdfs today(which I kinda of needed since no game means time to start reading them).
I had an absolute horrid day at work today. I was totally prepared to complain and blame Cosmo for my day, but then I came home and saw my Bestiary 4 sitting on my desk.
... you're okay, Cosmo. You're okay.
You fool do you know what happened? Somebody probably had to pay dearly at the hands of Cosmo so you could get that Bestiary 4. Your moment of joy is probably a hundreds people tragedy...never thank Cosmo.
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I blame Cosmo for salsa incendia.
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I blame Cosmo because my Wrath of the Righteous brick order is still pending. Seriously, dude.
I blame Cosmo for turning on the check engine light in my car. I've only had it a month. What is wrong with you?!
Its also Cosmo's fault that my lawn keeps growing, and no one has cut it. Slacker.
Its Cosmo's fault my cat just threw up on the couch. Stop feeding her Cheetos and hairballs!
Its Cosmo's fault that I am going to be late for gaming, again. You have to get me up earlier than 6. C'mon man!
Finally, its Cosmo's fault that its getting colder, darker, and just plain unpleasant.
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I have the flu. Nuff said.Hope you are feeling better soon. :)...Well, I never thought I'd give birth to 2d4 slaadlings, either. Honestly, Cosmo.Hmmm, I never considered Cosmo as a slaad... kinda makes sense though.Are you implying that Cosmo did the nasty and impregnated SnowJade with 2d4 slaadlings?
SnowJade, please tell me you were unconscious for this ordeal!
I was certainly not conscious of the possibility of Cosmo being at all present, since Macaroni Slaad has been celebrating his fatherhood. I do blame Cosmo because I didn't realize that "egging" was a euphemism which would result in my becoming a parent to 2d4 slaadlings.
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...my order this month has been in pending status for more than two weeks now.
...I can just imagine Cosmo busting out all my pawns for his own use in his office. Not for anything RPG related mind you, he's probably got them standing up splayed out over his desk and is staging a mock war with them and banging them together while making fighting noises.
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I blame Cosmo for Surprise Grappling Hooks.
You fool do you know what happened? Somebody probably had to pay dearly at the hands of Cosmo so you could get that Bestiary 4. Your moment of joy is probably a hundreds people tragedy...never thank Cosmo.I had an absolute horrid day at work today. I was totally prepared to complain and blame Cosmo for my day, but then I came home and saw my Bestiary 4 sitting on my desk.
... you're okay, Cosmo. You're okay.
There are 300 monsters in Bestiary 4. That means one-third of a person suffered to bring me each of these monsters. I think I can live with that knowledge, especially when one of those monsters is Great Cthulhu.
Edit: Huh, I just noticed that I didn't get a 'Like' from Cosmo for being nice to him. Seems like its our complaints that give him power and not our thanks. So in reality ... YOU'RE feeding the Cosmo!
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I have the flu. Nuff said.Hope you are feeling better soon. :)...Well, I never thought I'd give birth to 2d4 slaadlings, either. Honestly, Cosmo.Hmmm, I never considered Cosmo as a slaad... kinda makes sense though.Are you implying that Cosmo did the nasty and impregnated SnowJade with 2d4 slaadlings?
SnowJade, please tell me you were unconscious for this ordeal!
I blame Cosmo for trying to claim fathership of my babies.
Also, the rain in spain falls mainly on the credenza.
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I blame the Cosmo for my GM canceling game tonight due to a work emergencey. This my main group for RPGing fix...but I have not actualy played with this group in 15 days...and the next schedule game with this group will be in 5 days(that is nearly a month). Curse you Cosmo.
I also will preemptively blame cosmo for still not getting my shipping e-mail and access to my subscription pdfs today(which I kinda of needed since no game means time to start reading them).
I am going how to take back the last one as I got my e-mail just now. So Cosmo how did you fail in keeping it from me?
Oh did you just wanmt me to have to retract something?
Mmmm...I Blame Cosmo.