False factoids

[hobbsdadolfin]

the birds around pulg are vultures.

[IceniQueen]

Able to leap tall Lincoln log buildings in a single bound. Faster than a speeding engine-less car, more powerful than a screaming toddler. Is it a Bird? is it a plane? NO!, It's hobbsdadolfin

[hobbsdadolfin]

Iceniqueen failed every math test that involved ratios.

[Charles Scholz]

hobbs once worked in the collections department for an underworld banker.

[Gruumash .]

Charles Scholz traffics in baby goblins to pay for his plans of world domination.

[IceniQueen]

Gruumash once swallowed a balloon used to make shapes with and when it came out the other end, it was in the shape of a weiner dog

[Sissyl]

IceniQueen is the hero of a tiny island nation, sent into the world to bring back evidence of extra-atollar sentient life.

[Captain Spalding]

Sissyl is dating Last One.

[IceniQueen]

Captain Spalding is really not a captain at all, but the CEO of a company that makes sports equipment like Footballs.

[Vod Canockers]

IceniQueen is trying to start a new hot cream restaurant chain.

[lucky7]

Vod Canockers is the CEO of soylent corporation.

[Sissyl]

LUCKY7 IS PEOPLE!!!

[lucky7]

Sissyl is not.

[Sissyl]

lucky7 is right.

[IceniQueen]

Sissyl is a knight that says NEE! And wants a Shrubbery

[Pulg]

IceniQueen is a fearsome warrior goddess with a cloak made from the mulleted scalps of a hundred Michael Bolton impersonators, each of whom she has personally slain in single combat.

[Sissyl]

Pulg chose his name in honour of the mighty Glup, king of the ogroid tribe Munching Munchers.

[IceniQueen]

Sissyl is not really a Sissy. She is quit fearsome, especially when it comes to using a wet noodle which she keeps strands of on her headdress and then uses the wet noodles against her enemies.

-PULG that is funny-

[Krystel Kallit]

If IceniQueen an Sissy were to work together they could conquer the world, but they don't want to because their hair styles differ too much.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Krystel Kallit eats nothing but White Castle burgers.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Spanky the Leprechaun is a staunch vegan.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Conman the Bardbarian is really Mr. Green Jeans from Kaptain Kangaroo.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Spanky the Leprechaun is really a malformed Skrull who can't shapeshift.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

I'm Hiding in your Closet was a child actor on The Little Rascals.

[Sissyl]

Spanky has really visited me several times for some wet noodle therapy. He doesn't like to think about it.

[lucky7]

Sissyl runs a leprechaun noodle colonoscopy clinic.

[Sissyl]

Lucky7 has sued me for discrimination against non-leprechauns. To what end, I am not certain. Lucky7 is a disembodied head, for the love of Azathoth.

[DJEternalDarkness]

Sissyl once posed for Playhead in the early 60s.

[Pulg]

DJED could tell you things about the goings-on behind the scenes at Gruntin' in Granite magazine that would blow your tiny mind sky-high.

[littlehewy]

Pulg used to be the editor-in-chief of Barely Wookie a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

[Sissyl]

littlehewy was the owner.

[IceniQueen]

Sissyl was the original inspiration behind Princess Amadalla from Buck Rogers in the 25th Century

[Pulg]

IceniQueen is very glad that Buck Rogers isn't a magazine for, *ahem*, 'deer aficionados'

[IceniQueen]

Plug did the voice for Twiki the sidekick robot to Buck

[lucky7]

IceniQueen once woke up with nothing on but two coathangers in the middle of Las Vegas. She has absolutely no idea what happened.

[IceniQueen]

Lucky 7 wished he was there. Maybe he was, he cannot remember either.

[lucky7]

IceniQueen is hiding in your closet.

[Pulg]

Lucky7 was crowned Mr International Non Reciprocating Sprocket Gear in 1908 and 1911, a never-to-be-repeated achievement.

[lucky7]

Pulg once went into a two-week sugar coma after a pie-eating contest, only to be beaten by his 61 year old grandfather.

[Little Skylark]

Lucky7 would win every pie eating contest if he wasn't banned for not having a body.

[Pulg]

Little Skylark was banned from the last pie eating contest he tried to enter because he wasn't a pie.

[lucky7]

Pulg is a fan of having food thrown at him.

[Sissyl]

lucky7 is food that has been thrown at Pulg.

[IceniQueen]

Sissyl carries home made spaghetti noodles on her crown

[lucky7]

IceniQueen is a member of the 3rd street Marshmallow gang.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

lucky7's favorite dish is boiled baseballs served in a Nickelodeon Floam(TM) sauce.

[littlehewy]

IHIYC steals and eats your dirty laundry.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

"littlehewy" is called that because he's a hatchet-favoring serial killer.

[Sissyl]

IHIYC is hiding because he was discovered wearing a Barney the Cute Purple Dinosaur cap once.

[lucky7]

Sissyl once castrated a man and fashioned the resulting parts into a skuulcap. She still has it.