lord of rabbits is really the Duke of Ducks in disguise (seems it's duck season)
Kahnya is jamming Uncle Ted's signal.
Goddity is Major Tom in disguise.
GW is composed primarily of black coffee and dust.
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IHIYC is able to unhinge his lower jaw and swallow small cars whole.
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KahnyaGnorc has no jaw but a long tongue like an anteater.
IHIYC is really just another form of Zeiram.
If you remove Uncle Teddy's helmet, you will find only a bare skull and a rubber smile.
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If you look up GoatToucher's nose, you will see two very much smaller GoatTouchers staring back at you.
Pulg is the bringer of the Alpacalypse - it's like the Apocalypse but involves the Four Alpacas instead of the Four Horsemen.
GW will be dead in ten minutes.
GT was touched by an angel once.
UT has been counselling the angel that GoatToucher touched back.
KahnyaGnorc has the Ark of the Covenant, the Holy Grail, and the Spear of Destiny in a box in their garage.
UT lives in KG's garage.
Amasu constantly tries to make anything we say in this thread to describe Amasu true.
Goddity was a stunt double for Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, and Jackie Chan.
The only magazine Uncle Teddy reads is Women's Home Journal.
Kat's Eye is married to a euphonium called Lady Clara.
Pulg once ate a mule while watching a 1998 Bears/Packers game.
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GoatToucher is actually an ancient Incan fertility god.
Grandpa Wonderbra is the legendary hero who danced on his huotapcaptlalacaptupuplulpu for 999 days and nights in order to bring the secret of gherkins back from the Otherworld.
IHIYC is the secret leader of the Cult of Joker.
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Schism has a North Korean blow-up love doll called Juche Lucy.
What KahnyaGnorc's got, he's gonna get it, put it in you.
IHIYC thinks that you can survive anything by hiding in a closet, and may be in trouble if we ever let him get near the nuclear testing range...
IHIYC is the original screenwriter of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
Uncle Teddy was the main creative director for such popular titles as "Real Bucks in Action: Animal Season" and "Bears and Cougars: Wild Footage Never Before Released".
Rashly5 is the author behind the wildly successful book "Are you there, Demogorgon? It's me, Rashly5."
Molten Dragon is a shortened version of his real name: Moldynarius Dragonandonandon.
Shere Khan wuvs his tummy rubs! Ohyeshedoes! Ohyeshedoes! Who's a fuzzy wickle thing then?!
KahnyaGnorc is actually two different people, one called Kahnya and one called Gnorc.
IHIYC was the core of Goddity's Katamari
If you break GW's concentration, even for a moment, he will turn into a pile of dust and old people smell.