KahnyaGnorc used to be the jokers wingman when he went out, but after the incident with the aforementioned fruit cake, hitting the bars with the clown price of crime just wasn't the same.
GM_B is Facebook friends with Calendar Man and Crazy Quilt.
GoatToucher tried to start his own facebook like online community, called goatbook, except cloven hooves and PTSD got in the way.
GM_Beernorg's left leg is .78 inches longer then the other. Were he to walk long enough in a "straight" line, he would make a full circle!
Gregor Greymane makes a living by launching himself out of an Alpenhorn with no trousers on.
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IHIYC has been known to run with scissors. When Pulg chases after him to eat the scissors it results in a humorous Benny Hill style chase scene.
Molten Dragon once incinerated an entire troop of mimes while listen to the Benny Hill chase music on his Ipod. For this we thank him.
KahnyaGnorc has been PUNished repeatedly for their bad puns.
IHIYC is actually a dream manifestation of a fifth grader's potato battery science project. The potato generated enough electricity to gain sentience, but lacks mechanisms to express itself or impact the world outside of its dreams.
GoatToucher made a wish, and his wish was POTATOES.
GT is constantly sucking on lemons.
Edit: Pulg is never early.
Tarrintino stole the cookie from the cookie jar...
Gregor Greyman forgot that he used just for men and got rid of his grey, so really he should be called Gregor Fakeblackmane.
GM_B's secret passion: Nude ballroom dancing
Gregor doesn't want to lose your love tonight.
Molten Dragon embraces the love that cannot be named, the love between a fiery dragon and a from the wrong side of the tracks iguana.
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GM_Beernorg is actually a walking community of civilised peas.
Pulg once went to see a dermatologist about some hairy growth on his chin.
Old Doc Flumph once subsisted on earth worms and grass for a whole year, just for fun.
Ol Gregor has been known to attack the darkness.
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Molten Dragon once attempted to eat the darkness, under the assumption that is how one becomes a Dark Lord. Alas it did not work.
KahnyaGnorc is a lycanthrope, specifically a werevole. They often crash furry parties, hilarity ensues...
Molten Dragon and a corset made out of half-eaten Scotch Eggs go together like oo-shanga langa, shalangyty langy lang
KG would have helped, but Pulg had already decked him.
The initials after Dr. House's name actually stand for Molten Dragon Dangles Downwards Steadily, Danzig Vaseline Milita.
KahnyaGnorc is actually the founder of the Danzig Vaseline Milita, and you would not believe how much vaseline they go through in a year, the amount is simply mind boggling.
KahnyaGnorc lost the pearl, and the price she paid..(actually listened to that album this morning on the way to work)
GMB once coated my pile of gold I sleep on in Vaseline. . Not funny, GMB. Darn near broke my neck when I slipped off it.
What Molten Dragon didn't say was that he slipped while trying to get the Vaseline on that one spot on his back he can't reach.
AZK has similar powers as the Ant Man except when AZK shrinks he turns into an 8-bit version of himself.
Lucky 7, despite the name, is very much unlucky, else, he would not be undead and be suffering from unfortunate eye glow syndrome.
The Avatar of Zon-Kuthon starred in a special horror movie series as the main antagonist.