IHIYC is off to Maztica in the Realms, in the Realms, where the Helmites glisten in the sun.
Pulg's unicorn occasionally lays golden eggs.
After a prolonged cheese eating binge, KG once passed a stool the size of a cantaloupe. His howls and weeping lasted for several hours and could be heard for miles. Local villagers now think his house is haunted, and make superstitious gestures to ward off evil as they pass by.
IHIYC thinks Monsters Inc is the greatest movie ever due to all the closets.
Goddity thinks Cars 2 is the greatest movie ever made due to severe head trauma in their youth.
GoatToucher was recently caught dangling his plonker in the sea outside Bridlington by the police. When questioned, he claimed to have been trying to catch mermaids.
A Pulg in the hand is worth two in the bush.
lucky7's phylatery is actually, due to a mishap in the lich process, a Mt Dew can.
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in case of a water landing, Sissyl's headgear can be used as a flotation device.
A pointed, edged, and poisoned flotation device.
Under no circumstances should GoatToucher be fed after midnight. Or before midnight. In fact, maybe just don't leave food near him at all.
IHIYC does the same work with his hat
Little Skylark can perform miracles with Scotch Eggs.
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A new film, The Clothes We Clean, is based off of the struggle that I'm Hiding In Your Closet had with his mothball addiction. It's rated 89% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes.
IHIYC starred in the movie, before writing every review of it. When accused of a conflict of interest, he only said "It's not conflicting my interest"
Goddity is a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules.
Goddity is a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules.
It clearly says "false facts".
Ventnor is a pretty cool guy.
Goddity did not intend for that last comment to hurt so much that it caused me to weep.
Vintner just wants attention.
KahnyaGnorc spent 50 years of his life tracking down the truth behind "The 1830's Feud."
IHIYC is the one who manipulated Kahnya into investigating the 1930s feud, because he was curious. He has since regretted everything he found out, after realizing GT was involved.
My plans are... long term.
Goddity once suffered a blow to the head that addled his pate so severely that he spent the 1870's as a horse.
One of GoatToucher's relation "saddle-broke" Goddity.
The secret ingredient to every one of Molten Dragon's recipes is soylent green.
Ventnor prefers solent blue.
IHIYC is really really bad at guessing genders.
KahnyaGnorc is even worse.
Goddity transcended any notions of gender long ago and finds us yokels jabbering about it quaint.
Avatar of Zon-Kuthon plays the drums.
lucky7 managed to spill a plate of pasta carbonara over Madonna in 2003. It is... A long story.
IHIYC helped Madonna simulate a bowl job on camera, when she was doing a Duane Dibbley routine in one of her many excellent music videos
Curiously, "bowl job", was the style of haircut Pulg had as a child in school.
Molten Dragon had a mullet back in dragon high school, cause hey man, work in front, party in back, alas, that last part summoned GoatToucher, MD then shaved his head as you see it now for well...reasons.
Jeff Harris 982 doesn't have hair. His toupee is his most closely guarded secret.
Goddity believes that hair is a fictional construct designed by "The Man" to keep us complacent.
Ventor is a man, yes he am and he can't help but love you so.
Oh, no no.