Lucky7 is presently chairman of the Gold Coast Goldberg Honda Goldwing Girl Guide's Guild of Golden Girl's Goldfish Goldsmiths, so if you are a Girl Guide surnamed Goldberg who owns a Honda Goldwing, lives on the Gold Coast and makes jewellery for goldfish belonging to past (or present) cast members of the Golden Girls, get your application in THIS MINUTE! Memberships are going like hot cakes!
Made of gold.
pulg is oblivious to the fact that the only thing made of gold is lucky*'s next avatar.
hobbs is banned for giving ideas to strange people.
Schism is so named because of her obvious schizophrenia, acquired after she was banned too many times in the ban thread.
What tipped her over was this declaration by Hobbsdadolfin:
"Schism, you're banned... IN YOUR HEAD !"
NOOO ! The accent, the scottish accent... so similar to the dwarves' accent... I can't stand it !
Lucky7 is due any time now to witness the emergence into his local space continuum of Quiche Lisp's Time Machine, which he used to escape from the boorish 18th century Scotland.
Also, I bring haggish ! Muahahaha !
I can't stand Halflings:
They look like skinny versions of us gnomes... or they look exactly like us mighty gnomes, but with little noses... it all depends on the D&D edition, really !
Make up your mind, Halflings ! Don't be a slave to other people's idea of you.
Also: give me that cake !
Lucky7's seen the chicken grinning smugly, lieing back on the bed and smoking a cigarette, and hence knows the answer already
Pulg loves eating bananas' peels - not the soft pulp inside, which it discards by handing it to a monkey friend of his named "Hobobongo the Sailor of the Sea of Clouds".
Hobobongo is 8000370 years old, and very scientific minded. It was him who introduced Darwin to the theory of the evolution of species. But the human savant never credited him, for fear of being ridiculed by his victorian entourage (Hobobongo being only a monkey, after all).
Hobobongo only ever made a single comment about this whole affair:
"It's tough being betrayed by an ungrateful descendant, you know... Hey: do you want to chomp on a banana pulp ?"
Lucky7 only knows how to whistle one note.
Little Skylark wrote a very popular follow-up to the Tome of Battle called the Tamer of Bottoms
And Hobobongo sends his regards to Quiche Lisp and wishes to remind him that he is an ape and not a monkey. So there.
Lucky7 wants IHIYC as a pet, but that's illegal.
Little Skylark wants an ill eagle for a pet, but would settle for IHIYC wearing a false beak and a wooden leg.
Lucky7 made a doormat out of banana peels, that how much he wants Pulg to come and visit and how much he want everyone else not to visit.
Little Skylark dreams about world domination but he's content for now to groom his brightly colored and so beautiful feathers.
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Lucky7 likes to go to strip clubs, wait until the ladies are at the climax of their act and then stand up and shout "UNDERPANTS ARE ON THE MOVE, UNDERPANTS ARE LOOSE!" at the top of his voice.
Pulg likes to chase bubble blower bubbles.
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Little Skylark secretly wants to be a fish.
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lucky7 is in Acapulco literally begging every cartel gangster he meets to abduct him. He understands that, given their fascistic contempt for weakness, this is the best way to be left unmolested, and that way, he can indulge in even more of all that normal Acapulco party-vacation crap everyone else is too scared to go there for!
Everything lucky7 touches turns to spam
Pulg is a viking.
Lucky7 was George Lucas' first choice to play Luke Skywalker.
Lucky7 is a master of the two-sausage fighting style
Pulg is a belieber.
Plucky7 was once depiliated by Astrud "Full Brazilian" Gilberto.
lucky7 was the banjo kid in Deliverance.
Spanky the Leprechaun does indeed have a pot of gold, but it's all kept in a bank in the Cayman Islands.
Darth Borehd has a Mysterious Potty of Gold.
Pulg has a Mysterious Pot of Silver.
Icyshadow has anger management issues.
Evil Finnish Chaos Beast is a little bit neurotic.