I was told there was food in this thread.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Wertz Paizo wgah'nagl fhtagn!
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Wertz Paizo wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Ia! Ia! Wertz fhtagn!
I brought a Jell-O salad. I hope he likes it.
Does cosmic overload mean Vic is burning down the universe? O_o
Oh, wait -- that's overlord. Never mind.
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Does cosmic overload mean Vic is burning down the universe? O_o
YEE-
Oh, wait -- that's overlord. Never mind.
... dammit.
Yeerg Arrgh.
Ready the sacrificial altar! We did scrub the old blood out of it didn't we?
Make the sacrifice clean their altar before we gut them like fish.
Eeeeeexcellent.
Did someone say fish? I brought olives stuffed with smoked salmon.
*offers canapes*
Hey guys can I hang out here?
Lo, he wakes, and his mighty brain-pulses do shake the very fabric of creation, for his name is an anagram of Wice Zrtv, and we all know what THAT means.
Hey guys can I hang out here?
Spawnling! Welcome to the celebration! Will this be your first disembowelment?
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You surrendered to Overlord Vic Wertz like that...? How about A Brutal, Prolonged Resistance?
Ooh, I found our first sacrifice!
You surrendered to Overlord Vic Wertz like that...? How about A Brutal, Prolonged Resistance?
Oh, we got conquered? Great!
*organizes conspiratory resistance*
Great grandfather (or was it great-great grand father?) would be proud...
Hey guys can I hang out here?Spawnling! Welcome to the celebration! Will this be your first disembowelment?
I'm not really sure because time has no meaning to me. Either I've been around for a while and I've done this a lot or I just popped into existance. In the end it does not matter.
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Cracks open a Jar of Vegemite and smiles at the soon to be eaten Cosmic Horror #332: Prepare to be played with, food. Vegemite makes anything edible.You surrendered to Overlord Vic Wertz like that...? How about A Brutal, Prolonged Resistance?Ooh, I found our first sacrifice!
Not even a cosmic horror could make Vegemite edible
Huzzah!
Not even a cosmic horror could make Vegemite edibleCracks open a Jar of Vegemite and smiles at the soon to be eaten Cosmic Horror #332: Prepare to be played with, food. Vegemite makes anything edible.You surrendered to Overlord Vic Wertz like that...? How about A Brutal, Prolonged Resistance?Ooh, I found our first sacrifice!
Then I must be a true abomination, I love devouring Vegemite.
Also all hail Vic!
Lazy minions...
Points at "Evil Vic Wertz" and howl-shrieks like Donald Sutherland at the end of his Invasion of the Body Snatchers
To the vegemite enthusiasts: the secret ingredient in Vegemite is Cosmic Horror #332 as an FYI. You are all ... subverted ...
I was perverted once.....
Lazy minions...Points at "Evil Vic Wertz" and howl-shrieks like Donald Sutherland at the end of his Invasion of the Body Snatchers
To the vegemite enthusiasts: the secret ingredient in Vegemite is Cosmic Horror #332 as an FYI. You are all ... subverted ...
If you eat me, and I eat you, does that violate the law of conservation of mass causing the universe to implode?
I sure hope so.
New cult, huh?
Yes, welcome. All Hail Our Cosmic Overlord!
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Is this the Office of the Cosmic Overlord? I have a complaint about the over-abundance of Awful Lawfulness in the universe! {shakes fist ineffectually}
We're working on it. Please hold! v%$2, 0*[|yu7# ?'}oW3!< `````````````````````````````````````````````````v~~p;&
Lawful what now?
I think it has something to do with turnips. Or maybe dolphins. I'm not really sure.
I'm going with the turnip thing.
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IT is time to put a cosmic overlord in our reasonably priced car.
I'm going with the turnip thing.
There's a show on the Disney Channel with anthropomorphic turnips. I'm betting the Cosmic Overlord is influencing the dreams of the writers.
THE END TIMES ARE COMING!!!
I have decided to destroy this site in 3...2...1...
Apparently MacGruder disarmed the self-destruct. {shakes non-existent fist ineffectually}
......?
WHAT DOMAINS AM VIC WERTZ GRANTING?
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Chaos, Entropy, Madness, and Turnip.
I think that means we need more sacrifices!