FIFTH PARTY MEMBER CLERIC, LIKE PREVIOUS FOUR.
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COME WITH ME IF YOU AM WANTING TO LIVE.
SIMPLE QUESTION, SIMPLE ANSWER. CLERIC AM CLERIC. NOT SHOEHORNED: AM WEARING SANDALS.
WHAT DOMAINS AM VIC WERTZ GRANTING?
I'm sure all these non-rogue ways of dealing with traps work, but my mental picture of a Rogue is a guy with lockpicks jammed between his teeth muumbling "Red Rune or Blue Rune?" RED RUNE, BLUE RUNE, CLERIC AM THE ONE WITH THE GOD.
CLERIC AM WISE, AM HAVING AWESOME PERCEPTION. CLERIC AM HAVING "FIND TRAPS". CLERIC AM HAVING "DISPEL MAGIC". LEAVE SNEAKY ROGUE IN TAVERN. ROGUE AM BEST HOME PICKING POCKETS, HIDING FROM GODS' WRATH. GO TO TEMPLE, GET PARTY SECOND CLERIC. GODS LIKE CLERIC, CLERIC AM WINNING.
I once played a half-orc cleric of Tempus with the idea of being a war priest. I figured I would heal the party some but that wouldn't be the main focus of my character. The DM looked at me and saw hit points recharging. "The villagers come to you for healing." AM SMASHING VILLAGERS FOR FUN. "Oh, you're healing people in town." AM HEALING STUPID WITH BLOWS TO HEAD. Last time I played a cleric, every time one of the other characters got so much as a paper cut, they started crying "heal me! heal me!" AM POURING SALT ON PAPERCUT, AM LAUGHING.
Actually, I know that we're starting in a desert region and that we'll be up against undead. How long it will last I don't know, but if that sways opinion at all it's something to consider. CLERIC. CREATE WATER, BURN UNDEAD, BUFF ALLIES, HEAL SICK, STAND STRONG BETWEEN SHOOTY-GUYS AND FOES.
S-U-N-D-E-R. NOT HARD.
KILL PARTY. REPLACE WITH ALL-CLERIC PARTY.
1. What does an adventuring party absolutely need? CLERIC.
A party with nothing but 2 skill point/level classes that traditionally dump int is going to have problems outside of combat. AM LAUGHING. IF AM MANY CLERICS, SOME AM NOT DUMP INT. SPELLS AM BETTER THAN SKILLS. PARTY AM LOTS OF HEALING, WE AM NOT NEEDING HIT POINT. PERCEPTION, SENSE MOTIVE AM WISDOM-BASED. ME AM HEAR SNEAKY ROGUES, ME AM SEE THROUGH LIES, ME AM POUND SQUISHY ROGUE FLAT. ROGUE BODY AM NOW ROUGE BODY. ME AM LOOT BODY, THROW AHEAD TO DISABLE DEVICE.
DRUID AM BEST CLASS. DRUID AM SQUISHY SOFT. CLERIC AM STEELY HARD. WHAT? AM TALKING ARMOR. "HIDE" AM WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IF YOU AM WEARING IT.
All the "kill'um" power in the world won't fix a busted axel. AM THIRTEEN ORISONS. BLEED SUCK MORE THAN SPARKLY VAMPIRE. FOUR CLERIC PARTY AM CAN HAVE ALL NOT-SUCK PREPARED, EVEN WHEN AM FIRST LEVEL. AXLE AM MENDING-ED. BARBARIAN RAGE NO AM AXLE-FIXXY. VICTORY TEAM CLERIC.
ROLES: 1. GUY WHO TANK, HIT THINGS
ROLE FILLED BY: 1. CLERIC
GODS' POWER DO ANYTHING.
TRY ORACLE, DRUID, IF OUT OF CLERICS.
The cleric casts Fabricate to create thread. WHERE IS AM BARBARIANS GOD NOW!?! TRIBE CLERIC AM KEEPING BARBARIAN GOD SAFE. BARBARIAN SUNDERING NOT-TRIBE GOD "ARODEN". NOT-TRIBE CLERIC AM HAVE NO GOD, NOT-TRIBE CLERIC AM CASTING NO FABRICATE. BARBARIAN VICTORY.
Don't get me started on clerics. I think they are the worse (not weakest, just worse) class in core. MUCH PAIN SOON, NO HEALING FOR YOU. CLERIC SMASH!
HEAL? NOT NOW, AM KILLING. AM CHANNEL ENERGY AFTER BATTLE. |