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Does Ryan have the ability to summon an armed Dick Cheny?
Who is Joe Biden? I haven't heard anything about anyone known as Joe Biden.
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On an off note after watching much DBZ Abriged does Bob Dole's constant use of his own name qualify him as a Pokemon?
With what weapon? If its a rapier i have to go with the young guy, but if its bare knuckle brawling I'll go with Biden for that crazy old man miner strength.
No, Joe. Go back to sleep.
Normally Ryan would put a man of Biden's age to the floor with a vicious slash to his MediCare, but Biden is protected by his government insured health care plan.
The obvious counterattack from Biden would be to pummel Ryan with his "We got bin Laden!"-hammer, but the strength from that weapon seems to have diminished quite a bit.
At any protests or utterances from Biden, Ryan would probably immediately deploy his security goons and local policemen to try and overpower Biden and force him to the ground, all the while making quips at him about blood pressure medication.
To hold back the attackers, Biden could then counter with a round of tugging at the attackers' heart strings with his story of losing his wife and daughter.
So, all in all, they both have formidable weapons, but only one can prevail in the end!
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"Why Joe, it looks like debate just isn't your game. I know! Let's have a spellin' contest!"
Vice Presidents these days are pansies.
Does Ryan have the ability to summon an armed Dick Cheny?
That would qualify as an evil act I think...
[Hides in the thread, waiting to strike]
You weaklings sicken me.
Ah, good ol' US politics.
The choice between one party that's far right, and the other party who's insanely far right.
It's literally a "lesser of two evils" system.
Vice Presidents these days are pansies.At least my heart still works properly you evil bastard.
Why haven't we gone hunting together yet?
Does Ryan have the ability to summon an armed Dick Cheny?Only to an undisclosed location.
Undisclosed location = your mom
Ha! I've still got it!
Rat-a-tat-tat!
There's only one way to resolve this, Planet Houston.
Assume the position.
<tebowing>
Oh dear.
Ah, good ol' US politics...
It's literally a "lesser of two evils" system.
This year, more than ever!