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Evil Grover Cleveland wrote:

JMD031 wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

Actually it kinda supports his contention that no one remembers you Mister President Whatsyername that he confused you with Taft ...

Don't make him beat you in two non-consecutive terms.

Exactly! I'm gonna smack you little punks just like I did that loser, Chaotic Useless Benjamin Harrison!

... you look familiar.

People are drawn to my handsome features.

Evil Grover Cleveland wrote:

JMD031 wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

Actually it kinda supports his contention that no one remembers you Mister President Whatsyername that he confused you with Taft ...

Don't make him beat you in two non-consecutive terms.

Exactly! I'm gonna smack you little punks just like I did that loser, Chaotic Useless Benjamin Harrison!

Clearly it is time for a more enlightened leader, like myself.

I'm going to Teapot Dome your #$%#@ right out of this discussion.

zylphryx wrote:

Actually it kinda supports his contention that no one remembers you Mister President Whatsyername that he confused you with Taft ...

Don't make him beat you in two non-consecutive terms.

Exactly! I'm gonna smack you little punks just like I did that loser, Chaotic Useless Benjamin Harrison!

Go away Grover, no one remembers you. Why don't you go get stuck in a tub or something?

Fool! That was the blundering elephant, Taft!

I've got Good John Wilkes Booth, and a few other aligned presidents...

Quiet, Lincoln! No one wants to hear from you!

Vote for me, I'm the greater of three evils!

You weaklings sicken me.

Dear Zombie,

My friends have commented that I have, of late, developed a shambling gait. I find the remark insulting, but I do seem somewhat less coordinated.

I also seem to have a newfound taste for human flesh.

Should I be concerned?

Yours,
Pres. Harding

Loser.

Coolidge was a one-term loser. I have crumbs in my moustache with more personality.

Now I've read my Dick Cheney posts. Remember when we used to be able to do political humor threads on the Off-Topic boards? I feel like that wouldn't work these days...

Pff... sissy.

The "Does anyone else" movement speaks to the desperation and loneliness pervading the forums in our time. We've moved on from the Manichaen need to categorize whether any given action is "evil", and — having failed to answer that question — we now ask the much more existential: "Good, Evil, Meh. Does anyone out there share my feelings?"

You wouldn't know evil if it walked up and slapped you, Lincoln!

I *am* a total hypocrite

I knew it!

Sebastian, I won't fight you.

Don't want to get my knuckles dirty.

Sissy.

Preposterous!

Well torturing small, defenseless animals most certainly isn't a good act!

Yes, but it is fun.

Quiet, you one-term troglodyte! You only got in to the White House because Slightly Lawful Neutral James Garfield was offed.

Evil Lincoln does not know the meaning of evil.
Psh... sissy.

It's evil because I say so.
Don't listen to anything that sissy Lincoln says.

Evil Grover Cleveland wrote:

Good Warren G. Harding wrote:

Presidents who die without finishing their terms are full of fail.

So are chumps who only get elected once.

Loser.

Don't look at me. It's Evil Warren Harding you want to talk to. He only got elected once AND died in office.

And look what that got us: Calvin Coolidge.

I used to be relevant.

Loser.

Presidents who die without finishing their terms are full of fail.

So are chumps who only get elected once.

I veto your disgreement with my disagreement.
And then I shall kick a puppy.

I disagree.
Because I can.

So where does Evil Lincoln fit into all this?

Who cares?