I spike the puck to center field past the line of scrimmage. The scrum intercepts and takes a free throw from the foul line. Seven points!
I use one of your signed posters to capture the puck, and throw it to second base for a banana of score +8.
Lining up 3 pool balls in a row gives me a tripple quadruple venti grande frappe! Go fish!
My envelope says "see other envelope". Numberwang for me, and everyone else scores takes 3 steps forwards and two steps back.
The hog can see its shadow, so your team has to run three laps around the rink. While you're running laps, we score a strike and two spares. YAHTZEE!
That only works on Tuesday! Foul ball! You have to draw two cards and I get a free shot with the hockey stick.
snowball
Snowball!
SNOWBALL FIGHT!!!
Technical foul! Inappropriate season for snowballs.
Change your partner and do-si-do!
The orbits are inert!
Dammit! My mallet is too short! I knew I shouldn't have used it to tether my doomsday device. On the bright side, it's also a scoreboard.
STARING CONTEST!
...GO!
Do I get a bonus for amassing flies on the frosting after it stews on my face for hours during a particularly epic contest with a cardboard cutout?
Only if it's half past Springfield.
Meanwhile a gutter snipe has been released onto the field! All movements along lines and terraces must be made via hula hoop. Players in corner positions are landlocked for the next Garfunkel pass.
Pedaling my tricycle furiously, I scoop up the gutter snipe with my lacrosse stick. FIFTY POINTS FOR GRIFFINDOR!
B-but my chance card says I have to gnaw the foot off the next person on the Free Parking space...
-straps on the officially-sanctioned weedwacking armor and tries her luck-
The hell is it, then?
From here, it looks like its Patrick Swayze.
...and the field starts spinning like a potter's wheel...
Also, beware of the elephant obstacles!
Releasing the Poli-ticks!
Four yard penalty for spreading trickle-down Lyme disease.
Club card found! Double bonus time activated unless you have more vowels than consonants in your name, then it's double penalty!
Club card found! Double bonus time activated unless you have more vowels than consonants in your name, then it's double penalty!
#$*%^@&!!!
Back to the spark circle for me.
*grumble* Knew I shoulda changed my name today...
Crap! Does that mean I'm being ejected from the spark circle (there is a maximum occupancy limit, and I don't know what the going rate is on termites. Do they count them individually?)
Rock Paper Scissors to decide your fate
Scissors chops rock.
HUZZZAH!
I dribble through center field, and then swing at the football. FORE!
You can only make that play if you surrender all your truffles. Free for all round!
Foiled - I pocketed the Wing Cap! *flies over*