Jump here, fish! I'll help you!
*jumps into a bowl of breadcrumbs*
*rolls around**flops into the frying pan*
*tucks napkin into shirt, fork and knife at the ready*
Don't forget the butter and lemon!
Did someone ask for butter?
*sizzle*
*sizzle*
*flops*
*empties the spice rack*
Land's sakes we are cooking with PETROL now!
{casts on Fishstick}
*flops, but does not cook*
*starts to suffocate out of water*
*dumps lemonade on the pan*
<kicks it up a notch>
*pees*
*lathers on the paprika and gunpowder*
THAR SHE BLOWS!
This thread is really stupid.
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Kobold Cleaver, is that you?
Kobold Cleaver, is that you?
*kicks off the wall and catches in the frying pan on the rebound*
*adds slices of golden apple*
BAM!
TH34FD HADXXORS
This thread is not nearly long enough. I suggest more posts.
A-workin' on it. JABBERWOCKY! To the toves!
*mounts up backwards and rides off*
What is that delicious smell?
It is Kobold Cleaver!
*cracks a jabber-egg and pours it in the pan over the squirrel*
*tosses in a full three packages of hot dogs*
It's Friday, hot dogs for everybody!
Cobalt Cleaver is dead, I am his replacement.
Oh finally! I have been trying to snuff out my little Kobold for years. He developed resistances to most of my favorite poisons.
You fool! Look what you've done! She's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack...!
I'm like a bad penny.
Come on! I leave for Mexico for less than a week, and this is what I find when I come back? There are still pizza slices sitting in the table; some of them are even growing a moustache!
Who's in charge of cleaning?
*pizza blinks at Klaus and wiggles its 'stache*
I would eat some pizza, but it gives me gas.
[Looks in]
*shifts into duplicate of Acolyte and mimics his movements like a mirror*
*punt!*
Damn necromancers!
I was told there would be a plethera of available women here. Apparently I was mistaken.
I am a plethora of something...
Damn necromancers!
I'm not a necromancer! I'm a discomancer! Take that as you will.
Well...you do look like '70s-era Bowie...
I look different every day. Having just one face is boring.
I look different every day. Having just one face is boring.
...like '70s-era Bowie. :P
Damn it! My tongue fell out!
...like '70s-era Bowie. :PI look different every day. Having just one face is boring.
Touche!
Damn it! My tongue fell out!
Here, staple it back in with this.
Hey I'm not a stapler!
Woof!
This stapler smells funny!
You gotta shake it a little.
Point it that way though, don't wanna get any on you. Or me.
Great! Now there are other shorter topic in the forum!
Way to go, guys, way to go. I won't be sharing this caramel & nuts pie I shouldn't be eating in the first place.
Probably a good thing. Need to watch my figure. *shapeshifts into a plump goblin*