| Full Name |
Professor Whittlebottom J. Chaos |
| Race |
Unknown |
| Classes/Levels |
??? Professor |
| Gender |
Unknown |
| Size |
Argyle |
| Age |
Many |
| Special Abilities |
The cord of wagon has a lot of teeth |
| Alignment |
Chaotic |
| Deity |
He who shall remain nameless |
| Location |
Where ever I happen to be |
| Languages |
I like to talk |
| Occupation |
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
About Prof Chaos
My story begins, unlike most peoples, in the middle which actually was more like the end which was close to the beginning before becoming the middle again. There I was, no kidding, right smack dab in the middle of the symphony...which reminds me what is the deal with the oboe? Oboe's are a weird instrument aren't they? Texas Instruments is a technology based company in the state of Montana. Hannah Montana is a terrible show. Seriously, you should not watch it. I used to have a watch but then it broke. I used to be broke and then I won the lottery. I once read that book The Lottery, it was boring. I don't like to be boring it makes me sleepy. I'm going to go to sleep now.
