The Short Topic


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In a time where most topics in Off-Topic Discussions count themselves in the hundreds and thousands of replies, there must be a place for us to enjoy the peace and lack of redeeming content of a short thread.

So here is a short thread, only ONE reply long. You are welcomed to walk around in our exceedingly small but comfy living room.


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IssacX, have you returned at last?

TWO! Two comments! Ah-ah-ah-ah!


Noo! What are you doing?! You are destroying The Short Topic!

Wait...

Can we say my post doesn't count, so I can keep the moral high ground?


&e#@yO*MV#!kE9x$?

The Exchange

Dude the prophet has returned?!?!!?!?!!!!

Sovereign Court

He creates short threads that speak like essays.


Hawk?


*flush*


Good God, who let all these people in? You, there, get off the sofa! It's wombat skin, for crying out loud, ENDANGERED wombat skin!

And why is there a toilet shuffling through the minibar? This was supposed to be a comfy, silent room for rest and relaxation!


Klaus van der Kroft wrote:
Good God, who let all these people in? You, there, get off the sofa! It's wombat skin, for crying out loud, ENDANGERED wombat skin!

*nr$X)1_`#Kb/}......................&Ec7^;$

*gnaws while piping discordantly*


Oh no you didn't. This is a good euclidean house, mister. We are not tolerating that kind of Dark Tapestry hippity-hop talk here!


u(%v9<-@gI ?[oWk# }=,~%?"t5g!!!!!!

*phases through the ceiling then comes back down the stairs to slam the door*


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Don't Reply To This Thread!


Acolyte of Leafar the Loved wrote:
Don't Reply To This Thread!

Sure!


Thrawk!


DO NOT MOCK THE NAME OF LEAFAR WITH YOUR FOWL SUBSTITUTIONS.


There you are Acolyte ... get back to your rant thread.


Acolyte of Leafar the Loved wrote:
Don't Reply To This Thread!

Oh I didn't see you here.

I guess since it's been endorsed by the Avatar of Leafar it's okay.


Underpriest of Acolyte of LTL wrote:
DO NOT MOCK THE NAME OF LEAFAR WITH YOUR FOWL SUBSTITUTIONS.

That's okay. I'm mocking him with my reptilian substitutions instead.

Liberty's Edge

My friend lives in Florida; a bunch of iguanas came onto her uncle's lawn when the swamps flooded and then there was a freeze and they all died. But while they were alive they stared at her.
Coldly.

Also birds are reptiles too but whatever.


Pathfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

Hmm, this looks familiar...


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"This thread is just twenty-two comments long..."


You guys suck.

Still, pass the money. We're getting pizza.


*climbs into the stove*


Gark the Goblin wrote:
Also birds are reptiles too but whatever.

Should I go with fish instead?


I like sharks.


Shawk!

Liberty's Edge

Shaaaaaaaaark! *fires*


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Wanna smoosh?


I am not sure what smoosh is but I think I will pass ... scary.

Sovereign Court

aw man, I thought this was going to be a thread about halflings and gnomes. bummer.


Looking for a little late night snack?


zylphryx wrote:
aw man, I thought this was going to be a thread about halflings and gnomes. bummer.

*shrinks* How'zat?

The Mad Badger wrote:
Looking for a little late night snack?

Whuh-oh.... *flees!*

Sovereign Court

quick little bugger.

<rigs up a halfing/gnome trap and baits it with beer and pixie stix>

That should solve that ...

Sovereign Court

The Mad Badger wrote:
Looking for a little late night snack?

hehehehe ... little late night snack ...

You know, halflings and gnomes are like potato chips. You can never just have one. :)


Yub yub!


zylphryx wrote:

quick little bugger.

<rigs up a halfing/gnome trap and baits it with beer and pixie stix>

That should solve that ...

*shifts to giant shape*

*flick*

Nope.


be very very quiet we are hunting halflings.

Dark Archive

I'm a halfling!


Pathfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

As long as you are not a wild pig.


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Klaus van der Kroft wrote:

You guys suck.

Still, pass the money. We're getting pizza.

This thread does feel familiar, but I am not feeling the hate. You can do better Klaus.


ALL THESE THREADS ARE YOURS EXCEPT THE SHORT THREAD. ATTEMPT NO POSTING THERE. USE THEM TOGETHER. USE THEM IN PEACE.


I dunno. Some guy called "The Circumstance" told me there was a party here! That sounds great, because I need a drink. This bottle of cough syrup is almost gone!


I'm tame.


Hey baby, how you doin'? {wags eyebrows}


Oink?


Finally, a safe place for us from the bacon-craving hordes.


Bacon?!?


SLAaDOS wrote:
ALL THESE THREADS ARE YOURS EXCEPT THE SHORT THREAD. ATTEMPT NO POSTING THERE. USE THEM TOGETHER. USE THEM IN PEACE.

*bounces a golden apple off the robot's head*


<Sits by the fire, smoking from his pipe and resting his arms over his long beard and rotund belly>

Ah, yes, my good child. There was once a time when they called this "The Short Thread". It was a folly from my youth, you see. A place for quiet contemplation amidst the towering threads in Off-Topic Discussion, so tall thay the sun nor the moon showed ever their faces to us.

Alas, then came the Lengthening, a tumultous time when talking pigs, walking toilets, and unspeakable horrors from beyond the stars began piling the posts you see today, one atop the other, showcasing their maleficious purple names with glee.

And now it keeps growing, smashing hope beneath a back and forth of exceedingly little content. It is like being eroded to death by someone sneezing on your head.

The future may be lost, my child, but still, at least we have good tobacco.

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