228. When your bosses consider you a hard worker, willing to work overtime, but never, ever, would think to ask that on your weekly game night.You only play weekly? How can that possibly be too much?
Well, the game only happens once a week, but the planning and preparation happens pretty much seven days a week.
I am in the process of getting my 5 and 8 year olds to play, which will give me another gaming day. :)
206: When your black cat jumps on the gaming table and it becomes a random black dragon encounter.
#16 hits home :(
This one happened so much we put our cat into a harness and leash to keep her from doing it. - Gauss
176. The most expensive anniversary gifts you've bought are swords.
177. You walk into a game store and gravitate towards people talking about Pathfinder...
178. ...Then you invite said people to your game night.
179. Your favorite webcomics center around roleplayers and/or D&D from the monsters' perspective.
180. You have had to explain what all your Pathfinder stuff is doing at work.
181. Whilst perusing your Bestiary 2 for future encounters, you restrain yourself from committing physical violence when someone walks by and calls it "porn".
RE: 179 What comic is that?
231: It's 3am and i wanna got to bed...
but gotta make an adequately thorough post on your pbp first cause you won't be able to for 39 hours due to family time over the holiday.
if you do it that way all the math is off and you wont get spreadsheet to work. check your mathI just made a spreadsheet and it worked fine. Maybe you used wrong function in spreadsheet to round down to integer values?
** spoiler omitted **
i just formatted my cells to round
RE: 179 What comic is that?
Umm...Weregeek, d20monkey, Goblins, Dungeons and Denizens and probably a bajillion more...
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Non-Pathfinder specific:
232. Real-life acronyms/initials get automatically switched to gaming terms in your head. (i.e. "That document will come out of the Hit Point printer", or when seeing a temperature of 68 degrees on an air conditioner you think, "damn! that's a high AC!")
PF-specific:
233. Anytime you watch a sci-fi movie or show, you wonder if some element from it could be used in a Numeria campaign.
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234. Your knife collection contains both cold iron and silver weapons so that fiendish uprisings won't catch you off guard.
235. You sometimes people-watch and try to guess what class they would be based on their appearance.
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236. Str, Dex, Int, Wis, and Cha have all been added to your word processor's dictionary. (Con doesn't count since it's also another word.)
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237. You think this thread needs brought back to life, but you don't have a Diamond of high value.
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238. You reread this thread to see how many times your posts had been favored or quoted.
I have a coworker who used to jump out at me from hidibg with an invisible rapier and whisper sneak attack a couple times a week.
241. You see this thread as a possible Pathfinder book.
242. When the amount of variations and versions for one character is enough to comprise of a small army.
243. When you just say the hell with it, and make your character a total drug addict to reflect famous peoples lives who are addicts, because you've played everything else.
244. Your first reaction to this question is: There's no such thing as playing too much Pathfinder!!!!
246. You are really happy this thread is brought back to life.
113. You have ever, in any way, been part of an attempt or discussion on creating a character from either Naruto or Bleach using Pathfinder rules.
My current character is *definitely* not a synthesist summoner with a nine-tailed fox eidolon. Nope. And he definitely isn't using gestalt rules to also be a multiclass monk/ninja.
*hides*
242. When the amount of variations and versions for one character is enough to comprise of a small army.
243. When you just say the hell with it, and make your character a total drug addict to reflect famous peoples lives who are addicts, because you've played everything else.
Wait, someone waits with making total addict characters until he is left out of character ideas?!
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211. when you spent 3hrs ting to figure out the math in pathfinder
oh and let me save you some time and sanity
x=lvl
fighter BAB=x*1
cleric BAB =x*75-.5
wizard BAB =x*.5-.5
good save =x*.5+1.5
bad save =x*.33-.33
then round up
211a. You play too much Pathfinder when you spend 3 hours figuring math in Pathfinder and come with overly complex calculations instead of simple ones:medium BAB: x * 3/4
low BAB: x * 1/2
good save: x/2 +2
bad save: x/3Drop all fractions.
*coughs* <_<
Bard spells per day levels 1-4: =MAX(MIN(ROUND(0.016835*((Level-(3*(SpellLevel-1)))^3)-0.301227*((Level-(3* (SpellLevel-1)))^2)+1.96765*(Level-(3*(SpellLevel-1)))-0.753968)+MAX(INT((C haMod-SpellLevel)*0.25)+1,0),5+MAX(INT((ChaMod-SpellLevel)*0.25)+1,0)),0)
I have the other ones too, but...too lazy to translate them all over. <_<
Wait, someone waits with making total addict characters until he is left out of character ideas?!242. When the amount of variations and versions for one character is enough to comprise of a small army.
243. When you just say the hell with it, and make your character a total drug addict to reflect famous peoples lives who are addicts, because you've played everything else.
I've done addict characters, just not one that is typically centered around one person and their lifestyle. Like making a heavy, obese bard character who had a penchant for needles and the sort- Chris Farley and/or blushing.
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248 Doesn't count.
Hells, I would rather skip a family vacation than miss a day at work. Or the dentist. Or proctologost. (At least the embarassment and uncomfortable situations are over quick with Dr. Coldfinger.)
250. When you hang around a pond or something similar and think about the Dire Crocodiles that could be living within.
252. You pick up a part-time job to pay for your Pathfinder/gaming habit ... and rue that you don't have time for your gaming habit.
253. When teaching you think about what character classes your students best fit.
254. You check your campaigns, recruitment threads and the off-topic forums three times before you check your actual e-mail.
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255. You think Facebook would be better if they got rid of all that silly frippery and just had virtual tabletops.
256. You have used The Sims (1,2, or 3) to create dungeons for Pathfinder.
257. You have gone to a sushi bar and said, "I wonder if they import this from Minkai."
258. You wonder what layers of the Abyss fast 'food' is imported from.
259. You've forgotten the passwords to secondary and tertiary e-mails, et al because none of them match your paizo.com password.
260. You think that the Army should issue necklaces of fireballs, a brace of 9th level wands of magic missile and +5 chain shirts of heavy fortification instead of what the Army uses now.
261. you try to shedule a game, but have no time to fit in it between all the other pathfinder games you run/participate in
258. You wonder what layers of the Abyss fast 'food' is imported from.
259. You've forgotten the passwords to secondary and tertiary e-mails, et al because none of them match your paizo.com password.
260. You think that the Army should issue necklaces of fireballs, a brace of 9th level wands of magic missile and +5 chain shirts of heavy fortification instead of what the Army uses now.
No wand of cure light wounds as a standard issue?
No wand of cure light wounds as a standard issue?258. You wonder what layers of the Abyss fast 'food' is imported from.
259. You've forgotten the passwords to secondary and tertiary e-mails, et al because none of them match your paizo.com password.
260. You think that the Army should issue necklaces of fireballs, a brace of 9th level wands of magic missile and +5 chain shirts of heavy fortification instead of what the Army uses now.
Been playing too much FPS lately ... although I'd want your addition - medics get breath of life too.
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"Hey, you think I can land that?"
"Depends on your Acrobatics skill. I do know that if you miss you'll be taking about 3d6 damage."
"What?"
"Nevermind."
265. You believe getting your GM stars for PFS is more important than any video game achievement.
266. (If male:)You can roleplay a female Pathfinder character with ranks in Profession(courtesan) better than a female character in an MMO.
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268. During the drive to work you start thinking up Pathfinder Light Bulb Jokes
269. This thread never gets old. :P
270. You say to your spouse/SO that the Olympics don't allow taking 10 or 20.
271. You've thought about writing "Do Adventurers Dream of Chain Mail Clad Sheep?"
272. Your CRB doubles as your pillow.
273. You wish Adobe would just start calling them PFDs (Pathfinder Document) instead.
274. Your wife brings up a gaming group that posted on her job's classifieds looking for players and you only consider calling if they list Pathfinder as a game option (Unfortunately, they play on weekends and I work those. C'mon, we need more weekday gamers in Arkansas!).
275. Your week's most interesting discussion of morality is not with a friend from church but on this forum.
276. You can't bare to see your favorite Pathfinder thread die.
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242. When the amount of variations and versions for one character is enough to comprise of a small army.
243. When you just say the hell with it, and make your character a total drug addict to reflect famous peoples lives who are addicts, because you've played everything else.
278. But...I played those drug addicts. Years ago...
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279. You're listening to a witness in court and you think that he just failed his bluff roll.