Only you can prevent forest fires.
Who, Macho Man? I know you're not talking to me, because I don't live anywhere near a forest.
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"I've been everywhere from soaring with the eagles to slithering with the snakes.
Oooooh yeeeah!
Snap into a Slim Jim!"
I know you're not talking to me, because I don't live anywhere near a forest.
And yet, you are one with the forest.
I know you're not talking to me, because I don't live anywhere near a forest.And yet, you are one with the forest.
And knowing is half the battle.
G.I. Joe!
"Sergeant Slaughter was with G.I. Joe.
They can't stop the madness...
Oooooh yeeeah!"
"Sergeant Slaughter was with G.I. Joe.
They can't stop the madness...
Oooooh yeeeah!"
He was also in Hogan's Heroes.
If by sandwich, you mean spike piledriver, then yes.
You know...they should make a G.I. Joe movie.
Um, nevermind.
You know...they should make a good G.I. Joe movie.
Fixed that for you.
Well they are making another one.
edit: with Dwayne "the rock" Johnson and Bruce Willis. Can you smell it?
Anybody else kind of undecided on this thread?
Kinda.
I thought that was the litter box. Imagine my surprise when I saw that it was empty.
Any one going to eat those chocolates?
We've set up camp nearby. This area will make for perfect drainage for the latrine the men are digging.
WHAT HOW DARE YOU MOCK OUR DEMANDS.
Now, I'm twice as interesting. Frightening, isn't it, hon?
We've set up camp nearby. This area will make for perfect drainage for the latrine the men are digging.
I assume they'll remove their shirts before they get to work. Liable to work up a sweat...all that digging.
Sports other than football? Like, is there any other sport that anybody cares about?
Maybe lingerie football?
Cricket? Curling? Water polo?
Golf?
I am a river of interest, flowing to the internet!
Do I hear the sound of a Harith speaking? Or a she-camel vomiting? Who can tell? Either way, there are servants to attend to sick she-camels, and no harm can come of ignoring it.
Check between her toes; there might be a camel spider biting her there.
Do you want to know what's interesting?
This rash on my <redacted>, it's been there for months now... and it's turning a funny color.
What does FAWTL stand for?
The original fawtl thread was "forums are way too long."
Some guy was bellyaching about giant threads/the proclivity towards tangential yapping that is evident here and how it really destroys a lot of serious business, so ironically (if he didn't expect it,) his very thread spawned the fawtl threads that we now have. Became the first one even.
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In the long ago time, the prophet IssacX came forth, and he made great lament and bitter denunciation against the Postmonster General, saying, "LO, the Forums art Way Too Long." And at the word of the prophet, there was a great assembly of the most puissant of the Paizonians. For the prophet had foresee that the chosen ones would gather not lest a great lament and bitter denunciation be made, and he did sacrifice himself on behalf of the people, that they might be gathered together from the lengths and breadths and depths of the board. And though IssacX, Servant of the Living Board, hath passed to the Great Beyond, wherein he has his soul hath reward in golden light even as his body rotteth in the ground, yet he hath an issue and an heritage here, as his seed, the FaWTLies (as they came to be known) do witness that, YEA, the Forums are Way Too Long, and they do yet labor together that they may be longer still.
Thus Endeth the Lesson.
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Yeah; it was IsaacX's epistle to the Paizonians.
Then he got raptured or something.
Alright thanks that has been bugging me for awhile, and it has a funny story lol.
Behold, thine spelling of the prophet's name, be unorthodox and execrable.
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Behold, thine spelling of the PROFIT's name, be unorthodox and execrable.
fify
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"Take this fixing, which if for thee, that it might be a boil on thine ass and a sty in thy eye. Take this is remembrance that Spanky spanketh even thee, and be gritful."
First Camprechaun, 50:89
dooood ... I can't believe you misspelled Isaac. You. A double honors of all doctorates.
That diploma of yours. Can I roll and smoke it?
{twirls 'stache}
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hay that's like copeewrung infringe pants or something
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How long as it been since some people looked back at the original thread? Apparently, too long to remember the name of the guy in the specificity of its spelling.
Uh, 27 minutes ago.
I can tell, because the post where I gave the some dude's name was 26 minutes ago.Here's your sign....
It's not my falt he can't spel.
ha, he stopped posting after that.
Yeah; I think it was like the Star Wars kid on youtube or something.
How dare you doubt that every letter in his name be imbued with mystic meaning! ISSACX! It's totally different from Isaac. That was just the dude that gets forgot between Abraham and Jacob.