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I need to test something. So here's a poll!That's some pig.
It's all tarted up!
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It's baaaaaaaaaaaaacon!
Where is hogzilla?
Miss Piggy is tied with Piglet? What crap!
Miss Piggy could karate chop all the rest of those swine into bacon!
Which one's wearing the lipstick? It's important!
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Four legs good, two legs baaaaaad!
What if it's all of them? Hot trotters.
Four legs good, two legs better!
FIFY!
Four legs good, two legs better!FIFY!
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Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. Lisa honey, are you saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Homer: [Chuckles] Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Spiderpig, spiderpig...
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Hopefully all of these will get write-ups in Paizo's yet-to-be-announced Advanced Pork Guide of 2014.
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Spiderpig, spiderpig...
Peter Porker, The Spectacular Spider-Ham is clearly cooler and more powerful than any of the other pigs anybody can possibly think of. 8^)
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True story: I needed a poll to test the revamp of the polling code. A lot of it hadn't been touched since 2004. Someone mentioned that didn't sound fun. I said, "Enh. I smooshed some makeup on that pig. Same ol' pig unnerneath."
After that it was clear what the test poll had to be.
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Hen Wen -- that is all.
I voted for Miss Piggy, because she's secretly Yoda.
That was a particularly disturbing episode of The Maury Povich Show.
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As a renowned proponent of charts and graphs, I heartily approve of this newfangled watchamagadget.
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The best pig is kalua.
I am delighted that Miss Piggy is NOT winning. She is my muppet nemesis.
{changes vote to Miss Piggy}
Taken care of. Carry on.
I am delighted that Miss Piggy is NOT winning. She is my muppet nemesis.{changes vote to Miss Piggy}
Is Treerazer checking it twice?
Is Treerazer checking it twice?I am delighted that Miss Piggy is NOT winning. She is my muppet nemesis.{changes vote to Miss Piggy}
Nah; I'm WAY more efficient than that rolly polly fat beardo.
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It's so hard to choose. They all taste so delicious!
The best pig is the little one who cried "wee wee wee" all the way home.
I am delighted that Miss Piggy is NOT winning. She is my muppet nemesis.
"Are you talking about moi? Hee-ya!"
And Jacobs goes down!
Snowflake and Napolean should have been included. But I had to go with Hogzilla just for being the best Monsterquest episode ever. (Especially when deliriously hung-over.)
the best pig is the one that gives us bacon.
I prefer the trafitional. Sarimner. A.k.a. Hog of endless bacon.
Hogzilla it is!
Also, does this mean we'll be able to start polls soon?
Would be awesome!
Squealy Nord.
My ribs hurt after running We Be Goblins.
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I can't believe Miss Piggy is trailing to a stupid sow who didn't even exist a year ago--and was introduced in a vilely bigoted anti-goblin screed! Shame on you, Paizonians!
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I can't believe you consider WBG anti-goblin. Did you know, the foreword of Burnt Offerings even calls them Stupid little freaks. This is sadly a pretty typical case of racial profiling from Paizo, and the anti goblin sentiment runs deep. Only the noble ogres got it worse.
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Spiderpig, spiderpig...Peter Porker, The Spectacular Spider-Ham is clearly cooler and more powerful than any of the other pigs anybody can possibly think of. 8^)
This. Definately!