I mean, SERIOUSLY.
I HATE dwarves. They are a silly race of drunken idiots who would never go out of their alcoholic stupor to achieve anything IRL.
I HATE elves. They are band of effete pony lovers who can't get their balls straight, you know why? NO BALLS.
I HATE humans. Just look at them. Ridiculous. How can they even walk straight?
I HATE halflings. Look, seriously, Tolkien should have just sued your socks off for knocking off his work.
I HATE gnomes. Get your stupid anime out of my pristine, cherished pseudo-medieval European fantasy and now.
I HATE half-orcs. My aunt Petunia read about them by accident, and you know what? I've had a lecture about how young 30yr old boys like me shouldn't learn difficult words like "rape" yet. Thanks for nothing, Piazo.
I HATE half-elves. No really, can you even imagine how they come to exist?
I HATE Druids. Tree-hugging? Really? OLOLOLOL. Am I supposed to play that? No, really? And animals? Is this pokemon, or a traditional fantasy game? Gygax would laugh at you.
I HATE Barbarians. Again, what's up with you writers? That oversized sword? Rage? RAGE? What do you know about RAGE? My uncle John can come and punch you in the face, then you'll see what rage is.
I HATE Fighters. Look now... This is a fantasy game. Am I to be serious bringing a baurdich-gosamme or some other stupid French word to a magical battle?
I HATE Clerics. Clerics should be sitting in temples and going yadda yadda, NOT running around in chainmail hitting folks on the head with maces. Have you ever seen a priest do so? Me neither.
I HATE Bards. The mere thought of some silly prancing boy with a lute makes me laugh. Sadly, the designers thought otherwise...
I HATE Paladins. Two words, Paladin alignment. Nuff said.
I HATE Sorcerers. Lobotomized poor man's Wizards, olololol.
I HATE Wizards. Glorified Sorcerers yet still inferior to spontaneous casters in every way. Charisma as primary stat, UMD on skill list and no stupid spellbooks for me, every day!
I HATE Rogues. Rolling buckets of dice for sneak attack while my buddies are stuck rolling 1 die for damage is NOT GOOD BALANCE!
I HATE Rangers. Cheap World of Warcraft knockoffs who even can't pick my fave animal (crab) as a companion. Also, they can't pick guns as weapons. WTF?
I HATE Monks. Friar Tuck called to say what Monks really look like. Eastern poisoning of my fantasy continues.
I HATE Alchemists. Look now, an alchemist is a guy who sits in his labs and brew Cure Light Wounds potions, not some turbo bomber.
I HATE Oracles. Lame. LAME, GEDDIT! Duuuh, you folks are too dense to read my brilliant jokes.
I HATE Inquisitors. I've played WH40K and I know what an Inquistor is. Let me tell you - he's an Imperial badass in power armor. The fact that Games Workshop didn't sue Paizo for use of the name yet is beyond my comprehension.
I HATE Cavaliers. I mean, if I wanted to play a knight I'd go paladin, right? I'd just agree with my GM that he is a Paladin of Sodomy and we would be a-ok, no need for a new class for that.
I HATE Witches. I mean, I'm OK with girl witches, but can you imagine a man in a pointy hat with a broom? Is this some kind of joke?
I HATE Ninjas and Samurai. I think I've said this before: GET YOUR EASTERN CRAP OUT OF MY FANTASY.
I HATE Gunslingers. Take the above sentence and replace EASTERN with WILD WEST. Geddit?
I HATE Maguses. Eldritch Knight was perfectly fine, why the hell a new class for gishes? And let me tell you - gish players are the worst type. They constantly try to woo each other at the table. NO THANKS.
I HATE Summoners. Pokemon+Final Fantasy+lots of math. A traditional gamer's nightmare.
So you don't hate the Summoner. Good to know :)
FIXEDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I HATE GM's. Always deciding the plot and limiting player choices. I mean why should I start off at level 1, I'm supposed to be a hero right?
I HATE players. They either don't let my character smash everything, complain when I break the rules (which I also HATE) or if I GM for them they kill all my monsters.
I HATE dice. Always rolling 20s on initiative and then nothing over 5 for any other roll.
I HATE everything.
I mean, SERIOUSLY.
I HATE stuff...
Did my players somehow show up to one of your games? I feel your pain.
+1,000,000 Preach on!!!I mean, SERIOUSLY.
I HATE Ninjas and Samurai. I think I've said this before: GET YOUR EASTERN CRAP OUT OF MY FANTASY.
Because of course only westerners had fantasies, heroic legends, monsters, dragons, legendary heroes, demons, and magic.
A rose by any other name...
Someone seriously needs to feel the love today.
~hugs~
Everything will be ok.
Just as planned.
Like moths to hellfire.
Come my pretties, burn in the flame of your own spite.
;-)
I think its pretty clear that when the game has aboleth, djinn, and puddings, ITS SUPPOSSED TO BE PSEUDO-MEDIEVAL EUROPE!!!!
I'm thinking this must be sarcasm, since aboleths are a D&D invention, Djinn are Arabian, and pudding is delicious. :P
Anybody who has ever studied European mythology and history knows that the Druid, Gnome, Barbarian, Bard, Wizard, Elementals, and EVERYTHING ELSE are just as they were in European history/mythology!!!!!
Like all those Ogres and Ogre Magi...which are of course Oni all the way. Samurai are just Knights. Ninjas are spies and assassins. The culture was somewhat different, but the staples remain the same.
I HATE.....um....
...huh, I guess I don't hate anything, really. My ex pisses me off sometimes, but that's about it.
I HATE.....um....
...huh, I guess I don't hate anything, really. My ex pisses me off sometimes, but that's about it.
You're cannon fodder so you are about to die to save someone important. Don't even sweat it.
Two words, Paladin alignment. Nuff said.
+1000
I'm sick of people telling me I can't decapitate anyone. Who are you, Elastril?!
Ugh... I HATE hate threads.
I LOVE this thread. Congratulations, Original Poster, you made Coke spurt from my nose due to laughing. Twice.
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I'm tired of people overusing the word "hate" and pissing away its power. You're just irritated or something. You don't know what true hatred even is, sitting their in your comfy armchair, not really effected by anything and anybody even worthwhile of hatred.
I'm starting to get pissed off, franky.
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Whoa dudes! Why all the negative waves? Man, have a bong hit.
Wha, no likes? pshaw......
I'll hide this flippin thread!!!
You're cannon fodder so you are about to die to save someone important. Don't even sweat it.I HATE.....um....
...huh, I guess I don't hate anything, really. My ex pisses me off sometimes, but that's about it.
I know. I HATE being expendable.
Hey wait a sec.....
I mean, SERIOUSLY.
I HATE dwarves.
Me too.
I HATE all people not like me.
I mean, SERIOUSLY.
I HATE dwarves.
Me too.
You must be related to that Jacobs fella.
I HATE Barbarians. Again, what's up with you writers? That oversized sword? Rage? RAGE? What do you know about RAGE? My uncle John can come and punch you in the face, then you'll see what rage is.
BARBARIAN HAVE MET UNCLE JOHN, CAN CONCLUSIVELY SAY THAT PUNCH IN FACE AM UNDERWHELMING.
Conclusively is a big word for an illiterate barbarian to type.
Poseur.
Conclusively is a big word for an illiterate barbarian to type.
Poseur.
BARBARIAN COVER THIS ALREADY. ENGINEERING DEGREE. BARBARIAN AM NOT FOOL.
UNLESS POSEUR AM MEANING 'INCREDIBLY UNTELLIGENT SPECIMEN OF BARBARIANNESS.' IN WHICH CASE AM TOTALLY RIGHT.
I also know engineers can't spell.
This is curiouser and curiouser.
You are a complete tool, Gorbacz. Everyone sees through your little facade. I was here first. I have made hating everything my thing. You even failed, at first, to mock the most common species of hater. I suppose you go to bed every day thinking you are the best troll. You are not. You are an amateur.
I hate 24-hour power outages and the first morning of work after a 10-day vacation.
I hate freak snowstorms that fall before Halloween.
I hate Halloween infringing on my Carrion Crown game.
I am full of hatred.
I hate that I have not been selected to rule the multiverse yet as if anyone else could even compete, sheesh.
