Well no, you can only have one light spell active at the same time.
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/l/light
Q: How many Dark Heresy characters does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A: One, as long as he is a techpriest and has sufficient faith in the Omnissiah... and a good forehand swing with a wrench.
Q: How many Space Marines does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A: Four. One Ultramarine to argue for the Codex, one Space Wolf to argue against it, a Dark Angel to inspect it for a Fallen and a Blood Raven to hide it as an artifact of his chapter.
Q: How many Chaos Space Mar... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Does the lightbulb threaten?
If so, then the fighter will do it.
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HOW MANY SQUISHY CASTY DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE LIGHTBULB?
AM STILL NOT KNOWING. BARBARIAN PUT BROKEN LIGHT BULB IN MIDDLE OF NOWHERE WITH REPLACEMENT BULB, AND USE AS TRAP FOR CASTYS. CASTY AM WALK UP, AM NOTING LIGHTBULB, AM GETTING RAGELANCEPOUNCED BY BARBARIAN.
ELSE CASTY AM INVISIBLE, AM PICKING UP BULB TO CHANGE, AM GETTING RAGELANCEPOUNCED BY BARBARIAN. ONE TIME CASTY AM USING DIMENSION DOOR TO TRY AND GRAB BULB AND CHANGE. ALMOST UNSCREW BEFORE BARBARIAN GET BACK FROM BATHROOM BREAK AND RAGELANCEPOUNCE. STILL WENT SQUISH LIKE CASTY ALWAYS DO.
CURRENT DEAD CASTY TALLY AM LIKE, SEVENTY BAJILLION. SO MORE THAN THAT NEEDED TO CHANGE AM LIGHTBULB.
ONLY ONE BARBARIAN THOUGH. BARBARIAN NOT HAVE ENGINEERING DEGREE FOR NOTHING.
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Q: How many elves does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. He just holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.
Q: How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but not until he memorizes the spell.
How many rogues does it take to change a light bulb?
What light bulb?
How many paladins does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it will take awhile as he needs to determine if it is evil.
How many clerics does it take?
One, but she just heals the busted one.
How many orcs does it take?
None, darkvision b$!$$es!
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How many Taldanes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one. But, in the great old days of the Empire, hundreds of servants would leap to change thousands of light bulbs at our slightest whim!
Now where have i heard that before? Sounds like something i remember hearing on a Babylon 5 episode. Something i think Londo Molari might have said to Lenir....I think. or maby it was Something Vir said to Mollari....I don't remember.
"How many Centari does it take to screw in a light bulb........just one, but in the great old days of the republic.......
The joke made me chuckle, thanks!
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one to wish a lightbulb into existence, one to gate a Jinn and command him to change the bulb.
So 2 wizards and a Jinn to change a lightbulb, and they could do a sitcom :)
How many enchanters does it take to change a lightbulb?
don't you want to change that light bulb?
How many transmuters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only 1, but he can change anything into a lightbulb.
A diviner changes a lightbulb.
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How many priests of Erastil does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, priests of Erastil do not change anything!
How many Varisians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, it's easier to steal in the dark.
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How many PF characters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but they must be of the electrician class with the light fixtures archetype.
How many Evokers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FIREBALL!!!!!!!!
How many PF characters does it take to change a lightbulb?
There's a chart in the additional rules section.
Darn it... this should have been
How many transmuters does it take to change a lightbulb?
What do you want him to change it into?
How many engineers from Alkenstar does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one, but the entire county only produces one lightbulb a week, and jealously guards them.
How many Bards does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fifty-one. One to change the lightbulb, fifty to sing ballads about it.
How many Fighters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven. One to change the lightbulb, ten to keep away all the bards trying to sing ballads about it.
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Q: How many board members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: We are not sure yet, we are still arguing about the RAW vs. RAI vs. Real Life Physics. We will change it once a dev comes on and gives us the step by step instructions. Even then we will argue about the color of the light, brightness of the light, if it effects undead or not, and how come we are not allowed to screw in 6 bulbs in the same socket to make it even brighter!
How many Paladins does it take to change a lightbulb?
Depends on how many alignment threads they have to smite to get there.
Q: How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one but they have to able to cast polymorph object.
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Q: How many Proteans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 1d4, and there's no telling what it will be changed into.
Q: How many Chelaxians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I think you will find that as of the last revisions, it is a long established fact that it has always been dark. Suggesting otherwise is treason. You have been warned.
Q: How many humans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Let a halfling do it!
Q: How many dwarves does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three: One to hold the ladder, one to climb up, and one to mop up all the barf from the other one's vertigo.
Q: How many Mediogalti Islanders does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One - plus a full complement of bodyguards to protect against assassinations.
Q: How many Galtans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The lightbulb has been changed seventeen times in the last hour.
Q: How many elves does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It's going to be dark? We'll, we're off this planet. See you in a couple thousand years.
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Q: How many devils does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Why? *I* can see in the dark...
Q: How many Rostlanders does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: What, you afraid in the dark you Northern pansy?
Q: How many River Kingdomers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: As many as want to. No pressure.
Q: How many Azlanti does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: You call that a lightbulb? In Azlant, that wouldn't have qualified as a night light. You should have seen it!
Q: How many halfling rogues does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: That's easy, it's....huh, where's the new bulb? It was here a second ago....
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How many longshanks does it take to change a lightbulb?
A whole city is fumbling around in the dark right now trying to find it. Suckers.
How many Ustalavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
An infinite number. You don't waste enchanted garlic on illumination!
How many Varisians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None! The spell fades on its own nine minutes after they sell it to you, dumpass.
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Q? How many wizards does it take to change a light bulb?
A. By RAW it is is undefined. There are no relevant feats or skills (though I suppose one could take Profession: Electrician or the GM could rule that the players have access to some Industrial age knowledge) RAI perhaps could allow some form of knowledge check, and then perhaps a full round action (as per "Lighting a torch") Aid could potentially be useful here.This is supported by the fact that a torch can also mean a flashlight in many English speaking countries, I vote to FAQ this topic based on this interpretation.
A Barbarian could use the "Raging Lightality" power at the expense of 3 rounds of rage.
Q: How many Neo's does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, there is no bulb.
Q: How many Andorans (Andorens? People from Andoran!) does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The Lightbulb is free to change itself if and when it so chooses!
Q: How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 2: One to change the bulb and one to hold his penis. LADDER! I MEANT LADDER!
Q: How many Nirmathi does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Are you saying you *order* me to change a lightbulb, friend?
How many PROFESSION MEMBERS does it take to change a lightbulb?
I'm afraid you forgot the funny.
How many psions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, but they do it so well that the new bulb explodes and then they can't do anything else.
How many Witches does it take to change a lightbulb?
Me?..change a light bulb?(casts charm hex) now you do want to do it for me don't you, you big handsome man you?
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How many anti-racists does it take to change a lightbulb?
... You got something against black?
Why does it have to be "against black"? Brown not good enough for you? What about yellow? Racist.
-How much hope does it take to change a lightbulb?
-Hope died in 2003.