Hugs, Cookies, and Puppies.

[Aberzombie]

For you Mairk!

Also, Gary, I apologize if any of my posts cause you heartburn. You know I love you!

not to mention I'm afraid you'd smite me

[Mac Boyce]

DON'T FALL FOR IT!!!!

HE JUST WANTS YOUR BRAINNSSSSSSS!!!!!

[Paladin of Lamashtu]

You forgot the rainbow ponies and pretty flowers...
;)

[Jeremiziah]

Hugs the undead guy.

I'm a rat. My brain is more trouble to get at than it is worth it to eat. Nyah.

[Aberzombie]

Mac Boyce wrote:

DON'T FALL FOR IT!!!!

HE JUST WANTS YOUR BRAINNSSSSSSS!!!!!

Naah, I'm not a vegetarian.

You, on the other hand.....

drools

[Aberzombie]

Jeremiziah wrote:

Hugs the undead guy.

I'm a rat. My brain is more trouble to get at than it is worth it to eat. Nyah.

hugs the rat back

And there we have a new #1 on my "List of Things I Never Thought I'd Type on the Internet". You just displaced "Sebastian, I like to think of you as a friend."

[Paladin of Asmodeus]

It's a tra...
Oh wait.
Never mind.

Asmodeus approves of hugs delivered by duly licensed erinyes, fresh cookies baked by pit fiends in the fires of Dis, and puppies which have been house-trained (and again are licensed in nations where canines are legally required to be licensed).

This thread - so far as a thread blemished by the presence of a heathen infidel crazy girl worshipper of Lamashtu can duly be so - is approved by a representative of the Prince of Law.

Carry on.

[Mac Boyce]

Aberzombie wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

DON'T FALL FOR IT!!!!

HE JUST WANTS YOUR BRAINNSSSSSSS!!!!!

Naah, I'm not a vegetarian.

You, on the other hand.....

drools

Oh, there's nothing there. My heads been empty for YEARS.

[Aberzombie]

Paladin of Asmodeus wrote:

fresh cookies baked by pit fiends in the fires of Dis

Suddenly, I have this image of the PCs coming across a Pit Fiend wearing an apron and baking cookies. Then they accidently break the spell or curse he was under and he's somewhat perturbed about the humiliation.....

[Aberzombie]

Mac Boyce wrote:

Oh, there's nothing there. My heads been empty for YEARS.

I bet you say that to all the zombies

[Aberzombie]

MAIRK? Where are you? I made this thread for youuuuuuuu.....

[Sunpeach, the Good Necromancer]

Paladin of Lamashtu wrote:

You forgot the rainbow ponies and pretty flowers...

;)

Let's start a round dance!

[Mac Boyce]

Aberzombie wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Oh, there's nothing there. My heads been empty for YEARS.

I bet you say that to all the zombies

Only to the truly mindless ones I work for. ;)

[Mairkurion Jr.]

Aberzombie wrote:

MAIRK? Where are you? I made this thread for youuuuuuuu.....

Aww...

[Peace LVR]

Whoa dudes! This place looks pretty groovy.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Huh-oh, you put it in Web feedback, not OT? I don't think PMG {Peace be upon his Servers!} will like this.

[Aberzombie]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Huh-oh, you put it in Web feedback, not OT? I don't think PMG {Peace be upon his Servers!} will like this.

Yeah, I thought about that, but thought this place could use the laugh, if even for a bit.

[Jeremiziah]

Feel...weak... Aberzombie hugs...cause...LEVEL DRAIN...trap...

*dies*

[Black Lantern Mac Boyce]

Jeremiziah wrote:

Feel...weak... Aberzombie hugs...cause...LEVEL DRAIN...trap...

*dies*

Hands you a Black Lantern Ring

Welcome! Your introductory pack is in the mail!

[Benicio Del Espada]

thog like hugs cookies and puppies. no like talky-man.

[Aberzombie]

Remember: Sharing is caring.

[Mac Boyce]

I hate Care Bears.............................

[Aberzombie]

Mac Boyce wrote:

I hate Care Bears.............................

+1

Gummi Bears, on the other hand, rock!

[Mac Boyce]

Aberzombie wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

I hate Care Bears.............................

+1

Gummi Bears, on the other hand, rock!

And are quite tasty.

[Doodlebug Anklebiter]

Aberzombie wrote:

Gummi Bears, on the other hand, rock!

+1

[Peace LVR]

runs around hugging everyone

[Werezombie]

tosses everyone a puppy

[Vomit Guy]

tosses everyone some cookies

[Jeremiziah]

tosses salad*

Not like THAT! Where is your MIND AT!?!?

[Rudy Sodomanski]

Vomit Guy wrote:

tosses everyone some cookies

MMMMmmm. Wow, that's great! Can I have the recipe?

[Det. Robert Thorn]

Ummm... do I really need to tell you what the cookies are made of??

[taig]

Det. Robert Thorn wrote:

Ummm... do I really need to tell you what the cookies are made of??

Puppies?

[Aberzombie]

Wow, this hasn't been moved yet?

[Callous Jack]

Aberzombie wrote:

For you Mairk!

Also, Gary, I apologize if any of my posts cause you heartburn. You know I love you!

not to mention I'm afraid you'd smite me

Why is Gary filling a super soaker up with holy water?

[Callous Jack]

Aberzombie wrote:

For you Mairk!

Also, Gary, I apologize if any of my posts cause you heartburn. You know I love you!

not to mention I'm afraid you'd smite me

Do I get an apology?

[Aberzombie]

Callous Jack wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

For you Mairk!

Also, Gary, I apologize if any of my posts cause you heartburn. You know I love you!

not to mention I'm afraid you'd smite me

Do I get an apology?

Ok. CJ, I'm sorry you are who you are. ;)

[Callous Jack]

Aberzombie wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

For you Mairk!

Also, Gary, I apologize if any of my posts cause you heartburn. You know I love you!

not to mention I'm afraid you'd smite me

Do I get an apology?

Ok. CJ, I'm sorry you are who you are. ;)

Zing.

[Aberzombie]

Callous Jack wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

For you Mairk!

Also, Gary, I apologize if any of my posts cause you heartburn. You know I love you!

not to mention I'm afraid you'd smite me

Do I get an apology?

Ok. CJ, I'm sorry you are who you are. ;)

Zing.

Sorry dude! You left that one wide open and I failed my Will save. Actually, I think I gave myself a -5 on that roll.

[Aberzombie]

Oh crap. Just realized that they moved this. I'm amazed it lasted as long as it did.

[Marijuakurion {4:20}]

Yeah. This needed to be rolled. Like my joints.

{twirls 'stasche}

[Chemically-enhanced attendant]

Marijuakurion {4:20} wrote:

Yeah. This needed to be rolled. Like my joints.

{twirls 'stasche}

C'mere you!

wrestles plant to floor. Sounds of ripping and screeching are followed with silence. Then a fragrant cloud fills the air

Righteous ...

[Doodlebug Anklebiter]

[bubble bubble bubble]

[Chemically-enhanced attendant]

Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

[bubble bubble bubble]

TAKE IT TO THE HEAD!

Ahh, you pussy ..

[Doodlebug Anklebiter]

[bubble bubble bubb--}

Erm, what?

[bubble bubble bubble]

[Aberzombie]

Mmmmm.....hugs.

[Chemically-enhanced attendant]

Aberzombie wrote:

Mmmmm.....hugs.

Dude you look like you just stepped off a Maiden cover. Is your name Eddie?

I aint huggin' you, I ain't on E or nothin'. Sheesh

[Aberzombie]

Mmmmm.....cookie?

[Chemically-enhanced attendant]

Aberzombie wrote:

Mmmmm.....cookie?

Fig Newtons and Chips Ahoy are over on the table dude, help yerself.

[ulgulanoth]

i find all 3 (hugs, cookies and puppies) to be delicious undead nourishment (especially for the etherial undead)

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Why is this zombie so obsessed with Positive Energy? It sucks.