Rudy Sodomanski's page

tosses everyone some cookies

MMMMmmm. Wow, that's great! Can I have the recipe?

I think I'll staplegun a pig scrotum to my forehead, go to Paizo, and grief christians.

every day for four years.
Who can even gives a f*&% about anything you say after that?

Well, you know, the pig scrotum is hanging there and smacking you anyway, right? So why not?

Hi sweetie.

Ronald Reagan wrote:

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Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:

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Spam

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Whiskey

Spam

Jelly beans

Censorship

Prison showers

I am the most desirable sentient marshmallow in the world! Bow before me!

<flicks ashes at marshmallow.>

I'm sexy.

Enor Notrab has spoken.

All hail Enor Notrab.

Eat it Dwayne.

"Ha! See the big scary man ran away. Who's the girlie-boy now, huh?"

<Rudy demonstrates how he'll make John's head go up and down.>

Like a finger puppet, but with Rudy in you 'stead of a finger.

I'll show you a sock puppet, kid.

<touching himself>

You're pretty cute girlie-boy.

Hey pretty.

Who the hell is that rudy poo candy ass???!!

Hey, fluff girl.

Rudy Sodomanski wrote:

Follower of the Jill wrote:

The Jill is always above us!!!! ALL HAIL THE JILL!!!!!!!!

Rudy has something for you girle. RIght there. Under the OJ tattoo.

pulls out the magnifying glass and says innocently

Where?

Ha. Very funny.

I'll have you know, that fireman there has left more than a few ladies spending their day-after on hemorrhoid pillows.

The Jill is always above us!!!! ALL HAIL THE JILL!!!!!!!!

Rudy has something for you girle. RIght there. Under the OJ tattoo.

Rudy Sodomanski wrote:

Jill is a trollop.

You're just mad cause you didn't get invited to the last party. ;)

Talk to the Ron Jeremy tattoo.

lynora-Jill wrote:

Follower of the Jill wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

*giggle*

You should come to one of the Jacks parties. There's tequila. And rum. And we do all sorts of fun things I can't remember in the morning. ^.^

Oh am I considered worthy??

*SWOON*

faints dead away

*splashes water on the new girl*

You okay, sweetie?

....yes mistress. Am I ready to proclaim the greatness of the Jill to others???

Jill is a trollop.

Butter Patrick wrote:

Spam wrote:

ALL HAIL!

I like the cut of your jib, sir.

Sumbudy say jiblets? Ah luvs me sum jiblets.

Endometrial giblets. Here to earn your red wings boy?

Kruelaid wrote:

Last week Ross changed one of my alias names. He was really good about it and sent me an email.

Well it was an unsigned and terse email...

And yet I'm still around. :?

Haha.

'Big dude in the shower' got shanged to 'big dude'.

I thanked Ross for making my alias unfunny then changed the name to this...

You're pretty cute Fry boy.

that the House's liberal leadership will almost certainly thwart any efforts to legalize dope from coming to a vote.

Yes! Good news.

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Jobbie Duke wrote:

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Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

boogaboogaboogaboogabooga!

Hey thur lil' fella. Aintchu a cute thing.

Awa an bile yer heid! You gah a fyes lugga hinn looying razzer blets!

If'n Ah stick sumthin' in yer mouf, will ya' stop that jibberin'?

Och! Um yuir hookilbeerah.

You look pretty nice in that sweater Haggis boy.