Black Lantern Mac Boyce's page

CROM!

Stop stealing my lines birdboy or I'll deep fry you.......

I prefer souls. Especially the chocolate ones.

I prefer hearts.

Feel...weak... Aberzombie hugs...cause...LEVEL DRAIN...trap...

*dies*

Hands you a Black Lantern Ring

Welcome! Your introductory pack is in the mail!

hands Evil Lincoln a black lantern ring

Aren't you dead??

Mageye wrote:

stuff

[threadjack]BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!![/threadjack]

Has Aberzombie lost his mind?

Maybe. But don't worry, he'll take yours as a replacement.

Lobolusk wrote:

what is the FAWTL thread i tried to read it but got bored

It's the home of FAWTLY Gang. We beat up other posters, and go through their avatar's pockets for loose homebrew rules.

And brains and hearts... don't forget the important stuff.

Sharoth wrote:

Vagrant Sow wrote:

Oink?

Bacon and Ham!

Would you eat them in a box?

Would you share them with a fox?
Would you eat them on a train?
Would you eat them in the rain?

What are brains and hearts??

Mac Boyce wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

So I finally got around to watching the entire Star Wars original Trilogy. Totally underwhelmed. Poor story and horrible script, ok effects for the time, and I`m totally mystified as to why it was so popular. I guess I`m just not a good geek.

I'm going to find you and burn all your mini's.

BLASPHEMER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mac Boyce, Inquisitor of Lucas.

I just said burn all his mini's. There is no intent on ripping his voicebox out and replacing it with Jar Jar's.

The Dark Lucas hasn't given me those orders.......yet.

You just totally gave me an awesome idea for a myth-arc where Daemons come from space with Eoxian archliches to wakeup the Whispering Tyrant and kill the planet.

It would be like John Carter of Mars meets LOTR meets World War Z meets Flash Gordon meets Blackest Night.

Where do I sign up????

Justin Franklin wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Woodraven wrote:

Moorluck let Solnes know that sent her a FB message as well as email with my address for holiday cards

Will do... are you two plotting to kill me?

They are, and I sent mine too.

Wow, really? Who else did my wife seduce into killing me?

*whistles innocently*

Dear Bizarro,

Can I offer you a nice, black ring to wear?

Sincerely,

The Black Lantern Corps.

Moorluck wrote:

Even better question.

Paris vs. My Ego vs. Mac's Obsession with Green Lantern.

Mac's Obsession with Green Lantern but it only slightly bypasses the awesome of Paris. Your ego needs a kick anyway. :p

MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You will be spared and allowed to remain as The Rogue Lord!!

Black Lantern Mac Boyce wrote:

Orthos wrote:

I'm not dead yet post.

Rips Orthos's Heart out

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ORTHOS OF THE DRAGONKIND...RISE!!!!!!!!!

Oh well, I guess I didn't need that heart....

So this is undeath, huh.

It's quite nice.

Don't have to worry about sleep, food (except brainssss) or any desires besides awakening the Dark One and slaughtering the innocent.

Your benifits package will be in the mail.

Welcome aboard!!!!

*poofs back to Limbo upon death, being an Outsider*

Well... that was certainly not what I expected, nnnnooooo.

Awww...you don't want a shiny black ring??

No one wants the shiny black ring.... :'(

I'm not dead yet post.

Rips Orthos's Heart out

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ORTHOS OF THE DRAGONKIND...RISE!!!!!!!!!

Black Lantern Mac Boyce wrote:

Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl wrote:

Bloodwort wrote:

wha wa wa wa wa-wa wa waaaaaaaah

That's some powerful reasoning. Must come from having a big braaaaaaaaain... would you like a brochure for the coming Zombpocalypse? Braaaaaaaaaains {wipes away drool} are high in protein and low in calories.

Careful, ZPDG. You take all his brain and it's less for the Dark Lord's army.

He will RISE.

IA! IA!

Slaughters Nurn

Gentleman Nurn...RISE!!!!!!

Bloodwort wrote:

wha wa wa wa wa-wa wa waaaaaaaah

That's some powerful reasoning. Must come from having a big braaaaaaaaain... would you like a brochure for the coming Zombpocalypse? Braaaaaaaaaains {wipes away drool} are high in protein and low in calories.

Careful, ZPDG. You take all his brain and it's less for the Dark Lord's army.

He will RISE.

circles Mac, eyeing his skull and drooling

Pulls out a Black Lantern ring and offers it to the Zombie.

Caw!

*grabs the bird and rips its heart out*

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Studly Puffin....RISE!!!!!!!!

FAWTlY TOWER 4

RISE!!!!!!!!!!

Black Lantern came and attacked Lex

FAWTLY TOWER 4

RISE!!!!!!!!

Mac Boyce wrote:

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

All my wedding plans are coming to fruition!!! :D

Which explains the black lantern thing quite nicely :-D

After she says yes, and the ring goes on, I'm going to go

Jennifer Boyce of Earth

RISE!!!!!!!!

FAWLTY TOWER 4

RISE!!!!!!!!

Black Lantern Mac Boyce wrote:

FAWLTY TOWER 4

RISE!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green Lantern Ring Fist Bump

takes your heart to feed the Dark Lord.

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FREEHOLD DM

RISE!!!!!

FAWLTY TOWER 4

RISE!!!!!!!!!!!!

.............

FINE

FAWLTY TOWER IV

RISE!!!!!!!!!!!

FAWLTY TOWER 4

RISE!!!!!!!! (AGAIN)

FAWLTY TOWER 4

RISE!

FAWLTY TOWER....

RISE!!!!!!!!!!!

Burger Meister wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Well, you still have a long way to go. You have yet to get on the emo pony boi's Enemies List.

Meh. Trying to get on that list is like trying to get a Yugo.

Never measure any form of (un)predictability on what makes 'the list'. Example: Mac got on without any effort on his behalf. ;)

Yeah...

I'm still celebrating that.

But now I'm just ignored. I guess you shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Who are you again? ~goes back to ignoring Mac Boyce~

You know...I have a really good reciepe for Dragon Burgers...

~puts my fingers in my ears~ LALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!! I can't hear you!

Why are you ignoring me dragon? Did you not miss me? We've had such wonderful conversations about BttH before....

*rips another heart out*

Power at 0.02 percent

Moorluck wrote:

I don't have a heart....

I swear I had nothing to do with that! Seriously! Eveyone knows that brainnnnnsss are my thing anyway.

Sorry, the hearts are more of my thing....

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