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robot chris: I am a turtle in a sea of worms
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robot chris: sometimes if you fight the hydra, you need to systematically flick it in the eye until it gives up
robot chris: sometimes if you fight the hydra, you need to systematically flick it in the eye until it gives up
sooo...dirty trick maneuver?
Normal is overrated.I couldn't agree more.Here Here!....
Hear Hear?....
What is the proper spelling for that exclamation?
I'd always seen it as "Hear, hear" (as an agreement with what has been said, or "Listen to this!") until computers and spellchecks came along to confuse everyone.
Crystal: I have failed you, Lissa.
Lissa: I know.
I read this and pictured some Mirror Universe version of Han and Leia in the carbonite freezing scene from The Empire Strikes Back.
I read this and pictured some Mirror Universe version of Han and Leia in the carbonite freezing scene from The Empire Strikes Back.Crystal: I have failed you, Lissa.
Lissa: I know.
Or a very nervous Imperial Admiral apologizing to Darth Vader for some Rebel escaping.
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Or a very nervous Imperial Admiral apologizing to Darth Vader for some Rebel escaping.I read this and pictured some Mirror Universe version of Han and Leia in the carbonite freezing scene from The Empire Strikes Back.Crystal: I have failed you, Lissa.
Lissa: I know.
Statement: You have failed me for the next to last time.
Response: But, wait... what?
Christopher: This moist climate confuses and angers me.
The sun will return in July.
The sun will return in July.Christopher: This moist climate confuses and angers me.
Why would you say such hurtful things?
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Christopher: This instance is currently drinking coffee in its underwear and wondering when its life went so wrong.
The sun will return in July.Christopher: This moist climate confuses and angers me.
Specifically, after July 4th.
Specifically, after July 4th.The sun will return in July.Christopher: This moist climate confuses and angers me.
No need to be pessimistic. Sometimes it's on July 4th.
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Robot Chris: you know what happens when you rip a hole in space and on the other side is lovecraftian horrors? that's what happens when you put visions of 2007 embedded tables in my head
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pmg My team needs coffee!
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Please sir, can I have some more ...liz: Again, they're all orphans that get shoved there when their parent goes away for whatever reason
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!
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Please sir, can I have some more ...liz: Again, they're all orphans that get shoved there when their parent goes away for whatever reason
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HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT?If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!Please sir, can I have some more ...liz: Again, they're all orphans that get shoved there when their parent goes away for whatever reason
STAND STILL, LADDIE!!
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I'm torn between which course of action I like best.
Robot Chris: no, no sacrificing today
Robot Chris: gets the carpets all messy
PMG: my solution: sweet, cleansing holy fire
Crystal: We don't need fire. I have the goat RIGHT HERE.
Crystal: The carpets will be fine. The janitor has this spray
Why choose? You can sacrifice the goat with sweet, cleansing holy fire. What could be a more appropriate offering?
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Why choose? You can sacrifice the goat with sweet, cleansing holy fire. What could be a more appropriate offering?I'm torn between which course of action I like best.
Robot Chris: no, no sacrificing today
Robot Chris: gets the carpets all messy
PMG: my solution: sweet, cleansing holy fire
Crystal: We don't need fire. I have the goat RIGHT HERE.
Crystal: The carpets will be fine. The janitor has this spray
Be sure to use the janitor's spray to keep that fire contained, mister!
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Gary Teter: let's hope i don't regret depending on cosmo
I can't see what could possibly go wrong with this plan.
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Crystal: We don't need fire. I have the goat RIGHT HERE.
Am I the only one who thought the goat was the means of sacrifice rather than the sacrifice itself? O ye of little awe of goats!
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Crystal: We don't need fire. I have the goat RIGHT HERE.Am I the only one who thought the goat was the means of sacrifice rather than the sacrifice itself? O ye of little awe of goats!No, you weren't.
And I put the fear of goat into my RoW party tonight :)
Pics or you're a sock puppet.
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And I put the fear of goat into my RoW party tonight :)
Cool. I'm guessing I know which goat nearly got their goat. ;-)
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Be sure to use the janitor's spray to keep that fire contained, mister!Why choose? You can sacrifice the goat with sweet, cleansing holy fire. What could be a more appropriate offering?I'm torn between which course of action I like best.
Robot Chris: no, no sacrificing today
Robot Chris: gets the carpets all messy
PMG: my solution: sweet, cleansing holy fire
Crystal: We don't need fire. I have the goat RIGHT HERE.
Crystal: The carpets will be fine. The janitor has this spray
I hate ye all.
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Crystal: We don't need fire. I have the goat RIGHT HERE.Am I the only one who thought the goat was the means of sacrifice rather than the sacrifice itself? O ye of little awe of goats!
BLOOD FOR THE GOAT GOD!
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man, 'showing them the goat' has a whole different meaning for me
but then again I fully acknowledge that I am a terrible person
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Robot Chris: It met my "geysers of fake blood" quota.
Machete Kills...Again...In Space!