Overheard at the Paizo office

[Christopher Anthony]

Robot Chris: I can 4-Star this!

[Cosmo]

Robot Chris: since June 2011, I have sent 1,558 emails to people containing a smilie

Ashley: wow

Crystal: Somewhere around here I've got a smily that converts oxygen to chlorine

Crystal: Where did I put that...

Crystal: Hmmm...

Crystal: Hey, if anyone just got an e-mail from me with no subject line, uh... don't open it.

Crystal: It's not eldritch. But, y'know.

:):

It's spelled "smiley". Just sayin'.

[Orthos]

=)

[Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy]

Lamontius wrote:

what were you expecting to appear under 'murder clown' that would not creep you out

i mean if I want to see pictures of puppies and rainbows I do not type 'brown recluse bite' into google images

O hai, do you like my rainybow water-drop fez? 'Cause I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool!

[JMD031]

Is it really "overheard" if you quote yourself?

[Orthos]

I think we're venturing into "are you your own ally" territory there....

[Sissyl]

Only if you're wearing armour spikes.

[Spiral_Ninja]

JMD031 wrote:

Is it really "overheard" if you quote yourself?

Only if you have a split personality.

[Chris Lambertz]

Ashley WHAT IS THE MAGICAL CHEESE MAKING GROCERY STORE?!?!

[Liz Courts]

Sara: His chopsticks are quivering!

[Vic Wertz]

Me: ...and after Harrison Ford, of course... Cosmo.
Cosmo: We hold these truths to be self-evident.

[Vic Wertz]

Geek Chic Jen: I think I sent that back in time from the future just to annoy myself.
[thoughtful pause]
...because that is totally the kind of thing I'd do.

[Christopher Anthony]

Crystal: Don't lick the messageboards!

[The Gazebo]

BUT I HUNGER

[Prof Chaos]

But they taste like snozberries.

[Christopher Anthony]

Crystal: Thank god that everything that comes out of my mouth doesn't actually get posted to the website.

[Sara Marie]

cs erik: Stryx are for kids.

[Sara Marie]

redacted: [redacted]

robot chris: I should have stayed at lunch

ashley: the line was drawn and we ran a tank over it

redacted: [redacted]

redacted: [redacted]

robot chris: kitten

robot chris: guinea pig

robot chris: sparkles

robot chris: lasers

robot chris: sparkles

[Lamontius]

oh man I am so glad my parents did not name me redacted

[Sara Marie]

christopher: Because that door opens into a realm of horror the likes of which no sane mind can contemplate and remain unchanged.

[Lamontius]

so basically cosmo's office

j/k

I know you keep cosmo in the basement

[Jeff Erwin]

warehouse raptor

[zergtitan]

Jeff Erwin wrote:

warehouse raptor

1. Paizo needs to get one of those suits.

2. Paizo needs to film their warehouse staff working with those suits on and put it on YouTube.
3. James Jacobs will probably want to spend a day wearing that suit.

[Drock11]

Lamontius wrote:

so basically cosmo's office

It's either that or the door to the warehouse.

[Liz Courts]

Drock11 wrote:

Lamontius wrote:

so basically cosmo's office

It's either that or the door to the warehouse.

The Door goes to The Beyond. None can gaze upon it and not lose at least one SAN point.

[Lamontius]

Liz Courts wrote:

Drock11 wrote:

Lamontius wrote:

so basically cosmo's office

It's either that or the door to the warehouse.

The Door goes to The Beyond. None can gaze upon it and not lose at least one SAN point.

Okay I am just going to open this

It is just door no big d-

o̷͚̫̘͐ͫ̄̎ͩͨͤ̾͘ ̘͇̫͎͕̗̠͓̓͆͂͛̽i̠̙̖̘̿̽̓̉ͤn̟̺̼̽̑̓́́ͅv̴̫͙̦̣̳͂͑̈́̉̌ơ̙̰͙̙̺͍̙͓͛ͦͬ̐̏ͩ̑͡k̢̬͉̮͚̭̺͉̩̜͗ ̿ẽ͚͙̖͚͓̭̀ͨ̌͛̃͞ ̟̦͉̠̠̖̾̅̂ţ̖̥̩͉̺͍̅ͪ̃ͦ̅̑͗̕h̵̜̳̯̭̤̪̥̖̀̋ē̝̬̬͚ͧ̂ͤ͆ͦ̿ͮ͢ ̪̖̩̮̞͉͙̌̀͢͡ẖ̦̟̭̖͇̄̽̈̽̒i̷̇͋҉̰͉̝̗̺͕͈̜͟v̶̫͉̱̯̠̟ͬ̏ͅė̀ͭ͏͈͙͡-̷̤͕̹͎͕͕͕̏ͩ̉͝m͛ͩ̔ͯ͒́̈ ́͊͏͉̺͍͙͇̱͡ͅi̵̬̲ͩ̉ͮ̐̃̅̉͘͟n̗̩̼͌̉̅͠d̞̹̹̣ͦͭͣ̍̎͞ ̤̤̋ͣ͢͞͡ͅr̷̹͕͖͇͙͑ͥ̃̓͛ͭę̶̪̼͚͖̩̗̝̋ͪ̓ͦͯ̔̒ͅͅp̵̭̪̣̺̤̮͉͕͂̑ͪ͑͐͟͢r̨̛͖̝͈̙͎̻̼̋ͧ͆̊͗ͪ͠e̓ ̓̄͏͙̫̺̖̬s͍̟̼͉̳̎̑͊̋ͬ̊e̸̶ͯͭ͋̿͐ͦͤͦͅn̥̠̯͔͚̱̿̒ͭ̇ț̷̵͙͎̲̟̯̣͉̪͛ͯͧ͌̂̾̂͌͠i̘̯͉̭̰ͪ̃ͪͬ̾͡ n̸̬̪͎̥ͩ͒ͬͣ̔ͮ̊g̠̘͎̻̠ͩ̇ͦ͑̕ ̶̰̊̏̀̚͟ç̟̩̮͉̩͒̄̆̂̌h̶̷̰̦̪ͩͣ̈́̍ḁ͙͚̰̮̬̞ͨ̾̃̿̕̕o̙̬̰̥̺̾ͥ̀͝ͅs͓̤̮̯͙ͮͮ͂́.͙̮̻̟̽͑̉̅̏ͮ͋ ͢
̻͐̈̋̀̈́̑͆͊ͅI͓͔͈͕̮͊͑́n̑̅͑̓ͦ͢҉͈̞v͔̥ͩ͊̋́͞ǫ̛͚̼͚̓́̈́̌̆̎̐͞k̾͞҉͚̱͓͕͖͓͈̮i̠͈͇̠̬̥̟ͩ̍̀ ̿ͥ̽̉͋̕nͫ͂́̌͏̹̝̜̣͙̼̖̝̝́g͇͔̞͉̓̇ͮ̍́̂̿̀ ̧̪͍͉̦̹͎̭ͥͦ̀̊ͪ͗ͅt̵̗̻͉̳͉͌̐ͩ͌̊h̫͉̩̤͙̝̳̥͌͊̀̎ȩ̖̳ͩ ͔̫͚̈̋̿̀f̷̣̻̀̌͋̇͐e̩͙̦͛̎ͧę͔͔̘͋̐̉̔̓̀l̸̴̤͔͉̪̺͉̽͠i̻̺͉̩̩ͨͬ̓ņ̷̮̼̜̰͚͕͈́̎̽̓͠ͅg̴̠̼͚͕̋ ͯ̎͛ͮ̒ͦ̚ ̗̝ͯ̒ͦ͋̚o̵̱̱̼̜̲̞̓͐̇̄́ͅf͚͔͂͐̅̓́͢͝ͅ ̢̛͖̖̥̲͚͍̮̈ͪ̓̕ͅc̹͙ͪͪ̔́̌ͪ̋̓̌h̼̲̻̖̣̏ͩ̈́̂ͅâͯ̐̏͌͏҉͓̳̰̖̀ͅo̙̟̔̍͑ͦͯ̕ş͐ͣͪ́͞҉̘̮͚.̵̷̱̬ ͮ̐̈ͮ
̺̩͌̽ͩ̔͒ͯ̉́͘W̸̧͕̭̽̈ͦ̀i̫͍͉̓̿̀͊̍̑͘͠t̺̬̬̬ͩ̓́ͯ̇́̅́h̪̭̻̪̣̣̖̭ͫ̒͂͝ ̖͖͙͉̯̳̥̤̯̉̑ͥ̐ͮͪo̶̮̠̝̳͔͇ͬ̓̽u̢̜̻͍̥ͫ̍͊̀t̵̝̼͕̠͙̣͊ͨ͒͋ͨ͡ͅ ̰̟̬̜͑̓̀ǫ̥̰̠̥̺͍͚̱̠ͩ͑̈́̿͠r͇̗͔̻̺͓ͧͦ̐ͅd̡͇̉͆eͤ͂ͬͣ̈̒̑ͬ͘͏̗̖̗̳̠r̮̫͉̈͗́͠.̡̛̰̫̃̈̋̉ͯͯ̑ ̓͟
̪̩̙͕̖̰̥̭̌̉ͥͮ̓ͯͪ͗́T̵͈͉̮̱ͦ̾̇̍̊́̃̔ḩ̻̬͍͉̏͗͑̋ͤ͛ͭͩ͘̕ȩ̪̗̗̘̭̔͛ͤ͒̓͞ ̸̪̭͕̱͔͑͑̉̍N̏̈́̌̆̄̈҉̦̖͕̗́ẹ̼ͩ̎̋̉ͨ̿̊z̸̖̹̦̿̈̽p̢̭̖̝͖̹ͫͬe̛̬̲̭͂͋̈̒ŗ̦̞̙̺̙̱̈́ͪͯͅd̢̗̝ ͐͂̅̏ͭ̚i̵̻͔̞ͧ̂̐̿ͩ̄ͪ̏ą̘̬̯ͪͭͫṅ̤̬̄̽͆̑̈́ͣ̃̀ ̷̷̜͓̜̄͛h̞̜̦̞̽̈ͨ̔͂̚͟͞ͅï̩̦̳ͧ̍̌̒̉̎͐̕v̸̜̻͕̪̱͔ͯ͑̎͂̔ͦ́ẹ̼͈̻͚̜͒̊͝-̷̼̦͕̥̲͓̜͐͜mͫ̚͝͠҉̭ ͈̱̗̱̼̰̣i̶̧̼̲̣̬̟̙͒̒͑͋ͭ̀ͫn͚͑͟͡ͅd̛͎͔͔͓͙͐͗ͯͤ͝ ̢̞͈̖͔̝̹̾̑͊́̚o̧͚̳̱͈̠̠ͮ͊̈́́͠f̪͈̎ͩ̇͝ ̭͇̲̩ͥͪ̔̎͊ͯ͒͂͘c̥̭̤̣͇̝̓̂̽ͩ̍ͪͅh̴̴̭̼̉͘a̙̦̣̺ͬ͊̇̒ͦơ̶̦̯ͣͅs̯̺̓͐̐ͥͩ͒̎͢.̰͌ͫ͒͌ͩ ̨̰̰̺̬ͭC̭̱͐ͥ̿oͣͬ̅͏̷͍̟͜s͕̣̜͔̣͌͘͘m͔̟̖ͥͯ͂͘ỏ̪ͤ̈̔͆͑͆̾̈́͢.̸̡͍̟͇̣̟̲̫̍̄̈́.͖̱͖̮͓͊ͦ̏ͮ̀ ͢
̸͍̖̣̞̯ͭͩ̆ͭ͌̌̎H̐̀ͧ̄͘͏̢̤̝͉̱͈̣̰̖ȩ͔̮̩ͪ̏ͩ̚ ̬͈̬̤͇͒ͯ͌͑͆̚͞w͓̿̉͟h̭̩͎̼̗͎̼͉̮̋̊̎͑ͧ̒ͣ̉̇͘ō̸̩̱̮̯͎̱̝͎̻ͬ̆ͪ͗ͭ͐ͤͩ̕ ̴̣̭̟̍͆͌ͪ́͡Wͤ̔ͪ̐̓҉̯͇͝å̂ͧ҉̗̜̝̟̞͖͕į̠̱͚͆̆͂̑̊̊t̵̩͖̗̠̟̖̜̍̃͑ş̧͔͔ͮͪ̑ ̡̦̗͖͓͉͍̑̅͊̓̊ͦ͢B̜̙̮͎͙̱̖̮ͦ̔͝ͅe̼̤̩͓̳̪̫̝̪ͮ͑ͭ̎̍̂́ͨ͝͝h̫͖̓̄̔̑̐̀i̷͙͈̮̹̯̿͑͑͐̾̀n͚̦̣͕̗ ̉̔̅̉ͫͮͪ̒ͯ͘͟d̥̭̱̬̭͕̖̣ͥ͗͒ͯͦ̎̚ ̭͕̰͗̉̀ͮͯ͟͞͞Ț̶̨̢̬ͬ͑ͮh͑̎ͫ̾̃͒̂͊͒͡҉̝͓e̸̪̜̪̫̲̰͚̺̞͐͂̓́͒̇̍̏̕ ̛̭́ͩ̇̓͝W̯̞͍ͨ̉̇̽͂̂ͬ́á͎͚͕̖̩̩̟̂ͮͯ͂̃̾̚l̳̝̭̝̐̒̎l̦̙̟͕̝̺̭̭̩̀̂̋ͧ̎.͍͇̲̤͈͓̥̈́̆ͫ̎ͤ͒͋͢͝
̴̣̼̞̟͙̮͉̘̣́̔̓C̱̼̗̥̝͊͐̔ͦ̋͗̊̀͘O̸̸̺̥͋͒ͩ̎S̷̷̶̬̤̈́̊ͪM̨͎̭̠̆͌͋͑̑̂́O̡̱̰ͭͨ̊!̼͕̬̝̩͙͖ͯ ͛̈̀͝

AGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Jessica Price]

How do you keep doing that!?

[Adam Daigle]

I'm pretty sure he's haunted.

[Mikaze]

Cosmo = Zalgo?

Spoiler:

S͏̳̻̗ḙ̛̳͓̩͍̝̰e͕͚m͙̦̬̖̹̙͜s̘͔̫̕ ̮̥̬̩̟̘le̴̱̼̮͚̫̙̬g͡i͕̖ṯ͚͚ͅ.̗̪͎̭͔ͅ

[Mikaze]

Jessica Price wrote:

How do you keep doing that!?

HE COMES:

Cosmic Horror meme. :)

[Jessica Price]

Mikaze wrote:

Jessica Price wrote:

How do you keep doing that!?

** spoiler omitted **

Mind. Blown.

[Kajehase]

I͔̝'̬͖̰͉̬̫̯͠m̤̯̙̤ ͎̰͙̩̜̮̼a͙̯͈̻̯ l̴̯͙̗̖i͓t̸̗͖̰̞̘t̡̙͍͎l͔̘͔͎͔ͅe̟̪͙̫͓ͅ ̬ͅͅt͔̜e҉͇̲a̴̭̭͉̮p̴̜̱̫̳͈̦̙ot̘͉̠̠̬̬́,̕ ̘̼̹sh͈͍́o̰͡rt ̞̜͖̘ą̲̱̺͇͓n̗͈̬̮̟̹̩d͏̦͙͈ ̥̦͇̩̯̦͞s̨̘̮͍̳̫t̘͍̯̞͍͍o̡̹͚u̧̻͚t.͓
H͞e̷̤̗͖͔̬͖ṟ̦e ͚̕i̝͇͚̝͚s̱ ̬͔͕͙̘ͅm҉̗̰y̱̼̩̙͍͉͔ ͓̹̼͈͖h͔͔̺̬̺̥̘̕a͏n̹̭͠d̠̫̩̼̫l̘̰̰͔̥̞e̘̪͎̦̭̲,͏̫̱̜̝̪̮̻ ͉̟̙ͅh̼̗̹̯e̼͕ͅr̤̦̳̠̳̪͟ͅe̢͓͕͕͔ ̸̤̱͚̱̟͔i̡̮͓̻̫̬̼s̛̹̘̥ ͏m̱͚͈y̧ ҉s̖p̼̬͕͙̭̰o̹u͉̫̮̲͔͍͞t҉͇̦̤̘̘̪̯
ͅW̼̞̭̝͕͓͠ḩ̺̜̭̫̗͉̖èn̤͢ ̩I̻͈̭ ̙̝͇̜g̜̺̖̰e̘̘ṯ̳͚ ̳̟̩̀a̺ͅll̵̗̰ ̹̮s̡̞̻̥͎t҉͍̙e̬̭̮̝a̻̲͕̠̭̞͎m͚̗̙̼̬̺͝ͅe̛d̩̤̮̰ ̧̜̗ͅu̪͚p,҉̻̯̫̪̘͉̘ ̥̟̯ḥẹa͏̭̯͎ŗ̰̼͎͙̙ͅ ̗̫̜͇̰̣m̫̰̖͕̰̪̕è͍ ̱͉̫͟s̠͝h̭͈̯o̺̞͉͓̤͡u̦̟̬̦t̷͔̖̺

[Lamontius]

oh sure ruin the mystique

this is like when people find out the criss angel is just like a dude with a lot of eyeliner and piano wire instead of like actually filled with creepy magical gothic powers

[Tels]

Well, James Jacobs did spoil some of the Wrath of the Righteous AP for Mikaze. Perhaps Mikaze was just testing out some of that new found Wrath on us?

[Orthos]

Lamontius wrote:

oh sure ruin the mystique

this is like when people find out the criss angel is just like a dude with a lot of eyeliner and piano wire instead of like actually filled with creepy magical gothic powers

STOP RUININ MY MIRACLES MAN

[Cosmo]

Lamontius wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Drock11 wrote:

Lamontius wrote:

so basically cosmo's office

It's either that or the door to the warehouse.

The Door goes to The Beyond. None can gaze upon it and not lose at least one SAN point.

Okay I am just going to open this

It is just door no big d-

o̷͚̫̘͐ͫ̄̎ͩͨͤ̾͘ ̘͇̫͎͕̗̠͓̓͆͂͛̽i̠̙̖̘̿̽̓̉ͤn̟̺̼̽̑̓́́ͅv̴̫͙̦̣̳͂͑̈́̉̌ơ̙̰͙̙̺͍̙͓͛ͦͬ̐̏ͩ̑͡k̢̬͉̮͚̭̺͉̩̜͗ ̿ẽ͚͙̖͚͓̭̀ͨ̌͛̃͞ ̟̦͉̠̠̖̾̅̂ţ̖̥̩͉̺͍̅ͪ̃ͦ̅̑͗̕h̵̜̳̯̭̤̪̥̖̀̋ē̝̬̬͚ͧ̂ͤ͆ͦ̿ͮ͢ ̪̖̩̮̞͉͙̌̀͢͡ẖ̦̟̭̖͇̄̽̈̽̒i̷̇͋҉̰͉̝̗̺͕͈̜͟v̶̫͉̱̯̠̟ͬ̏ͅė̀ͭ͏͈͙͡-̷̤͕̹͎͕͕͕̏ͩ̉͝m͛ͩ̔ͯ͒́̈ ́͊͏͉̺͍͙͇̱͡ͅi̵̬̲ͩ̉ͮ̐̃̅̉͘͟n̗̩̼͌̉̅͠d̞̹̹̣ͦͭͣ̍̎͞ ̤̤̋ͣ͢͞͡ͅr̷̹͕͖͇͙͑ͥ̃̓͛ͭę̶̪̼͚͖̩̗̝̋ͪ̓ͦͯ̔̒ͅͅp̵̭̪̣̺̤̮͉͕͂̑ͪ͑͐͟͢r̨̛͖̝͈̙͎̻̼̋ͧ͆̊͗ͪ͠e̓ ̓̄͏͙̫̺̖̬s͍̟̼͉̳̎̑͊̋ͬ̊e̸̶ͯͭ͋̿͐ͦͤͦͅn̥̠̯͔͚̱̿̒ͭ̇ț̷̵͙͎̲̟̯̣͉̪͛ͯͧ͌̂̾̂͌͠i̘̯͉̭̰ͪ̃ͪͬ̾͡ n̸̬̪͎̥ͩ͒ͬͣ̔ͮ̊g̠̘͎̻̠ͩ̇ͦ͑̕ ̶̰̊̏̀̚͟ç̟̩̮͉̩͒̄̆̂̌h̶̷̰̦̪ͩͣ̈́̍ḁ͙͚̰̮̬̞ͨ̾̃̿̕̕o̙̬̰̥̺̾ͥ̀͝ͅs͓̤̮̯͙ͮͮ͂́.͙̮̻̟̽͑̉̅̏ͮ͋ ͢
̻͐̈̋̀̈́̑͆͊ͅI͓͔͈͕̮͊͑́n̑̅͑̓ͦ͢҉͈̞v͔̥ͩ͊̋́͞ǫ̛͚̼͚̓́̈́̌̆̎̐͞k̾͞҉͚̱͓͕͖͓͈̮i̠͈͇̠̬̥̟ͩ̍̀ ̿ͥ̽̉͋̕nͫ͂́̌͏̹̝̜̣͙̼̖̝̝́g͇͔̞͉̓̇ͮ̍́̂̿̀ ̧̪͍͉̦̹͎̭ͥͦ̀̊ͪ͗ͅt̵̗̻͉̳͉͌̐ͩ͌̊h̫͉̩̤͙̝̳̥͌͊̀̎ȩ̖̳ͩ ͔̫͚̈̋̿̀f̷̣̻̀̌͋̇͐e̩͙̦͛̎ͧę͔͔̘͋̐̉̔̓̀l̸̴̤͔͉̪̺͉̽͠i̻̺͉̩̩ͨͬ̓ņ̷̮̼̜̰͚͕͈́̎̽̓͠ͅg̴̠̼͚͕̋ ͯ̎͛ͮ̒ͦ̚ ̗̝ͯ̒ͦ͋̚o̵̱̱̼̜̲̞̓͐̇̄́ͅf͚͔͂͐̅̓́͢͝ͅ ̢̛͖̖̥̲͚͍̮̈ͪ̓̕ͅc̹͙ͪͪ̔́̌ͪ̋̓̌h̼̲̻̖̣̏ͩ̈́̂ͅâͯ̐̏͌͏҉͓̳̰̖̀ͅo̙̟̔̍͑ͦͯ̕ş͐ͣͪ́͞҉̘̮͚.̵̷̱̬ ͮ̐̈ͮ
̺̩͌̽ͩ̔͒ͯ̉́͘W̸̧͕̭̽̈ͦ̀i̫͍͉̓̿̀͊̍̑͘͠t̺̬̬̬ͩ̓́ͯ̇́̅́h̪̭̻̪̣̣̖̭ͫ̒͂͝ ̖͖͙͉̯̳̥̤̯̉̑ͥ̐ͮͪo̶̮̠̝̳͔͇ͬ̓̽u̢̜̻͍̥ͫ̍͊̀t̵̝̼͕̠͙̣͊ͨ͒͋ͨ͡ͅ ̰̟̬̜͑̓̀ǫ̥̰̠̥̺͍͚̱̠ͩ͑̈́̿͠r͇̗͔̻̺͓ͧͦ̐ͅd̡͇̉͆eͤ͂ͬͣ̈̒̑ͬ͘͏̗̖̗̳̠r̮̫͉̈͗́͠.̡̛̰̫̃̈̋̉ͯͯ̑ ̓͟
̪̩̙͕̖̰̥̭̌̉ͥͮ̓ͯͪ͗́T̵͈͉̮̱ͦ̾̇̍̊́̃̔ḩ̻̬͍͉̏͗͑̋ͤ͛ͭͩ͘̕ȩ̪̗̗̘̭̔͛ͤ͒̓͞ ̸̪̭͕̱͔͑͑̉̍N̏̈́̌̆̄̈҉̦̖͕̗́ẹ̼ͩ̎̋̉ͨ̿̊z̸̖̹̦̿̈̽p̢̭̖̝͖̹ͫͬe̛̬̲̭͂͋̈̒ŗ̦̞̙̺̙̱̈́ͪͯͅd̢̗̝ ͐͂̅̏ͭ̚i̵̻͔̞ͧ̂̐̿ͩ̄ͪ̏ą̘̬̯ͪͭͫṅ̤̬̄̽͆̑̈́ͣ̃̀ ̷̷̜͓̜̄͛h̞̜̦̞̽̈ͨ̔͂̚͟͞ͅï̩̦̳ͧ̍̌̒̉̎͐̕v̸̜̻͕̪̱͔ͯ͑̎͂̔ͦ́ẹ̼͈̻͚̜͒̊͝-̷̼̦͕̥̲͓̜͐͜mͫ̚͝͠҉̭ ͈̱̗̱̼̰̣i̶̧̼̲̣̬̟̙͒̒͑͋ͭ̀ͫn͚͑͟͡ͅd̛͎͔͔͓͙͐͗ͯͤ͝ ̢̞͈̖͔̝̹̾̑͊́̚o̧͚̳̱͈̠̠ͮ͊̈́́͠f̪͈̎ͩ̇͝ ̭͇̲̩ͥͪ̔̎͊ͯ͒͂͘c̥̭̤̣͇̝̓̂̽ͩ̍ͪͅh̴̴̭̼̉͘a̙̦̣̺ͬ͊̇̒ͦơ̶̦̯ͣͅs̯̺̓͐̐ͥͩ͒̎͢.̰͌ͫ͒͌ͩ ̨̰̰̺̬ͭC̭̱͐ͥ̿oͣͬ̅͏̷͍̟͜s͕̣̜͔̣͌͘͘m͔̟̖ͥͯ͂͘ỏ̪ͤ̈̔͆͑͆̾̈́͢.̸̡͍̟͇̣̟̲̫̍̄̈́.͖̱͖̮͓͊ͦ̏ͮ̀ ͢
̸͍̖̣̞̯ͭͩ̆ͭ͌̌̎H̐̀ͧ̄͘͏̢̤̝͉̱͈̣̰̖ȩ͔̮̩ͪ̏ͩ̚ ̬͈̬̤͇͒ͯ͌͑͆̚͞w͓̿̉͟h̭̩͎̼̗͎̼͉̮̋̊̎͑ͧ̒ͣ̉̇͘ō̸̩̱̮̯͎̱̝͎̻ͬ̆ͪ͗ͭ͐ͤͩ̕ ̴̣̭̟̍͆͌ͪ́͡Wͤ̔ͪ̐̓҉̯͇͝å̂ͧ҉̗̜̝̟̞͖͕į̠̱͚͆̆͂̑̊̊t̵̩͖̗̠̟̖̜̍̃͑ş̧͔͔ͮͪ̑...

I wouldn't say I was waiting, per se...

[Fabius Maximus]

Kajehase wrote:

I͔̝'̬͖̰͉̬̫̯͠m̤̯̙̤ ͎̰͙̩̜̮̼a͙̯͈̻̯ l̴̯͙̗̖i͓t̸̗͖̰̞̘t̡̙͍͎l͔̘͔͎͔ͅe̟̪͙̫͓ͅ ̬ͅͅt͔̜e҉͇̲a̴̭̭͉̮p̴̜̱̫̳͈̦̙ot̘͉̠̠̬̬́,̕ ̘̼̹sh͈͍́o̰͡rt ̞̜͖̘ą̲̱̺͇͓n̗͈̬̮̟̹̩d͏̦͙͈ ̥̦͇̩̯̦͞s̨̘̮͍̳̫t̘͍̯̞͍͍o̡̹͚u̧̻͚t.͓

H͞e̷̤̗͖͔̬͖ṟ̦e ͚̕i̝͇͚̝͚s̱ ̬͔͕͙̘ͅm҉̗̰y̱̼̩̙͍͉͔ ͓̹̼͈͖h͔͔̺̬̺̥̘̕a͏n̹̭͠d̠̫̩̼̫l̘̰̰͔̥̞e̘̪͎̦̭̲,͏̫̱̜̝̪̮̻ ͉̟̙ͅh̼̗̹̯e̼͕ͅr̤̦̳̠̳̪͟ͅe̢͓͕͕͔ ̸̤̱͚̱̟͔i̡̮͓̻̫̬̼s̛̹̘̥ ͏m̱͚͈y̧ ҉s̖p̼̬͕͙̭̰o̹u͉̫̮̲͔͍͞t҉͇̦̤̘̘̪̯
ͅW̼̞̭̝͕͓͠ḩ̺̜̭̫̗͉̖èn̤͢ ̩I̻͈̭ ̙̝͇̜g̜̺̖̰e̘̘ṯ̳͚ ̳̟̩̀a̺ͅll̵̗̰ ̹̮s̡̞̻̥͎t҉͍̙e̬̭̮̝a̻̲͕̠̭̞͎m͚̗̙̼̬̺͝ͅe̛d̩̤̮̰ ̧̜̗ͅu̪͚p,҉̻̯̫̪̘͉̘ ̥̟̯ḥẹa͏̭̯͎ŗ̰̼͎͙̙ͅ ̗̫̜͇̰̣m̫̰̖͕̰̪̕è͍ ̱͉̫͟s̠͝h̭͈̯o̺̞͉͓̤͡u̦̟̬̦t̷͔̖̺

Shouldn't it be:

sc͍̹̳̫͈̝̰r̝̙͙͖̫̖̘͜e҉͉̥͇̞̠̭̥a̦̜̗̺̦̭ͅm̘!̩͍̩̤̮ ?
̼̦̹͔̠

[Ross Byers]

These look even weirder in the X new mouseovers.

[Sara Marie]

sara marie: :D

ashley: oooooo. preeeeetty.

sara marie: This one is my fav.

cs erik: I <3 his ezren portrait.

[zergtitan]

Sara Marie wrote:

cs erik: I <3 his ezren portrait.

So that's where Sean Connery has been. He's become a wizard.

[Drock11]

At least it's more appropriate than Sean Connery's last RPG gig. That being posing as Elminster in the 3.5 Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting.

Liz Courts wrote:

The Door goes to The Beyond. None can gaze upon it and not lose at least one SAN point.

So,...those already out of sanity have nothing to worry about. That's a relief. I was getting worried there.

[Chris Lambertz]

Crystal *sparkles*

[JMD031]

Crystal is a Vampire. Give her a steak!

[Angsty, the Androgynous Vampire]

JMD031 wrote:

Crystal is a Vampire. Give her a steak!

Hey, guy. Why are you trying to stake all the vampires? We just wanna sparkle and stalk Bella. Lay off.

Oh, you said steak. I don't eat meat.

[Fabius Maximus]

Angsty, the Androgynous Vampire wrote:

JMD031 wrote:

Crystal is a Vampire. Give her a steak!

Hey, guy. Why are you trying to stake all the vampires? We just wanna sparkle and stalk Bella. Lay off.

Oh, you said steak. I don't eat meat.

But do you drink... wine?

[Ibrahim al-Aziz-Zaman Faysal]

Angsty, the Androgynous Vampire wrote:

JMD031 wrote:

Crystal is a Vampire. Give her a steak!

Hey, guy. Why are you trying to stake all the vampires? We just wanna sparkle and stalk Bella. Lay off.

The younger generation disgusts me.

[Elegy Medvyed]

Ibrahim al-Aziz-Zaman Faysal wrote:

Angsty, the Androgynous Vampire wrote:

JMD031 wrote:

Crystal is a Vampire. Give her a steak!

Hey, guy. Why are you trying to stake all the vampires? We just wanna sparkle and stalk Bella. Lay off.

The younger generation disgusts me.

Why don't you all f-f-f-fade away...

[Sara Marie]

liz: So you're saying that you'll be a devil in the hereafter?

ashley: i bend figures to my will, so i would be down for doing that with souls.

[Sara Marie]

crystal: is it just me, or does "Frolicking tapirs!" sound like a G-rated expletive a silver age superhero should shout?

[Gary Teter]

Lissa: I must have missed statblocks when I expunged pants from my system.