This is a bizarre headache/neckache that has, at this point, lasted for a month.
just cast heal. that fixes everything.
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christopher: Man, that Product page is like a swiss army knife that randomly unfolds larger and more cryptic swiss army knifes.
gary: some of the functions in there are hidden behind a tesseract
lissa: Do not look directly into the tesseract.
christopher: The Tech Team reminds you that the tesseract will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the tesseract does speak, the Tech Team urges you to disregard it's advice.
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You sound kinda familiar. Don't I know you from somewhere?
You're lucky your daughter is so considerate! It's not a migraine, actually; I get those, but I've been getting them since I was about your daughter's age, so I'm used to dealing with them. This is a bizarre headache/neckache that has, at this point, lasted for a month.
But I'm scheduled for some tests, and I'm sure it will go away at some point.
I do appreciate everyone's concern, though! It's very sweet. :-)
I suffered from a birth defect called Arnold-Chiari Malformation. Constant migraine (in men I think they are called cluster headaches), balance issues, and many other things. Not to sound alarmist...but an MRI on the neck and head couldn't hurt.
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Wes: When this is all over, I'm going to have a drink and murder a hobo.
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Sean: Some people don't get their syphilis treated in time and get legions on their brains and then their thinking suffers.
Mark: This got personal real fast, Sean.
John: How do you know about this, Sean?
Sean: I know a lot of things that I haven't personally experienced. I, for example, know about the female orgasm, and yet have never experienced one. I also know about childbirth. Not gonna happen.
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Sean: Some people don't get their syphilis treated in time and get legions on their brains and then their thinking suffers.
Did he mean lesions, instead of legions? Cause it'd be kind of cool to have legions on their brains. I mean, someone with legions on their brain could say something like, "SEND FORTH My ARMY!" and have their skull open up, pouring forth an army in a horrific and gruesome manner.
From that point on, no one would EVER mess with that guy.
Sean: Some people don't get their syphilis treated in time and get legions on their brains and then their thinking suffers.Did he mean lesions, instead of legions? Cause it'd be kind of cool to have legions on their brains. I mean, someone with legions on their brain could say something like, "SEND FORTH My ARMY!" and have their skull open up, pouring forth an army in a horrific and gruesome manner.
From that point on, no one would EVER mess with that guy.
Even worse ... the army pours forth from beneath his writhing scalp, an army of winged amoeba flying forth to eat his enemies' brains by way of soft tissue invasion ...
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Even worse ... the army pours forth from beneath his writhing scalp, an army of winged amoeba flying forth to eat his enemies' brains by way of soft tissue invasion ...Sean: Some people don't get their syphilis treated in time and get legions on their brains and then their thinking suffers.Did he mean lesions, instead of legions? Cause it'd be kind of cool to have legions on their brains. I mean, someone with legions on their brain could say something like, "SEND FORTH My ARMY!" and have their skull open up, pouring forth an army in a horrific and gruesome manner.
From that point on, no one would EVER mess with that guy.
It's like some bizarre crossbreed of Athena leaping fully-formed from Zeus's skull, Aliens chestbursters, and The Thing.
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It's like some bizarre crossbreed of Athena leaping fully-formed from Zeus's skull, Aliens chestbursters, and The Thing.Even worse ... the army pours forth from beneath his writhing scalp, an army of winged amoeba flying forth to eat his enemies' brains by way of soft tissue invasion ...Sean: Some people don't get their syphilis treated in time and get legions on their brains and then their thinking suffers.Did he mean lesions, instead of legions? Cause it'd be kind of cool to have legions on their brains. I mean, someone with legions on their brain could say something like, "SEND FORTH My ARMY!" and have their skull open up, pouring forth an army in a horrific and gruesome manner.
From that point on, no one would EVER mess with that guy.
I think we have a candidate for Bestiary 5.
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I think we have a candidate for Bestiary 5.It's like some bizarre crossbreed of Athena leaping fully-formed from Zeus's skull, Aliens chestbursters, and The Thing.Even worse ... the army pours forth from beneath his writhing scalp, an army of winged amoeba flying forth to eat his enemies' brains by way of soft tissue invasion ...Sean: Some people don't get their syphilis treated in time and get legions on their brains and then their thinking suffers.Did he mean lesions, instead of legions? Cause it'd be kind of cool to have legions on their brains. I mean, someone with legions on their brain could say something like, "SEND FORTH My ARMY!" and have their skull open up, pouring forth an army in a horrific and gruesome manner.
From that point on, no one would EVER mess with that guy.
I seem to recall Athena actually emerged when Zeus had a terrible headache (migraine?) and a swift trepaning was in order.
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Wes: When this is all over, I'm going to have a drink and murder a hobo.
Watch out, Murderhobos, the tables have turned!
I seem to recall Athena actually emerged when Zeus had a terrible headache (migraine?) and a swift trepaning was in order.I think we have a candidate for Bestiary 5.It's like some bizarre crossbreed of Athena leaping fully-formed from Zeus's skull, Aliens chestbursters, and The Thing.Even worse ... the army pours forth from beneath his writhing scalp, an army of winged amoeba flying forth to eat his enemies' brains by way of soft tissue invasion ...Sean: Some people don't get their syphilis treated in time and get legions on their brains and then their thinking suffers.Did he mean lesions, instead of legions? Cause it'd be kind of cool to have legions on their brains. I mean, someone with legions on their brain could say something like, "SEND FORTH My ARMY!" and have their skull open up, pouring forth an army in a horrific and gruesome manner.
From that point on, no one would EVER mess with that guy.
Yup. Hephaestus just conked him over the head with hammer and chisel until he cracked open and she jumped out.
Yup. Hephaestus just conked him over the head with hammer and chisel until he cracked open and she jumped out.I seem to recall Athena actually emerged when Zeus had a terrible headache (migraine?) and a swift trepaning was in order.I think we have a candidate for Bestiary 5.It's like some bizarre crossbreed of Athena leaping fully-formed from Zeus's skull, Aliens chestbursters, and The Thing.Even worse ... the army pours forth from beneath his writhing scalp, an army of winged amoeba flying forth to eat his enemies' brains by way of soft tissue invasion ...Sean: Some people don't get their syphilis treated in time and get legions on their brains and then their thinking suffers.Did he mean lesions, instead of legions? Cause it'd be kind of cool to have legions on their brains. I mean, someone with legions on their brain could say something like, "SEND FORTH My ARMY!" and have their skull open up, pouring forth an army in a horrific and gruesome manner.
From that point on, no one would EVER mess with that guy.
...After the part where Zeus swallowed his first wife because she was pregnant and he didn't want his 'son' to usurp him. Ain't mythology fun?
If you have Legion on the brain, you might need an exorcism.
I seem to recall Athena actually emerged when Zeus had a terrible headache (migraine?) and a swift trepaning was in order.
Oh, no, Jessica!
I just wanted my headache to go away.
The doctor refused to amputate, however.
On the other hand, getting a look inside Jessica's head could be interesting...
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Join the Treppa Nation!
Join the Treppa Nation!
That's a buck in the pun jar for you.
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Jessica: argrhrhr insufficient jalapenos
gary: well last year we tried giving the camera to the roomba but nobody liked all the ankle shotsAnd angling the camera up at people only causes sexual harassment suits.
Technically, shark-cameracat should be the one sued. Or his duck soundman.
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Cosmo I'm somehow changed. I feel somehow both enlightened, and diminished. I mostly want a POWERADE.
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Wes: There was the overture of doing the right thing.
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Patrick: Yes. I'm a timeless demon.
Sara Marie: also, i don't think a shark is going to survive long enough to eat people at 300mph.
Crystal: That's where we'll have to agree to disagree
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You're talking about Sharknado, weren't you?
That sounds like a SyFy movie.
Edit: Nevermind. It totally is a SyFy movie.
Cosmo I'm somehow changed. I feel somehow both enlightened, and diminished. I mostly want a POWERADE.
But does it have electrolytes? And does it come in Manana flavor?
So, does this turn into an "Overheard at PaizoCon" thread for the next few days, or is everyone going to be too busy?
So, does this turn into an "Overheard at PaizoCon" thread for the next few days, or is everyone going to be too busy?What happens at paizocon stays at paizocon ;)
Not true there are recordings. ;)
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But by god, he should be.
But by god, he should be.
More of an Eidolon.
Build-your-own Cthulhu?