Overheard at the Paizo office

[Christopher Anthony]

Sara Marie: Christopher you are a genius

[Sara Marie]

Crystal: Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Horrific Medical Conditions of the Inner Sea

[Sara Marie]

crystal: I would require you to get me staggeringly drunk before every session, then clean up my tear puddles

cs erik: as long as the puddles are only tears

christopher: But are they bitter tears? Because Thursty pays good money for those.

liz: I hear he makes PFS specials out of 'em

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: if you fail... that dragon gets serious heartburn

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: and going to the bathroom got really dangerous

robot chris: because chances of getting eaten by a t-rex went up exponentially

[Sara Marie]

christopher: Russian roulette, but with burritos and a T-rex. I like your style

[Kassil]

Cosmo wrote:

Set wrote:

Cheapy wrote:

As subtle as a goblin!

pleasedon'tbanme

Cosmo's real name is Cosmo?

Wow, I thought it was just unpronounceable by human mouth-parts, and Cosmo was a nickname.

Well... correct on both counts, actually. "Cosmo" is as close as you're going get to my Truename.

Try me. I bet I can pronounce that horrific mess of a Truename.

[Sara Marie]

will: You can't throw bodies at every problem.

[Drejk]

Sara Marie wrote:

Crystal: Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Horrific Medical Conditions of the Inner Sea

Promise?!

[Chris Self]

Cosmo: Time for tickles!

Will: ...bad touch.

[Kassil]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Sara Marie: Christopher you are a genius

You know it's dangerous to let him get his ego inflated this soon.

[Sara Marie]

cs erik: I just hope that wild turkeys never get stated up, because those things are terrifying

[Alan Grant, Ph.D.]

Sara Marie wrote:

cs erik: I just hope that wild turkeys never get stated up, because those things are terrifying

Good to see the proper respect. They're evolved from velociraptors, you know.

[Christopher Anthony]

Crystal: If you didn't make these kinds of mistakes, I wouldn't have to hit you. I'd just do it for fun.

[Vic Wertz]

She's got a cane, and she knows how to use it.

[Jessica Price]

Chat room: [something clever]

Chris Lambertz: ^

Chris Lambertz: ^ ^

Chris Lambertz: ^ ^ ^

Chris Lambertz: ^

Chris Lambertz: ^

Liz Courts: ...Does anybody else want to play Asteroid for some reason?

Liz Courts: Maybe Space Invaders?

[Alu'Vien Darkstar]

Sara Marie wrote:

will: You can't throw bodies at every problem.

It's always worked for me before. Why stop now?

[TOZ]

Alu'Vien Darkstar wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

will: You can't throw bodies at every problem.

It's always worked for me before. Why stop now?

You must be a Venture Captain.

[Alu'Vien Darkstar]

TOZ wrote:

Alu'Vien Darkstar wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

will: You can't throw bodies at every problem.

It's always worked for me before. Why stop now?

You must be a Venture Captain.

Trade City Operator and Governess, and part-time Cult Leader, actually.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Alu'Vien Darkstar wrote:

TOZ wrote:

You must be a Venture Captain.

Trade City Operator and Governess, and part-time Cult Leader, actually.

Tomatoes, Torquemadas

[Jessica Price]

Christopher: I have Deadmau5 in my headphones. All is right with the world. Jessica's Sparklepocalypse cannot reach me here.

[JMD031]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Alu'Vien Darkstar wrote:

TOZ wrote:

You must be a Venture Captain.

Trade City Operator and Governess, and part-time Cult Leader, actually.

Tomatoes, Torquemadas

"You can't Torguemada anything!"

- Mel Brooks, History of the World: Part I.

[Christopher Anthony]

RoboChris: Nooo! That's not where that goes!

[Cosmo]

Liz: Get into his office for the candy, Chris.

Money Chris: I thought a lure of candy was my trick?

Liz: Cosmo has the creepy clown thing going for him.

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: infinitely large basket is full of cadburry eggs also

[Liz Courts]

Mika: When in doubt, dress like Solo.

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: lucky charm pony milkshake

[Sara Marie]

christopher: Mmm... sloth tea. Slow brewed for extra flavor.

[ulgulanoth]

Mika? who's Mika?

[Candlejack]

Fresh meat.

[thunderspirit]

Liz Courts wrote:

Mika: When in doubt, dress like Solo.

This is most effective when actually shooting first.

[Readerbreeder]

Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: infinitely large basket is full of cadburry eggs also

I want a Basket of Infinite Cadbury Eggs!

[Jeff Erwin]

thunderspirit wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Mika: When in doubt, dress like Solo.

This is most effective when actually shooting first.

Bloodstripes can be pretty intimidating to people who know what they are. No shooting required.

[Jessica Price]

Will: The downstairs cooler is fully functional and anatomically correct now.

[Sara Marie]

cosmo: I'm not sure I understand the question, but I think I answered it.

[Lamontius]

Jessica Price wrote:

Will: The downstairs cooler is fully functional and anatomically correct now.

#firstworldproblems

the upstairs cooler was too far away and offended aesthetic sensibilities

[Jessica Price]

Lamontius wrote:

Jessica Price wrote:

Will: The downstairs cooler is fully functional and anatomically correct now.

#firstworldproblems

the upstairs cooler was too far away and offended aesthetic sensibilities

More that it was missing parts essential for putting out liquid. :-)

[Lamontius]

oh okay, tear ducts, got it

wait

maybe I have been being too hard on my players lately

[Jessica Price]

Christopher Anthony digitally removes the eyeballs from all forum avatars.

Christopher Anthony: Fixed!

Cosmo: Muuuuch better.

Cosmo: Soulless black pits... all the way down.

Cosmo: reminds me of grade school

I am very curious about where he went to grade school.

[TOZ]

Jessica Price wrote:

Will: The downstairs cooler is fully functional and anatomically correct now.

You did NOT name your cooler 'Data', did you?

[Chemlak]

TOZ wrote:

Jessica Price wrote:

Will: The downstairs cooler is fully functional and anatomically correct now.

You did NOT name your cooler 'Data', did you?

I hear Cosmo does an amazing Tasha Yar, and...

Umm, someone pass the mind bleach, please.

[Sara Marie]

lissa: You don't get to call it armor unless it at least covers more than just the parts that people consider naughty.

[thunderspirit]

Sara Marie wrote:

lissa: You don't get to call it armor unless it at least covers more than just the parts that people consider naughty.

Chainmail bikini-free is the choice for me.

[Christopher Anthony]

Lissa: Knowing that mel gibson was put in his place by a dark god is somehow satisfying.
Sara Marie: kind of like children

[Sara Marie]

christopher: "Love Hydra" is definitely something from the Pathfinder Kama Sutra.

[Jessica Price]

Christopher: Just think of us as your personal surprise neti pot.

[Adam Daigle]

Chemlak wrote:

Umm, someone pass the mind bleach, please.

You need the mind bleach? I have to drink out of that thing.

[Cheapy]

Sara Marie wrote:

christopher: "Love Hydra" is definitely something from the Pathfinder Kama Sutra.

Thanks for spoiling the next Paizo Hardcover, Karel! <3

[Christopher Anthony]

Cheapy wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

christopher: "Love Hydra" is definitely something from the Pathfinder Kama Sutra.

Thanks for spoiling the next Paizo Hardcover, Karel! <3

It's going to be a soft cover made from velvet and featuring a snug slipcase. I think the production values rival the Rise of the Runelords Collector's Edition. You'll love it. Should be up for preorder in a couple weeks.

[Sara Marie]

jessica: NEVER ENTRUST WES WITH YOUR CHOCOLATE