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Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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Gary: Do not look a gift blood goblet in the mouth!

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Katina Davis wrote:
Gary: Do not look a gift blood goblet in the mouth!

... a goblet filled with blood or a goblet made of blood?

Paizo Employee Customer Service Manager

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Rysky wrote:
Katina Davis wrote:
Gary: Do not look a gift blood goblet in the mouth!
... a goblet filled with blood or a goblet made of blood?

Yes.

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Sara Marie wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Katina Davis wrote:
Gary: Do not look a gift blood goblet in the mouth!
... a goblet filled with blood or a goblet made of blood?
Yes.

Awesome.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Manager

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sara marie: Amiri's Meat Hut now serving: Braised Bulette with Butter Sauce

diego: Would eat

katina: Valeros’ Very Beery Battered Fish ’n’ Chips

sara marie: Ezren's Magic Missile Melontinis are ALWAYS a hit!

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... ow.

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Sara Marie wrote:
katina: Valeros’ Very Beery Battered Fish ’n’ Chips

I would assume they're both Very Beery and Very Battered.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Sara Marie: Now I feel bad for hoping you feel bad about me feeling bad that you feel bad.
Katina: That's okay, I usually feel bad for feeling bad so much.

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

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redacted: actually the trip into the toilet at PaizoCon has generated some weird effects on my phone

Paizo Employee Customer Service Manager

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diego: I laughed at that, but it was a laugh of despair not mirth

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Sara Marie wrote:
diego: I laughed at that, but it was a laugh of despair not mirth

Katina, please don't break the Diego.

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Katina: It’s the unspoken rule that whoever rides shotgun has to hold two phones for full Pokemon potential.

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Liz Courts wrote:
Katina: It’s the unspoken rule that whoever rides shotgun has to hold two phones for full Pokemon potential.

Yeah, they put that in place at my work too.


Liz Courts wrote:
Katina: It’s the unspoken rule that whoever rides shotgun has to hold two phones for full Pokemon potential.

Has anyone busted into the Paizo offices in pursuit of Charizard yet?

Community Manager

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Robot Chris: If that’s a reference to a book I did a report on using Cliffnotes, I don’t understand.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Gary: Telling a programmer "There's already a library to do X" is like telling a songwriter "there's already a song about love."

Paizo Employee Customer Service Manager

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gary: i'm sorry, i'm going to need that comment in gif form

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Christopher Anthony wrote:
Gary: Telling a programmer "There's already a library to do X" is like telling a songwriter "there's already a song about love."

I totally yoinked this line from here.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Robot Chris: and then my wardrobe got real weird

Community & Digital Content Director

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Gary wait
Gary BURGER SANTA

Paizo Employee Sales Associate

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Ashley: In mother paizo, pokénut eats you!

Paizo Employee Customer Service Manager

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ashley: some days you're a grenade launcher, and some days you're a machine gun.

liz: Or a flamethrower

diego: Haha!

...

sara marie: some days you're a bunker

...

sara marie: i should have had context before saying that

Paizo Employee Customer Service Manager

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gary: we'll totally have like 90 percent less abominatory elements by tomorrow

cort: It only takes one tentacle.

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redacted: i have several replies to that sentence, each of which will get me sent to hr

redacted: so give me a sec to select the best one

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Katina: I'm pretty sure the founding fathers specifically called out social media
Katina: they said to use the hashtag #freespeech
Katina: #suckitkinggeorge
Robot Chris: we hold these tweets to be self-evident

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diego: Why is that marshmallow pooping money?

katina: DON’T QUESTION IT JUST TAKE THE MONEY

Dark Archive Software Developer

Mmm... marshmallow poop.

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

Redacted: Somebody needs to find out if that was intentional or just an Excel "mishap."

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redacted: I'm pooping out for luck before the 1pm meeting

...

redacted: *popping

...

redacted: *lunch

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-_-

What's with all the s#$*ty jokes?

Edit: ... dammit Katina!

Dark Archive

So are we no moving from blaming Cosmo to blaming Katina? Is that what is hip now?

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What, no! There's nothing to blame Katina for (and even if there was you would still need to Blame Cosmo), she's just bubbly and infectious.

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Rysky wrote:
What, no! There's nothing to blame Katina for (and even if there was you would still need to Blame Cosmo), she's just bubbly and infectious.

I AM ALSO BUBBLY AND INFECTIOUS BUT NOT IN THE PLEASANT WAY.

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The Computer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
What, no! There's nothing to blame Katina for (and even if there was you would still need to Blame Cosmo), she's just bubbly and infectious.
I AM ALSO BUBBLY AND INFECTIOUS BUT NOT IN THE PLEASANT WAY.

Yep, you're the sulfur kind. Katina is more cotton candy.

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ulgulanoth wrote:
So are we no moving from blaming Cosmo to blaming Katina? Is that what is hip now?

From what I understand, I am to blame for most puns and bad jokes in general. (Robot Chris has told me that, because of my predisposition to make people laugh begrudgingly, I am destined to be a dad so that I can harness the power of all the dad jokes.)

Cosmo (and all iterations thereof) is just to blame for... pretty much everything else.

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Katina Davis wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
So are we no moving from blaming Cosmo to blaming Katina? Is that what is hip now?

From what I understand, I am to blame for most puns and bad jokes in general. (Robot Chris has told me that, because of my predisposition to make people laugh begrudgingly, I am destined to be a dad so that I can harness the power of all the dad jokes.)

Cosmo (and all iterations thereof) is just to blame for... pretty much everything.

Do eet. Embarrass your future cotton candy spawn.

(Also ftfy)


The Computer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
What, no! There's nothing to blame Katina for (and even if there was you would still need to Blame Cosmo), she's just bubbly and infectious.
I AM ALSO BUBBLY AND INFECTIOUS BUT NOT IN THE PLEASANT WAY.

Let me guess, your running Windows 10....

As that does fit the description of your symptoms.


RHMG Animator wrote:
The Computer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
What, no! There's nothing to blame Katina for (and even if there was you would still need to Blame Cosmo), she's just bubbly and infectious.
I AM ALSO BUBBLY AND INFECTIOUS BUT NOT IN THE PLEASANT WAY.
Let me guess, your running Windows 10....

Nope. Microsoft Bob.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Manager

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katina: If you’re telling me that Cosmo is actually the mascot from a forgotten cereal brand... I could probably believe that.

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Robot Chris: this is almost like the day I discovered you could subscribe to beef jerky

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Sara Marie wrote:
katina: If you’re telling me that Cosmo is actually the mascot from a forgotten cereal brand... I could probably believe that.

Was it King Vitaman?

No—wait... I bet it was Sugar Krinkles!


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Vic Wertz wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
katina: If you’re telling me that Cosmo is actually the mascot from a forgotten cereal brand... I could probably believe that.

Was it King Vitaman?

No—wait... I bet it was Sugar Krinkles!

I would go with the second one as well.

...

Wait, was the FallOut series inspired by something Cosmo did?


Vic Wertz wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
katina: If you’re telling me that Cosmo is actually the mascot from a forgotten cereal brand... I could probably believe that.

Was it King Vitaman?

No—wait... I bet it was Sugar Krinkles!

Creapy commercial featuring Krinkles the Clown.


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I remember King Vitamin cereal. You could let it soak in milk for hours, and it would still be crunchy enough to cut the insides of your cheek.

Delicious.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:

I remember King Vitamin cereal. You could let it soak in milk for hours, and it would still be crunchy enough to cut the insides of your cheek.

Delicious.

I thought that was Captain Crunch.


Treppa wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:

I remember King Vitamin cereal. You could let it soak in milk for hours, and it would still be crunchy enough to cut the insides of your cheek.

Delicious.

I thought that was Captain Crunch.

Nah. Captain Crunch will eventually go soggy. Eventually.


gran rey de los mono wrote:
Treppa wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:

I remember King Vitamin cereal. You could let it soak in milk for hours, and it would still be crunchy enough to cut the insides of your cheek.

Delicious.

I thought that was Captain Crunch.
Nah. Captain Crunch will eventually go soggy. Eventually.

5 minutes... and in 5 more minutes, the old granny can eat them even without her dentures.


Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Treppa wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:

I remember King Vitamin cereal. You could let it soak in milk for hours, and it would still be crunchy enough to cut the insides of your cheek.

Delicious.

I thought that was Captain Crunch.
Nah. Captain Crunch will eventually go soggy. Eventually.
5 minutes... and in 5 more minutes, the old granny can eat them even without her dentures.

Depends on how tough your gums are. Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch is best for gumming.


SLAaDOS wrote:
RHMG Animator wrote:
The Computer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
What, no! There's nothing to blame Katina for (and even if there was you would still need to Blame Cosmo), she's just bubbly and infectious.
I AM ALSO BUBBLY AND INFECTIOUS BUT NOT IN THE PLEASANT WAY.
Let me guess, your running Windows 10....
Nope. Microsoft Bob.

Both come from the same evil empire, so it's not that big of a difference.

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