Overheard at the Paizo office

[Le Petite Mort]

Liz Courts wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

sara marie: ...hmm so if Liz’s brownies are dense and rich and made with sin...

sara marie: ...and her coffee is a dark dark black hole (also dense and rich and apparently made with sin)...

gary: do not dunk the brownie

sara marie: ...if you have a brownie with a cup of her coffee...

gary: do. not. dunk. the. brownie.

Something something bag of holding and portable hole.

So THAT's what happened to RPG Superstar today.

[Judy Bauer]

Chris Carey (in regretful tones): You can't save everyone from bad grammar.

[Rysky]

Judy Bauer wrote:

Chris Carey (in regretful tones): You can't save everyone from bad grammar.

I refuse to give up.

*carves symbol of Sarenrae into trusty CLUEx4*

Alright, who needs saving?

[Christopher Anthony]

Cort: for over 20 years, I've used a whip twice and spurs never.

[Liz Courts]

Katina: Star Trek II? Nobody likes that.
Diego: Go home. ಠ_ಠ

[Chris Lambertz]

pmg no, we don't
pmg we already have one weird al

[Readerbreeder]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

pmg no, we don't

pmg we already have one weird al

And he is awesome!

[Rysky]

@ Dragoncon:

Jason: I demand pants!

[Liz Courts]

pmg: The supply of Black Sabbath is no longer dangerously low.

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: I didn’t think demons were into punching

diego: If I were a demon I’d punch everything!

ashley: i don't even have to be a demon to do that

[Sara Marie]

tanis: Warning: I’mma come look at your toe in like 10 minutes.

[Liz Courts]

Robot Chris: Hold up. Explain, Sauron.

[Vic Wertz]

Cort: I've had a productive day; I'm going to go home before I do something to mess it up.

[Sara Marie]

redacted 1: “Advanded celestial cthulhu”

redacted 2: Is there a Half-Tarrasque template you can add to it?

redacted 1: Fun fact: You can totally make a CR 25 challenge using 33,000 hedgehogs

redacted 2: How about a Cthulhu swarm? What is the CR on that?

[Sara Marie]

Diego: Oh, that should be Hell Unleashed, not Hello Unleashed

liz: Hello Kitty Unleashed!

[Gisher]

Vic Wertz wrote:

Cort: I've had a productive day; I'm going to go home before I do something to mess it up.

I might have to turn this into a poster for my office.

[Liz Courts]

Sara: I'm evil.
Money Chris: We know.

[Sara Marie]

katina: I think we can all agree that stairs are a nuisance

[Readerbreeder]

Liz Courts wrote:

Sara: I'm evil.

Money Chris: We know.

It's the alternate script from The Empire Strikes Back! But I'm confused; is Sara reading Cosmo's part?

[Vic Wertz]

Sara Marie wrote:

Diego: Oh, that should be Hell Unleashed, not Hello Unleashed

I read that as "Jell-O Unleashed."

[ulgulanoth]

Vic Wertz wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

Diego: Oh, that should be Hell Unleashed, not Hello Unleashed

I read that as "Jell-O Unleashed."

If you ever do an Ooze themed module...

[Liz Courts]

Katina: I’m just saying, you need trusted advisors to make sure that your plan doesn’t backfire. You need your own version of Littlefinger, which i’m pretty sure everyone agrees is Chris Self.

[Sara Marie]

diego: I’m concerned that Katina is trying to get me to double think my glorious reign before it even begins...

katina: I’m just saying, you need trusted advisors to make sure that your plan doesn’t backfire
katina: You need your own version of Littlefinger, which i’m pretty sure everyone agrees is Chris Self

diego: But he’s going to want me to keep the toys in the packages so they retain their value and are worth more one day. I want to open them and play with them...

katina: You get one version to keep in the box and one to play with, DUH
katina: i mean you’re king, might as well milk it

diego: But now we’ve doubled the burden on my subjects before they can go be self reliant. This power is going straight to our heads
diego: Oops, didn’t mean to use the royal we there.
diego: See, straight to our heads

[Sara Marie]

katina: /goes to seedy neighborhoods with a trenchcoat full of pathfinder books
katina: “Hey Mac, wanna buy an Adventure Path?”

sharaya: I’ll try nicer neighborhood. “have you heard the good news about Pathfinder?”

[Sara Marie]

katina: when you phrase it like that, Liz, it makes me want to treat documenting [Issue Reports]s like a field scientist documenting a new species of insect
katina: “This as-yet-undiscovered bug was found in the shipping code. We have much to learn about it’s species, but so far it’s habits seem to include: [screwing] [stuff] up.”

[Rysky]

Sara Marie wrote:

diego: I’m concerned that Katina is trying to get me to double think my glorious reign before it even begins...

katina: I’m just saying, you need trusted advisors to make sure that your plan doesn’t backfire
katina: You need your own version of Littlefinger, which i’m pretty sure everyone agrees is Chris Self

diego: But he’s going to want me to keep the toys in the packages so they retain their value and are worth more one day. I want to open them and play with them...

katina: You get one version to keep in the box and one to play with, DUH
katina: i mean you’re king, might as well milk it

diego: But now we’ve doubled the burden on my subjects before they can go be self reliant. This power is going straight to our heads
diego: Oops, didn’t mean to use the royal we there.
diego: See, straight to our heads

Ninjaed by the... Gninja?

[Orthos]

Can just say Gninja'd.

[gatherer818]

Sara Marie wrote:

redacted 1: “Advanded celestial cthulhu”

redacted 2: Is there a Half-Tarrasque template you can add to it?

redacted 1: Fun fact: You can totally make a CR 25 challenge using 33,000 hedgehogs

redacted 2: How about a Cthulhu swarm? What is the CR on that?

I had a GM decide an adult red dragon wasn't difficult enough, but instead of figuring out the stats for one age category higher, he decided to just give it the half-black dragon template. The dragon was the only survivor. First campaign in a while we've actually played to the end, even if it wasn't the end we had planned.

[Tanis O'Connor]

Mona: Come on, now. Don't be homophonic.

[Readerbreeder]

Tanis O'Connor wrote:

Mona: Come on, now. Don't be homophonic.

They're going to know if their speech is homophonic over there, even if you don't point it out...

[Christopher Anthony]

Tanis O'Connor wrote:

Mona: Come on, now. Don't be homophonic.

I live a polyphonic lifestyle.

[Sara Marie]

gary: nope. already decided against sticking my finger into that little puzzle box

[Tanis O'Connor]

Diego: Yeah, my sisters ate their babies too.

[Chris Lambertz]

Katina #dontpoachmebro
Katina #notanegg

[Pyromaniac]

FALCON POACH!

[ulgulanoth]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina #dontpoachmebro

Katina #notanegg

Sounds like something a tasty egg just waiting to be poached would say...

[Chris Lambertz]

Liz (GM Mode) ROLL ETERNAL, SHINY AND CHROME

[Liz Courts]

Robot Chris: More like Dancefloor of the Righteous. UNTZ UNTZ DEMON SLAYING UNTZ UNTZ

[ulgulanoth]

well we already have the eternal template, when are we getting shiny and chrome templates?

[bishop083]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Liz (GM Mode) ROLL ETERNAL, SHINY AND CHROME

And now I feel the urge to get new dice that can evoke the image of post-apocalypse based on coloring or pattern. TO THE GAME STORE!!!

[Orthos]

Liz Courts wrote:

Robot Chris: More like Dancefloor of the Righteous. UNTZ UNTZ DEMON SLAYING UNTZ UNTZ

Deskari: You pathetic mortals don't have enough legs to keep up with these moves.

[Katina Davis]

Robot Chris: Did you just say chocolate was optional?
Get out.

[Rysky]

Katina Mathieson wrote:

Robot Chris: Did you just say chocolate was optional?

Get out.

It is if you're talking about pizza.

[Sara Marie]

katina: My levels of evens has escalated to "literally can't"

[Readerbreeder]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Liz (GM Mode) ROLL ETERNAL, SHINY AND CHROME

Liz must have just seen this Q-Workshop Kickstarter for Pathfinder metal dice!

[Drejk]

Readerbreeder wrote:

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Liz (GM Mode) ROLL ETERNAL, SHINY AND CHROME

Liz must have just seen this Q-Workshop Kickstarter for Pathfinder metal dice!

Taking into account those are using Pathfinder trademark, I suspect that Liz might had insider knowledge prior to the KS announcement...

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

Drejk wrote:

Readerbreeder wrote:

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Liz (GM Mode) ROLL ETERNAL, SHINY AND CHROME

Liz must have just seen this Q-Workshop Kickstarter for Pathfinder metal dice!

Taking into account those are using Pathfinder trademark, I suspect that Liz might had insider knowledge prior to the KS announcement...

{munching merrily} Halfway through morning coffee and the third bowl of Chocolate Frosted Gninja Bombs, you can start to see future time.

[Sara Marie]

redacted: updating life goals: operate dog train while eating tater tot grilled cheese

[Liz Courts]

Drejk wrote:

Readerbreeder wrote:

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Liz (GM Mode) ROLL ETERNAL, SHINY AND CHROME

Liz must have just seen this Q-Workshop Kickstarter for Pathfinder metal dice!

Taking into account those are using Pathfinder trademark, I suspect that Liz might had insider knowledge prior to the KS announcement...

My reach is long.

Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:

{munching merrily} Halfway through morning coffee and the third bowl of Chocolate Frosted Gninja Bombs, you can start to see future time.

I was wondering where those went.