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Redacted: Yeah, I used to take shots of vinegar as a kid.
Money Chris: ...that explains so much.
Redacted: The penchant for stabbing comes from the goblin side of the family.
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I WILL answer all the things, and the answers will be vague and sort of wise sounding, but not helpful at all!
Do you have a son named Calvin who carries around a stuffed tiger?
For me it took having a husband that wants nothing to do with spiders. Someone has to get the buggers out of the house. Granted by "get them out of the house" I mean "squish with the biggest shoe I can find and scrape the remains off on the cement outside," but hey, THEY were the ones who went behind enemy lines.Ashley: fake spiders are a great way to get a place accidentally burnt downMy three daughters would agree with you; in fact, for them anything with more than four legs is adequate cause for arsonous behavior. How do you get someone to stop being terrified of something 1/10,000 your size?
If they wear uniforms you are supposed to treat them as Prisoners Of War!
There are conventions for that.
Diego needs a cool title like the rest of customer service.
Customer Services Fortune Cookie?
Money Chris: It's the most girly of drinks.
Me: Wouldn't that be pumpkin spice?
Money Chris: That would be the the white girliest.
Ashley: I'd drink that. I am the most basic of b@*$$es.
Hey. Pumpkin spice almonds are delicious.
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Katina: it's like Jenga with knives
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completely unrelated to the above statement.
Katina: P.S. I don't *think* you launched Skynet, but if I was being held captive by robots, that's exactly what they'd want me to tell you.
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qa erik: it'll be like a leaf on the wind
"Joey Erik, do you like movies about gladiators surprise grappling hooks?" [/Captain Oveur]
Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager
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sara marie: who would be the pathfinder diety of customer service?
cosmo: Hi!
katina: oh god, not like this.
cosmo: Oh yes.
ashley: this sounds like the exalted game im playing. poor priests were actually worshiping a demon instead of the god they thought they were.
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liz: Until you start granting spells Cosmo, you are not a god
liz: Your chaotic aura does not count.
cosmo: What makes you think I do not grant spells?
ashley: spells not smells
cosmo: you say tomato, i say DESECRATE
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IA!! IA!!!!
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sara marie: who would be the pathfinder diety of customer service?
cosmo: Hi!
katina: oh god, not like this.
cosmo: Oh yes.
ashley: this sounds like the exalted game im playing. poor priests were actually worshiping a demon instead of the god they thought they were.
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liz: Until you start granting spells Cosmo, you are not a god
liz: Your chaotic aura does not count.
cosmo: What makes you think I do not grant spells?
ashley: spells not smells
cosmo: you say tomato, i say DESECRATE
Do any of the rest of you have a forum dedicated to the sole purpose of pouring all the hate and misery into one being? Nooooo.....
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Do any of the rest of you have a forum dedicated to the sole purpose of pouring all the hate and misery into one being? Nooooo.....That sounds like... *sunglasses* Rysky business.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I am completely at a loss atm on whether I should feel amused or offended that I was used as a Pun...
Quality Assurance Axiomite
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Do any of the rest of you have a forum dedicated to the sole purpose of pouring all the hate and misery into one being? Nooooo.....That sounds like... *sunglasses* Rysky business.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
That was such a killer user name joke, it was nearly a kaMikaze!
James Jacobs: What skill check would you make to hide a body?
Profession(Pig Farmer)
Those pigs will eat anything....Even the evidence
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Cosmo: His coffee gained sentience and began berating him on the dangers of diabetes.
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Judy: I guess I have to drink coffee from a jar, like a hobo.
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Cosmo: His coffee gained sentience and began berating him on the dangers of diabetes.
Oh, come on. I don't make it *that* sweet.
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James Jacobs: What skill check would you make to hide a body?
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Cosmo: His coffee gained sentience and began berating him on the dangers of diabetes.Oh, come on. I don't make it *that* sweet.
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Cosmo: His coffee gained sentience and began berating him on the dangers of diabetes.
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"It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion."
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I'm surprised no one has made a Lying Cat alias yet. P.S. Saga is really really good.Lies.Cosmo: His coffee gained sentience and began berating him on the dangers of diabetes.Oh, come on. I don't make it *that* sweet.
I will shamelessly admit that part of the inspiration for the sin seeker (written and designed by Jerome Virnich) was Lying Cat.
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Cosmo: Did... did Master Chief just walk by my office?
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Me, Myself, Just Now I don’t want to eat people. That is a scientific objective fact.
^ for clarity
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I think you may have succumbed to the ghoul fever going around the office.
Something something longpork.
...Who wants carnitas?
Pinkeye!
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Me: So a pirate and a dinosaur walk into Paizo...
Katina: Stop me if you've heard this one before!
Now I'm hungry again..
Sara Marie: Hey, have you guys seen Bob's Burgers?
Is that a euphemism?
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Gary: Why is this dinosaur sticky?
I'm sure you really don't want to know.
