Yes master! *Whacks CDP with a bat* Me kill all the Poodles!
Yes master! *Whacks CDP with a bat* Me kill all the Poodles!
Aww. Is the bat a gift for me?
Animal abuse! Animal abuse! Bad old TuMo keeps brutalizing these poor flying rodents!
Yes master! *Whacks CDP with a bat* Me kill all the Poodles!Aww. Is the bat a gift for me?
Sure. Here you go. *Whacks Snarky with bat*
Animal abuse! Animal abuse! Bad old TuMo keeps brutalizing these poor flying rodents!
Me not hurt flying rodents! Me not even see flying rodents. *Knocks CDP in the head again*
Animal abuse! Animal abuse! Bad old TuMo keeps brutalizing these poor flying rodents!Me not hurt flying rodents! Me not even see flying rodents. *Knocks CDP in the head again*
Abracadabra! {watches TuMo turn into a small winged rodent with glasses and a stovepipe hat}
Abracadabra! {watches TuMo turn into a small winged rodent with glasses and a stovepipe hat}Animal abuse! Animal abuse! Bad old TuMo keeps brutalizing these poor flying rodents!Me not hurt flying rodents! Me not even see flying rodents. *Knocks CDP in the head again*
*turns into bat* Ooh, me can fly. *Begins flying and dive bombing Miss Kitty and the Poodles*
*from the Abyss* Yeah, you don't see this kind of crazy $*@& everyday.
*loses glasses* Me can't see. *Flies outside into the power line* *A "eat at Joe's" sign briefly displays across his body* *Falls to the ground fried*
*from the Abyss* Yeah, you don't see this kind of crazy $*@& everyday.
Boy, the Abyss is sounding a bit too awful Lawful these days.
*loses glasses* Me can't see. *Flies outside into the power line* *A "eat at Joe's" sign briefly displays across his body* *Falls to the ground fried*
Poor TuMo.
*loses glasses* Me can't see. *Flies outside into the power line* *A "eat at Joe's" sign briefly displays across his body* *Falls to the ground fried*
*hikes leg on the fried carcass*
*loses glasses* Me can't see. *Flies outside into the power line* *A "eat at Joe's" sign briefly displays across his body* *Falls to the ground fried*Poor TuMo.
It's not a TuMo! [/Schwarzenegger]
Never gets old...
AAAAAWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......
I howled once.....
{casts : dozens of trays of fresh lasagna appear to distract the orange kittehs}*Brings in an army of orange tabbies, casts Enlarge Monster, Mass on them, then sics them on the Poodle Lord minions!*
Feast, my kitties!!!
Curses!
FuelDrop: Er, command? We have large number of possible friendlies in the taget zone. Do i have a kill order?
Command: You have your orders, carry them out.
*FuelDrop upends bag of holding, releasing signature coal-delayed blast fireball bomb over poodles and other combatants.*
Command: Kill order recinded. The big guy has reassessed priorities and the poodles are no longer considered a primary threat.
FuelDrop: ...naturally.
*casts time stop, erecting a resiliant sphere around the falling munitions.*
FuelDrop: i just hope noone dispels this thing before these go off.
Damn, I thought I was f*&@ed in the head......
*Puts on a Barry White CD* *Dims the lights*
bumps into furniture
Ow! My pancreas!!
I bumped into something in the dark once...... *Bump* Ouch! Make that twice! Sorry about that CDP!
I bumped into something in the dark once...... *Bump* Ouch! Make that twice! Sorry about that CDP!
I remember the first time you bumped into something in the dark. I bet you liked it. *winks at Cockapoo*
piddles on something in the dark
Time to kill some Poodles! *Kicks down door at the Poodles' Clubhouse*
{sipping coffee} You only hurt the ones you love, MoMo.
loves MoMo
Wow, MoMo's ADHD is getting much worse... he kicked in the door, then forgot about us. Maybe he was all outta bubble gum?
{sipping coffee} You only hurt the ones you love, MoMo.
The only thing that I would love about all of you is if I could put your heads on my wall. *punt*
loves MoMo
Disgusting vermin! *punt*
Disgusting vermin! *punt*
We're not vermin!
This is a vermin!
*gives MoMo a pet brain-eating earwig*
We're not vermin!
This is a vermin!
*gives MoMo a pet brain-eating earwig*
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! *Starts running around incoherently and slams into the wall* *On the ground* I hate you &*^%$#% Poodles! *Dies*
{regains consciousness} Great. With this many concussions, I'm starting to feel like a protagonist in a Stephen J. Cannell TV show.
Oh great, it's Tuesday. That means the Brute Squad is due any time now.
Help! Me stuck in door! Help!
*from the Abyss* *Sigh* Other monsters can get reliable henchman, but nnnnnnoooooo. Not me. Life is so unfair.
*Humps the immobile TuMo*
Life is so unfair.
Welcome to my world, MoMo.
*rubs paws together... plotting more ways to dispose of the silly poodle cult*
piddles on the silly wolf thing
I was piddled on once......
I was piddled on once......
Sounds like my Saturday!
*rolls the lint off of her dryer-lint-dress*
piddles on the silly wolf thing
What!!? ACk!! NO STUPID DOG! *runs off to bathe in river then plot in private, howling over shoulder* I'll be back and when I am I'll... I'll... um... You'll be sorry!
drops a landmine
Rolls in the landmine
*Thinks maybe he might not have to bother trying to destroy the poodle cult if they roll around on landmines, they'll destroy themselves in due time*
Do you even know what our "landmines" are?
Do you even know what our "landmines" are?
I know what a flying poodle is. *punt*
waits patiently for the new "Flying Poodle" alias to show up
I seem to be forgetting something today.
I think I am too. What could it be? Could it be Christmas? No, That's still a few weeks away. What about Easter? No, that's several months away. I just can't put my finger on it.
Oh, now I remember! Puts on Marvin Gaye's CD "Let's Get It On" and dims the lights.