
Tirion Jörðhár |

Seeing the dire nature of the circumstances, Tirion pulls out his Rod of Quicken Spell and casts Summon Chocolate Elemental. He immediately follows this by casting Summon Graham Cracker Elemental. Either the combination of the elementals and the Stay Puft Marshmallow man should stop the dragon, or make for a great snack.

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Perception 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (20) + 11 = 31
Reflex Save 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18
Fortitude Save 1d20 ⇒ 1
Will Save 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22
Stuck fast, Sable chuckles before too much marshmellow attempts to come up. Trying to keep the snack down since he has nowhere to go, Sable hears clammoring from the boxes.
"Bilbo..." *urp* "... boxes."
Sable sends a very sticky Korax to fly after Bilbo, though Korax's flight isn't as wonderful with feathers full of marshmellow fluff.

Tyrgarun |

Tyrgarun attacks the Staypuft Marshmallow Man.
Bite 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (12) + 23 = 35
Damage 2d8 + 12 ⇒ (5, 3) + 12 = 20
Claw 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (5) + 22 = 27
Damage 2d6 + 8 ⇒ (4, 1) + 8 = 13
Claw 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (18) + 22 = 40
Damage 2d6 + 8 ⇒ (1, 4) + 8 = 13
Wings 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (8) + 20 = 28
Damage 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
Wings 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (10) + 20 = 30
Damage 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10
Tail Slap 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (3) + 20 = 23
Damage 2d6 + 12 ⇒ (5, 5) + 12 = 22

DM Harpwizard |

Round 3
• Bree - Starting with a giggle that turns into a laugh, you roll out of the bushes in front of a shifty and the dancing dragon.
• Shifty (unresolved)
• Stiehl9 (unresolved)
Bilbo - Taking out your headlamp in a box of Zyren's old adventures, you begin to read some of the most amazing adventures. Will Save DC 10 to avoid going blind!
• Harpwizard - Makes an escape artist attempt to get out of the Sticky Goo. Escape Artist Check =1d20 ⇒ 3. However, unfortunately he is unable to escape.
• Vaughn Elliot - Finally you wake up out of your deep slumber and when you realize what is going on, you throw a dagger and hit the dancing dragon's marshmallow stick, dislodging it from his claws.
• Feytharn (unresolved)
• Sable - Recognizing that Bilbo is now trapped in one of Zyren's moving boxes, you send a very stick Korvax over to him.
• Sebastian (unresolved)
• Tirion "Haven't you had enough trouble with your summoning spells" Jörðhár casts two more spells by using a rod of quickening. This time he summons a Chocolate Elemental and a Graham Cracker Elemental.
• Staypuff Marshmallow Man advances and attacks the Blue Dragon with the monk moves unlike anything you have ever seen.
Stay Puft Hand Flury of Blows1d20 + 15 ⇒ (5) + 15 = 20 Miss!
Damage 3d6 + 10 ⇒ (5, 4, 2) + 10 = 21
Stay Puft Hand Flury of Blows1d20 + 13 ⇒ (8) + 13 = 21 Miss!
Damage 3d6 + 10 ⇒ (1, 5, 2) + 10 = 18
Stay Puft Hand Flury of Blows1d20 + 11 ⇒ (17) + 11 = 28 Hit!
Damage 3d6 + 10 ⇒ (6, 3, 1) + 10 = 20 Points of Damage off of Tyrgarun.
• TarkXT (unresolved)
• Tyrgarun - Attacks the Marshmallow Man deliver deadly bite and claw damage. However, what the dragon did not realize was that by doing so, he has transformed the one big Puft Monster into many smaller puff monsters. Now there are nine of these smaller puft monsters running around!
Round 4
Bree (unresolved)
Shifty (unresolved)
Stiehl9 (unresolved)
Bilbo (unresolved)
Harpwizard (unresolved)
Vaughn Elliot (unresolved)
Feytharn (unresolved)
Sable (unresolved)
Sebastian (unresolved)
Tirion (unresolved)
Staypuff Marshmallow Man (unresolved)
TarkXT (unresolved)
Tyrgarun (unresolved)
Someone end the madness, please! If only Zyren were here, he would think of something and save all of us!

Bilbo Bang-Bang |

Will 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14
Barely able to resist the steamy words before him, Bilbo continues to run in an unknown direction reading the adventure of a half-elf dancer. The sight of a box runnning around the saying "oooo" and "ahhhh" has an effect similar to hideous laughter on all who cast an eye upon the spectacle.

Tirion Jörðhár |

Tirion casts Otilukes' Tasty Snack. This ancient spell works like a suggestion on creatures summoned from the Elemental Plane of Junk Food while simultaneously causing anyone else who fails a DC19 Will save to enraptured with obtaining a taste of whatever the Elemental Junk Food creates.
Chocolate is fine;
But when you dine;
It should not be eaten alone;
So if you feel;
The need for a meal;
Then grab a graham cracker bone;
Once you have within;
Marshmallow and chocolate not thin;
You quickly squeeze the grahams down;
Then toast it real quick;
If necessary with a stick;
So that its sides are all slightly brown;
This tasty fine treat;
Will make even a dragon real sweet;
So share them with everyone aroun'.

Bree Longfield |

Will1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
Bree continues to laugh as she pulls herself to her feet, a dagger still in each hand. Her eyes shoot from the dragon to the giant marshmallow in a panicky sort of fashion, she looks completely like the madwoman that she is always so close to the edge of being. Unsure of who or what is the enemy, she simply drops into a readied stance and tries to control her laughter as she sorts out where exactly the threat lies. She stays a few feet behind Shifty, moving back with him if he continues to move.
Sense motive on Dragon 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16
Sense motive on Marshmallow Man 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25
Sense motive on Giant Graham 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27
Sense motive on Giant Chocolate 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16

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Feytharn tries to free himself from the gooey mass. Sure to have a chemical inhalant that turns the flesh eating bacteria into more or less harmless low heat fire (certainly hot enough to get rid of that cocoa beast - but he needs to reach his backpack - and, worse, to get in front of that drgon just in the moment he inhales for use of his breath weapon.
Strength1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16
As he gets free he hastens to his backpack, grabbing for the inhalant.

T-Ron |

Suddenly, a man with a dragon-skull helmet runs up along the forest path.
Great golly gods of goo! What's happening here!?
Initiative: 1d20 ⇒ 5
Flabbergasted, he lets his mouth flap open and closed for a while before regaining the ability to act.
These smores are out of control!

Bilbo Bang-Bang |

I went to bed before midnight and that saved me from the monster that is New Year's Day, Sable. I have already been out for an awesome breakfast at the Starbuck's here in Oki. Man, I tell what, I am going to miss Japanese baked goods like crazy. And customer service is beyond description. I have never seen such pride taken in every job. In any case Happy New Year campers! Be careful tonight, watch your drinks, go out in a group,and have a Designated Driver. Can't wait to see you all here in 2012.
@Shifty, lol. Have one too many brewskis, did we?

Shifty |
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How's the future, Shifty? Any words of wisdom to us trapped back here at 5pm?
OK Let me break down last night, now that its midday and I feel human again (I made the most excellent pancakes, Jamie Oliver style).
Mistake 1: Don't be the only guy at the party.
I know that sounds counterintuitive, but a group of women on the sauce starts out like 'the circle' or an episode of Oprah, add alcohol and its 'Girls gone wild' faster than my Camaro gets to 60.
Mistake 2: Don't change horses mid-stream.
If you start with beer, keep to drinking beer.
Nooooooo says Shifty, he drinks the beer, then the wine, then the Moet, then more wine, then more beer, and then keeps getting handed a countless number of butterscotch schnapps shots.
Mistake 3: So you think you can dance?
Remember mistake 1? Well by the late hours, the She-Wolf pack decide that my job as the 'male in attendance' is to now have the decency of providing a strip show for their entertainment.
Anyhow, it's all funnier now :)

DM Harpwizard |

Happy new year, Folks! I have about an hour and a quarter left of the new year! I had a great harp gig tonight with my electric harp and I am totally charged up! Have a great one everybody!
Also, thanks for everyone's input to the dragon and marshmallow incident! I think the Dragon is going to eat all three creatures from the elemental plane of junk food! Smores galore! If things get too quiet around here again, I will introduce some other monster to the campfire!

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I brought in the new year with Cody/Cordren at his cabin, where we drank tea, played Monopoly, discussed gaming and philosophy among many other subjects, and watched the first sunrise of the new year over the pond. Twas very relaxing, enjoyable, and a great start. I hope everybody enjoyed themselves with however they passed the evening!

Bree Longfield |

Bree Longfield wrote:Hmmm... Not as drunk as I had hoped to be. *Le Sigh*There is usually an easy cure for that, drink more.
Yeah it just wasn't happening, the mood wasn't right I guess. I still had a good time though. My friends and I sat around eating pizza and watching movies, including the recent Fright Night (I <3 David Tennant) and the recent Conan The Barbarian. There was some drinking involved, and plenty to drink, but we were all just more interested in the movies I guess.

grmnbln |
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Hello again, I appear to not have missed a huge amount? Good timing I guess. Anyway, best Christmas/New Year ever, my grandma apparently won a load of money on the premium bonds. Only told her daughters and between them they organised a surprise ski/snowboard family holiday for the week after Christmas. First everyone else knew about it was plane tickets in christmas cards.
Just spent the last week in France messing around in the snow.

Shifty |
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Mine will be 17 days of mostly digging holes in the woods and living like a (very violent) homeless man. Such is the way of Infantry.
The weather should be vaguely ok, at least I hope so, a flooded trench is a garbage place to sleep.
Its the middle of the year I'm excited about, 35 days sitting around -7c to -17c.
There's a chat about Corp selection after that, think I might join you on the not so bleeding edge. Logistics looks nice. Push trucks around or something.
Swag bags, jaffle irons, warm meals, dry beds.

Bilbo Bang-Bang |

Mine will be 17 days of mostly digging holes in the woods and living like a (very violent) homeless man. Such is the way of Infantry.
The weather should be vaguely ok, at least I hope so, a flooded trench is a garbage place to sleep.
Its the middle of the year I'm excited about, 35 days sitting around -7c to -17c.
There's a chat about Corp selection after that, think I might join you on the not so bleeding edge. Logistics looks nice. Push trucks around or something.
Swag bags, jaffle irons, warm meals, dry beds.
I will be on shift work for the most part so I will know when I am goig and when I will e getting off. It may be 12 hours on/off, I will know that is what it will be. Heading to NASA after that.

Vaughn Elliot |
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Yay, Z's back! *Morphs briefly into an excited puppy, and does all those things excited puppies do.* I'm not proud. Don't judge me. :)
*Looking down at the golden puddle left by the polymorphed puppy*
"Clean up in aisle Bree!" :-)

Tirion Jörðhár |

Oh yeah, happy new year to all of you!
We've already settled and I won't enter an Ikea for years...promised...
I can imagine a great Tomb of Horrors takeoff involving getting stuck in an Ikea and having to assemble items to get out.

Bree Longfield |

Bree Longfield wrote:Yay, Z's back! *Morphs briefly into an excited puppy, and does all those things excited puppies do.* I'm not proud. Don't judge me. :)*Looking down at the golden puddle left by the polymorphed puppy*
"Clean up in aisle Bree!" :-)
Aye, I suppose excited puppies definitely do that. They also do that cute little body wiggle thing that occurs from obsessively and uncontrollably wagging their tails with more force than their bodies can keep straight with and that whole jumping on everyone and licking everyone in sight with the frenzy of a mini-hurricane.