Granted. Your hobby is now breathing.
I wish to win to Order 66 thread.
Granted! You are now Emperor Palpatine.
I wish Storm Troopers could shoot straight.
Granted, they can only aim in the direction they are standing, unable to corner shoot or aim up and down.
I wish stormtroopers would become more organised and capable actually hitting a rebel or two....each.
Granted, but we decided laser guns weren't the way to go. Now they have nerf guns.
I wish I had enough money to buy all the pathfinder books I want.
You can have all of the monopoly money you want.
I wish that I could be free!
You are now free!(of good hygiene. Enjoy having oozing pustules on your back!)
I wish the next wish has something to do with fish.
I wish that wishes about fishes were fishes that fished the last wish that could ever fight the wish that would fish because the fish wish couldn't wish for another fish which meant that the wish for a fish that would fish for a wish which could involve a fish about a wish in a fish that meant that fishes were not wishes!
Granted. This week (some might call it last week) is now over.
I wish that Freefall would ascend to the the 40th place on Top Webcomics
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Granted! Freefall ascends to the 40th place on Top Webcomics. Unfortunately, by the time you've finished reading that sentence, it's returned to its previous place.
I wish that someone would invent a way to translate thoughts directly into text without the use of a keyboard or speech-to-text software.
ANhd IITTSTT reALry HArd tO UsE
I WISH ThaAT sOMEonE would tuRN ThIs ThiNG oFF.
*Presses remote control button to the bomb*
With Goddity blasted to nothing, i wish for someone to clean up the scene.
Granted. It is me, wearing a french maid outfit, and you are forced to watch. There is a -lot- of bending over.
I wish someone would take me away from all this.
Very well. We shall take you away from life. Think of it as revenge for that little attempt on my life.
I wish that GT and WH spend the next 1000000 years in the underworld as revenge.
Granted! You're now in jail for animal cruelty
I wish teleportation existed.
I shall teleport you into jail with me. Want to sing 99 bottles?
I wish krevon would sing all 1 billion bottles.
Granted, you get the next black president Aboma, with the same principles.
I wish the KGB didn't produce prime ministers.
Granted! they produce the head of the NWO
I wish the world wasn't so crazy right now.
Granted, you now have 110% more half-fiendish pigs, whose mothers were succubi.
I wish I didn't know how that happened.
Granted, *chops pig's head off*
Poog wish for big bonfire to roast pig.
Granted!
I wish a new Star Trek show would start featuring Q as the main character.
Granted, however people are generally so pissed off with Q anyway so the show gets cancelled after the 1st night.
I wish i had a device to 'mute' annoying people.
*No sound...how convenient..*
Granted, but they're to small for you. Maybe if you have children, they'd fit them.
I wish it wasn't so cold.
Granted. Welcome to the middle of Death Valley at noon in July with no supplies or transportation.
I wish I knew then what I know now.
If you had, you'd never had started touching animals. The future holds many awful things, that mirror of future sight just showed you.
I wish for a bank account that never runs out of money.
Granted. There is always one cent within. Sadly, it takes the bank's computer system forty five minutes to reset.
I wish I could get back to where I once belonged.
Granted, you're back there, but you don't belong anymore, so you get kicked back out.
I wish for the artistic talent to let my dreams come to life for others to see.
Granted! You still don't have any arms though.
I wish I tumble like a world class gymnast.
*shoves krevon down some stairs*
*sigh*
I wish I could do that again
Granted! Walking back up the stairs
I wish I could tumble like a world class gymnast.
Granted. However, on your first tumble pass you get attacked by a jealous fan, a la Tanya Harding style, and she breaks your neck.
Wish: i wish for the ability to successfully manipulate the human genome to the extent that I can genetically engineer a person to my specifications.
Granted, but you're labeled a dangerous criminal and locked in prison, never able to use your skills. Unless of course you agree to do some work on me to my specifications that is.
I wish I wasn't so sleepy.
It is so. However,you enter a state of hyper vigilance where all your senses are keenly aware of your environment. Ultimately, this hyper sensitivity causes you to go insane. As your body shuts down from lack of sleep and opportunistic infections ravish your body, you pray for final rest.
I wish Babylon 5 was still on the air.
Granted! But it's only on air in Antarctica.
I wish I a robot servant
I shall double the number of buffalo wings that taste like pigs.
I wish that the answer to life, the universe, time, space, and everything was equal to 43
Granted! Now all the fans of "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" and all out to kill you.
I wish I had been more clear in my precious wish.
I carved your wish for the ring into glass, happy now?
I wish that instead of trying to kill me, the hitchhikers guide fans became my loyal army!
Granted. You are transformed into Douglas Adams.
Who is dead.
I wish the Avatar of Zon-Kuthon and the Ulfen Death Squad would have a wrestling match in lime Jell-O for my entertainment.
They will, but in a parralel world, where you are a meek Goat-ophobe.
I wish gas would stay this cheap and go preferably even cheaper.
Granted! Now millions of disenfranchised oil workers now cannot feed their families because you won't pay your fair share.
I wish there was a way to have my cake and eat it too.
Granted, there is a way! But it's been outlawed. Doing so carries a 10year prison term.
I wish people knew who I was.
Granted. You transform into Popeye, and are thereafter always sure that "I yam what I yam!"
I wish everyone would dance, dance and be FREE!
Granted, but it's exactly like the Steven Tyler/David Bowie video. It's so awful people start fighting again just to stop it.
I wish that interstellar travel will be made possible in the next decade.