I wish I could get away with not making a wish.
As you sigh in relief at your narrow escape, you are suddenly overcome by a wave of dizziness. Lifting your hands to your head, you realize they have become translucent. Before you can work up a proper panic, your mind becomes increasingly duller as all thoughts and knowledge empty from it. Within mere moments, you wink out of all Existence: past, present, and possible.
Unfortunately, your self-erasure breaks the fundamental bedrocks of reality... causality. Without having existed, you could not have made the wish that removed you from existance. And so, reality itself quickly follows you into oblivion.
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I wish the word orange was easier to rhyme.
I wish the word orange was easier to rhyme.
GRANTED:
Orange is now pronounced Blue...unfortunately Blue is now pronounced Orange.
I wish that hobbsdadolphin will make another wish.
Granted! Here.
I wish mimes were more expressive.
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thats the spirit!
I wish I could rub the fact that my home computer is now working in lucky7's face!
Granted! You take your monitor and rub it on lucky7's face.
I wish I had some cookware that didn't look dirty after I clean it.
Granted...Hobbs is now rubbing sea bacon in your face.
I wish for a 12 inch pianist
TWELVE INCHES??!!!?? Oh, a pianist. I see. Well, granted. Now all your micro pianist needs is a piano he can play.
I wish people would be careful with where they put their feet.
Granted. You get hobbsdadolfin, our resident tuna-who-thinks-he's-a-dolphin.
I wish stupid people understood their stupidity and my comparative brilliance.
You get them all, in Arabic. Yeay!
I wish for a nice cup of coffee.
ok, it is tasty, just the way you like it...
then it explodes.
I wish for all the Pathfinder books in English.
Granted...after you play Skyrim, you find a stack of Gold Pressed Latnum. Pity they won't be usable for another three hundred years.
I wish I had a cookie.
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Granted! However, this is your cookie.
I wish I could meet the cast of 'Burn Notice'.
Granted, your neighbors, the One family, win the lottery the father, named Every, has an awesome day and lights several fireworks to celebrate, 3 of which hit your house and set it on fire,
I wish to learn American Sign Language as defined as the predominant sign language of deaf communities in the United States and English-speaking parts of Canada as of prior to the making of this wish, while still being capable of speech and knowledge sufficient to do so in every language I knew prior to making the wish, to the degree I knew it prior to making the wish without any other effects not specifically stated in this wish.
Granted! Since the breadth was not specified, you only know the "bad words".
I wish I was less of a compulsive shopper.
ok, but you only learn "bad words"
I wish for the focusing lense for my space laser that lucky7 hasn't given to me yet.
a million billion is not a number, dumbass.
I wish for infinate lolcat videos.
you can't do 2 at the same time. I decide to mix them. it downloads faster, but comes out as Madden 2012.
I wish for more infinate lolcats.
GRANTED...but you lose all of your powers after Broly uses the Dragonballs to get them back.
I wish that Justin Bieber never existed.
granted but in the process of the fight between Alfred Tarrasque the police get involved and arrest everyone watching, which includes you, you get sentenced to federal prison for 'instigating a riot' because your genie testified against you.
Granted! You manage to get out of prison... for a few days, until the cops bring you back.
I wish the tarrasque would fight the famous Gamera!
Granted! You are now Lindsay Lohan; better at drinking, partying and getting out of jail.
I wish lucky7 would stop appearing on tabloids.
Granted! After making the Parent Trap remake, you still think you're famous and people treat you as such even though you're a has-been.
I wish I would play my PS3 more often.
You can play your PS3 more often if you give up going to the bathroom.
I wish the rendezvous I just came back from had been a date.
Granted! It was a date... with DESTINY!!! You have returned home with a plush toy punched through your leg, and you don't want to tell anyone how it got there.
I wish that life would be kind to the next wisher.
Granted! It was a date... with DESTINY!!! You have returned home with a plush toy punched through your leg, and you don't want to tell anyone how it got there.
I wish that life would be kind to the next wisher.
Hahahahaha!!! Life is kind of sweet now that I have a plush toy everywhere I go. :)Though it itches a bit.
I wish everybody had a plush toy with them all the time.
All rivers connected to mountains with snow on them flood, and there is still ice on a lot of roads but hey! No snow!
I wish I had a yacht and a lot of supplies.
You are so revered that they offer up a virgin sacrifice...you recognize him from your gaming group though.
I wish I had a donut.
Granted...but you feel embarrassed that you need to sit on it to relieve your severe case of hemorrhoids.
I wish I had a DIFFERENT, and EDIBLE donut.
Granted. It died a week ago and you just got home from a vacation.
I wish it was a good yacht I just jacked.
Granted. Harbor patrol would like to have a word with you, by the way.
I wish the next poster would realize exactly how awesome I am.
You're a awesome as the amount of color you have, every tropical-bird-thing knows that.
I wish the world was more colorful.