Corrupt the Wish

[Charles Scholz]

Granted. But you are playing in a game where everyone else (including the monsters) are level 12.

I wish I had Robocop's gun.

[lucky7]

Granted. You are now RoboCop. I actually don't know what that entails.

I wish someone would explain it to me.

[hobbsdadolfin]

robocop:

robot who is a cop

he has a grudge agianst you.

he is coming.

mwahahahaha.

I wish for a mute/unmute button that runs on normal AA batteries and worked on everything.

[Call Me Mr.]

Granted. But, I steal it and mute you. Then, when your parents tell you that you're adopted they wont hear your yelling and crying. Trolololol

I wish my new basketball hoop would arrive soon.

[hobbsdadolfin]

people do. these guys aern't people. (I know them)

I wish for a mute button that works in all ways as I described it before, but cannot be used on me.

[strayshift]

I wish I had a really great plate of barbeque in front of me right now and I could eat and savor the delicious flavors. Granted. You then discover your name is Tantalus.

I wish I could fly.

[Jessica Price]

Forum games are not a license for over-the-line offensive material. Please keep the discussion reasonably workplace-friendly. Removed several posts.

[lucky7]

Granted. You get a barbecue on top of your head, knocking you unconscious while flying at 10,000 feet.

I wish I had a fez.

[Lazoth]

Granted! However it is made of bear cub skin, and the mother bear has you scent.

I wish I had a working car that is not a death trap.

[FuelDrop]

Granted! You have a working car that is not a death trap, and is in fact incredibly safe, responsive, and has every modern accessory you could possibly ask for. Unfortunately all that extra weight means it gets about one kilometer per liter as its fuel consumption.

I wish for a BLT with the bacon just right, the bread toasted perfectly and the lettuce crisp and crunchy.

[strayshift]

Granted, unfortunately all of the ingredients are genetically modified and you mutate into an amorphous plant/pig hybrid.

I wish I didn't fall in love so easily.

[lucky7]

Granted! Now you end up a cold, bitter Scrooge.

I wish i could read minds AT MY OWN CHOOSING.

[GM_Solspiral]

Granted, but your decision making is severly inhibited and you learn things that cannot be unlearned.

I wish I had a healthier BMI

[strayshift]

Granted you access to a 'healthier' british internal airline (lucky you).

I wish my taste in music predominated.

[GM_Solspiral]

Granted, your taste in music has now shifted to crappy pop music (too easy.)

I wish that I could type a little faster without the dreaded carpel tunnel disorder!

[lucky7]

Granted! You grow an extra pair of arms and are locked away in a zoo forever.

I wish I was off to see the Wizard: The Wonderful Wizard of Oz! (The great and powerful)

[GM_Solspiral]

Granted but you have to pee at every important or cool scene

I wish I was just 2 inches taller and proportinate

[strayshift]

Granted but the change to your criminal records leads to your imprisonment on grounds of perverting the course of justice.

I wish that no-one would find fault with my wishes.

[lucky7]

Granted. You are now banned from this thread.

[hobbsdadolfin]

granted, the little brain matter that you have is removed and places into my compost pile, to soon become food for my roses.

I wish for the power to answer all posts in morse code.

[lucky7]

Granted. You're bad at it though.

I wish someone would give me a band-aid for my eyes.

[strayshift]

Granted that band is Aerosmith in the late 70's and they don't know first aid.

I wish I knew how to put an avatar on my posts!

[Lazoth]

Granted! You then can't post ever again

Spoiler:

Go into Edit your profile and select an avatar there

I wish long weekend would get here.

[GM_Solspiral]

Granded some dude with the unfortunate name "Long Weekend" shows up and asks where the party is.

I wish I could write faster

[Lazoth]

Granted! But now you can't think of anything to write.

I wish for there to be no more wishes.

[icehawk333]

granted. everyone goes mute and loses all sense of desire, thus removing wishes vocally, and mentally.

I wish that you must grant this following wish; i wish this wish wouldn't be granted.

[hobbsdadolfin]

wish granted, you can't make more than one wish per post, the first wish is used, because the first wish by itself cannot be granted, we get to grant a wish that we made up. (entirely true, if you go through all of the posts there will be rule changes that state this)

wish granted. Due to a blockage in the septic tank below your house, the collected fumes (mostly methane) burst through the side, rupturing an underground electric wire, and setting off a massive explosion, sending the neighbor's lamborgini through your bedroom window.

[lucky7]

Granted. Now go home.

I wish I could stop.

[GM_Solspiral]

Granted, you shall stop permanently.

I wish I had perfect teeth with no side effects what-so-ever.

[lucky7]

Granted. Your name is now... dang it, can't remember the short story!

I wish I remembered the title.

[hobbsdadolfin]

granted, however, a poster by the name of call me Mister Sandusky(GM_Solspiral should know him) changed the name of it.

I wish for the power to see where a shortened URL leads without having to click on it.

[Charlie Bell]

Your wish is granted! You can see where they lead without having to click them because they all now auto-redirect on your computer, leaving your browser totally nonfunctional because of the 100's of tabs that open up.

I wish I knew how to use Maptool.

[hobbsdadolfin]

granted, but maptool is updated to a new version. this happens everytime you learn the new version.

I wish I had an better computer. (current one is a Dell 2110 Netbook, Windows 7 with an Intel Atom)

[GM_Solspiral]

granted, you have a bonified supercomputer and it comes with your choice of windows ME or Vista!

I wish I had more will power without having my means or abilities diminished in anyway.

[lucky7]

Granted! You join an adventuring party as the wizard. By the way, we're playing 1st edition.

[strayshift]

Granted! Unfortunately you are playing a kobold.

I wish to sleep next to a significant other who is miles away tonight.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Granted! But you'd better leave before lucky7 comes home in the morning.

I wish I could be more assertive.

[lucky7]

Granted. But only on topics that are completely irrelevant to anything and everything you do.

I wish I had a magic hat.

[GM_Solspiral]

granted but its magic is cursed to draw ridicule and it can't be taken off.

I wish I could dance better in styles that are rellivant.

[Charlie Bell]

You can dance awesomely in styles that are relevant to some cannibal tribe in South America that nobody ever heard of.

I wish I had a trunk monkey that would assemble furniture for me. Srsly I hate assembling furniture.