*Hands Merisiel cake*
(Narrows eyes, runs off to find Kyra and her detect poison spells)
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Hello miss, when is your birthday?
It's actually today! Because that's easier to remember.
Hello miss, when is your birthday?It's actually today! Because that's easier to remember.
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.Well, Happy Birthday then.
What kind of birthday cake do you like?
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Hello miss, when is your birthday?It's actually today! Because that's easier to remember..
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Well, Happy Birthday then.What kind of birthday cake do you like?
Ones with BOOZE in them. Or maybe naked people. Preferably uncooked naked people.
mmmm cooked naked people, good ghoul cake...
Mmm, sounds good.
Ones with BOOZE in them. Or maybe naked people. Preferably uncooked naked people.Hello miss, when is your birthday?It's actually today! Because that's easier to remember..
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Well, Happy Birthday then.What kind of birthday cake do you like?
Is it creepy if I understood that to be lesbian innuendo?
I don't like her ears.Well...speakin' o' 'Leaf-kinis'...there all-a-ways be this kind o' thing t'be wearin' on'a right sort'a beach.
I be thinkin' it's th' right sort'a thing t'wear on'a right sort'a beach. (^_^)
What're ye thoughts on 'at type o fashion Miss Merisiel?
She had ears?
Given a choice, which would be your favoured method of travelling?
A horse-drawn gypsy caravan with the Mage's Magnificent Mansion woven into it so it's effectively a House on Wheels?
A Hippogriff or some other flying animal/magical creature?
Kyra's Flying Carpet?
Teleportation (handy for getting around customs and/or dodging areas with pest problems)
Is it creepy if I understood that to be lesbian innuendo?Ones with BOOZE in them. Or maybe naked people. Preferably uncooked naked people.Hello miss, when is your birthday?It's actually today! Because that's easier to remember..
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Well, Happy Birthday then.What kind of birthday cake do you like?
Probably not.
I don't like her ears.Well...speakin' o' 'Leaf-kinis'...there all-a-ways be this kind o' thing t'be wearin' on'a right sort'a beach.
I be thinkin' it's th' right sort'a thing t'wear on'a right sort'a beach. (^_^)
What're ye thoughts on 'at type o fashion Miss Merisiel?
She had ears?
Given a choice, which would be your favoured method of travelling?
A horse-drawn gypsy caravan with the Mage's Magnificent Mansion woven into it so it's effectively a House on Wheels?
A Hippogriff or some other flying animal/magical creature?
Kyra's Flying Carpet?
Teleportation (handy for getting around customs and/or dodging areas with pest problems)
Yes.
Hippogriff! No! WAIT! GRIFFON!!!!
May I suggest if you ever go out for seafood with your friends, you make sure the person with access to illusion magic doesn't get to the food first.
Have you ever come out of a cake for entertainment purposes?
If you ever came out of a cake for Kyra, how do you think she would react? I don't see her enjoying it but I can't see her getting to mad about it either...
What super secret thing have you been working on that you wished you could share with us, your stal...I mean dedicated fans?
Which is more annoying for your target to have: dedicated bodyguard(s), dedicated fan(s) or dedicated stalker(s)?
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do you think Shensen would be willing to come out of a cake for entretainment purposes?
I have before, so... yup!
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do you think Shensen would be willing to come out of a cake for entretainment purposes?I have before, so... yup!
Wait... that was a gelatinous cube. Kinda the same thing, though, I guess.
Have you ever come out of a cake for entertainment purposes?
If you ever came out of a cake for Kyra, how do you think she would react? I don't see her enjoying it but I can't see her getting to mad about it either...
What super secret thing have you been working on that you wished you could share with us, your stal...I mean dedicated fans?
No, delightfully annoyed, and I can't say!
Which is more annoying for your target to have: dedicated bodyguard(s), dedicated fan(s) or dedicated stalker(s)?
Bodyguards!
Fans and stalkers are pushovers.
No, delightfully annoyed, and I can't say!Have you ever come out of a cake for entertainment purposes?
If you ever came out of a cake for Kyra, how do you think she would react? I don't see her enjoying it but I can't see her getting to mad about it either...
What super secret thing have you been working on that you wished you could share with us, your stal...I mean dedicated fans?
Did I just give you an idea? If so can you let Kyra know it was origonally mine...I'd like to see what she would do to me.
What is the most unexpected thing you or one of your teammates have done in the course of an adventure?
What is the most inappropriate thing you've ever said to a teammate?
Here's a question for you, Merisiel. You wander into a small town and find the local orphanage is run by a horrible old woman, who mistreats her charges and uses them as basic slave labour, but she's well connected and rich, and thus the powers that be in that town have their hands tied.
One influential person wants you to sneak inside and steal the deed to the orphanage so they can alter it and then kick her out, another has requested you perform an assassination on the old hag, and a third has asked for you to sneak in and spirit the children away, fearing that the old woman's connections are just too strong to defeat at this point in time.
Regardless of your choice, on your way inside the orphanage, you spot the old woman using a riding crop on a very young boy who spilled some soup on the floor.
What would you do in this situation?
Here's a question for you, Merisiel. You wander into a small town and find the local orphanage is run by a horrible old woman, who mistreats her charges and uses them as basic slave labour, but she's well connected and rich, and thus the powers that be in that town have their hands tied.
One influential person wants you to sneak inside and steal the deed to the orphanage so they can alter it and then kick her out, another has requested you perform an assassination on the old hag, and a third has asked for you to sneak in and spirit the children away, fearing that the old woman's connections are just too strong to defeat at this point in time.
Regardless of your choice, on your way inside the orphanage, you spot the old woman using a riding crop on a very young boy who spilled some soup on the floor.
What would you do in this situation?
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.Let me guess, the rest of the town used to be adventurers, but then they got arrows to the knees?!.
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What is the most unexpected thing you or one of your teammates have done in the course of an adventure?
What is the most inappropriate thing you've ever said to a teammate?
We once invaded a Chelish winery dressed as a Tian festival dragon. I was NOT the butt. That part was Harsk. He did a good job.
The most inappropriate thing I've ever said I can't say 'cause I promised Kyra that I'd not repeat that I made that comment about Sarenite corsets having the quick-release straps.
Here's a question for you, Merisiel. You wander into a small town and find the local orphanage is run by a horrible old woman, who mistreats her charges and uses them as basic slave labour, but she's well connected and rich, and thus the powers that be in that town have their hands tied.
One influential person wants you to sneak inside and steal the deed to the orphanage so they can alter it and then kick her out, another has requested you perform an assassination on the old hag, and a third has asked for you to sneak in and spirit the children away, fearing that the old woman's connections are just too strong to defeat at this point in time.
Regardless of your choice, on your way inside the orphanage, you spot the old woman using a riding crop on a very young boy who spilled some soup on the floor.
What would you do in this situation?
That's not a question. It's a story. And a long one. And a Skyrim quest to boot. I'd go find a less complicated job and maybe pickpocet the guy before I did.
What's your favorite kind of loot?
Is there any problem that stabbing can't solve, in your experience?
What's your favorite kind of loot?
Is there any problem that stabbing can't solve, in your experience?
Stabby stuff! And nope!
Who is Shensen? She's Chaotic Good, so she's cool, but I can't find anything else about her.
Why do you have to be Neutral and not Good? Good Merisiel would be so much cooler than Neutral Merisiel.
Who is Shensen? She's Chaotic Good, so she's cool, but I can't find anything else about her.
Why do you have to be Neutral and not Good? Good Merisiel would be so much cooler than Neutral Merisiel.
Because neutral's got more wiggle-room!
Shensen, in any case, is a buddy who lives down in Cheliax, where she's kinda a rabble rouser. You can find out more about her in the NPC Guide in the back...
What's your favorite prank you've ever pulled on a teammate?
What's the worst trouble you've ever managed to get out of, and how?
YET ANOTHER HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION!
You come across a man-eating Rabbit and through shenanigans, manage to tame it. What would be your first command for said Rabbit?
What's your favorite prank you've ever pulled on a teammate?
What's the worst trouble you've ever managed to get out of, and how?
Already answered the prank thing upthread.
I think I answered the other one too... although I'm not supposed to talk about that particular incident anyway...
YET ANOTHER HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION!
You come across a man-eating Rabbit and through shenanigans, manage to tame it. What would be your first command for said Rabbit?
Go snuggle under Ezren's beard!
If you could replace one member of your usual adventuring party with one of your dedicated fans who would you replace and who would they be replaced by?
If it helps influence your decision I'm now a level 6 rogue and a level 7 assassin.
*gives a cute and fluffy plush bat to Merisiel*
No, you fool, you've killed us all!
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Have you met one of these 'Catfolk' yet? How about a Tengu?
If you could replace one member of your usual adventuring party with one of your dedicated fans who would you replace and who would they be replaced by?
If it helps influence your decision I'm now a level 6 rogue and a level 7 assassin.
I wouldn't replace anyone until I saw them in action. So... I'd probably hire one of you all on as a henchie to accompany us, and then if you did well... THEN I might start thinking of a more permanent position. You'll need to get a Wayne Reynolds portrait done, of course...
No, you fool, you've killed us all!
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Have you met one of these 'Catfolk' yet? How about a Tengu?
Haven't met any catfolk.
I have met tengus before. Shensen's got a tengu buddy in fact—he's a riot!
I wouldn't replace anyone until I saw them in action. So... I'd probably hire one of you all on as a henchie to accompany us, and then if you did well... THEN I might start thinking of a more permanent position. You'll need to get a Wayne Reynolds portrait done, of course...
Ooh! So, that bein' th' case. Who be this 'Wayne Reynolds' an' be ye thinkin' o' his portrait whut he done of ye-self? (^_^)
Also, since ye be brinin' up tha' thought o' Henchfolk an' crew, like. Whut, if any, preferences does ye be havin'? I be assumin' that a young an' up an comin' Rogue would be brought un'er yer wing an' be showin' th' ropes, as well as th' tricks of th' trade?
Much cheers t' ye an' yours. (^_^)
Do you have any idea where Kyra has gotten to these days?
Which hand do you like stabbing with more?
I wouldn't replace anyone until I saw them in action. So... I'd probably hire one of you all on as a henchie to accompany us, and then if you did well... THEN I might start thinking of a more permanent position. You'll need to get a Wayne Reynolds portrait done, of course...Ooh! So, that bein' th' case. Who be this 'Wayne Reynolds' an' be ye thinkin' o' his portrait whut he done of ye-self? (^_^)
Also, since ye be brinin' up tha' thought o' Henchfolk an' crew, like. Whut, if any, preferences does ye be havin'? I be assumin' that a young an' up an comin' Rogue would be brought un'er yer wing an' be showin' th' ropes, as well as th' tricks of th' trade?
Much cheers t' ye an' yours. (^_^)
Anyone who can heal is always welcome. Anyone who has a hard time sneaking or improvising, though... meh. Especially when both happen at the same time.
Do you have any idea where Kyra has gotten to these days?
She's currently dealing with some church stuff down in Absalom. Something to do with Taldor and Qadira and Osiron and all that tangle of nasty.
Ever had to get in and out of Razmirian? I've got to do a snatch and grab of an old Desnian artifact there with my team, and well being a Cleric I'm going to have issues. Any advice?
Be sneaky! Have escape routes! And leave marks so they don't forget you were there and one-upped them! GET 'EM!!!!
Which hand do you like stabbing with more?
Either or.
For some bizarre reason, your words make me think of you sliding down a rope to escape an angry mob by using your pants as a sling.
It could also be the result of not sleeping for the past 28 hours, too.
YET MORE HYPOTHETICAL SHENANIGANS!
After doing the hero-ing bit, the grateful patron offers you a choice of rewards:
A sentient, magical Rapier
A large, comfortable house in the nicer part of town
A cellar containing enough high-quality, expensive wine, mead, spirits and beer to keep every last Iconic drinking for an entire year (assuming 4 tankards/wine glasses/shot-glasses per day)
Which do you choose?
Have you ever thought about retiring from adventuring?
Do you ever get burnt out from having to solve everyone elses problems? If so what do you do to recharge?
Has a member of a party ever annoyed you enough that you walked off a job?