Which of the following items would you consider 'mandatory' for a long trek through the wilderness?
Decanter of Endless Alcohol (As Decanter of Endless Water, but has a potent illusion spell woven into it to make the water taste like whatever alcohol you choose.)
The Gourmet's Satchel (As Bag of Holding I, but with a Gentle Repose spell woven into it to keep food fresh for months, enabling you to take tasty treats from civilisation with you.)
The Pocket Palace (Can generate a Secure Shelter containing soft beds and a warm bath, hidden behind a Major Image of the local terrain to prevent uninvited guests.)
I would say all three plus the Decanter of Endless Water with a shower head attachment.
How much would you charge one of us for just one of those copies of you.
What do you feel is your best part of your body?
Do your eyes change color depending on what mood your feeling? I know human eyes can but I'm not sure about elven eyes.
If yes to the above question what color do they turn when your angry? Just so I know when I should start running...
I and my duplicates are not for sale.
All of it!
Nope. Human eyes are weird with their whites and their color changing.
what do you think of the pathfinder society?
I don't really... although a lot of their junior members are kind of uppity and can be annoying, cluttering up all the good dungeons and all...
Cities. To both.Does ye have a favorite type o' terrain...?
Whut sort o' place d'ye feel th' best-est at fer relaxin'?
Gee, a City be a big place.
So, where about's normally. In'a broadly speakin' sense.
An' d'ye be havin' a favorite city in which t' have yer restin'/fun place? (^_^)
Sandpoint's good for low-stress, Magnimar and Kintargo are good for high stress. Vyre's good for just about everything.
So....how many daggers do you carry?
Do you ever use poisons?
I generally carry about 10 to 12 daggers. As for poison, now and then, yeah. But not normally.
When you use poisons whats your favorite?
How would you feel if a person from your party split off and saved someone from slavery but the freedom meant that the party might end up getting killed?
Do you think freeing someone from slavery is very assassin like?
Have you ever worked with an assassin before?
When you use poisons whats your favorite?
How would you feel if a person from your party split off and saved someone from slavery but the freedom meant that the party might end up getting killed?
Do you think freeing someone from slavery is very assassin like?
Have you ever worked with an assassin before?
Ones that cause the target to get all weak and clumsy.
I'd applaud them for rescuing the slave and then do my best to prevent me and anyone else (in that order) from getting killed. Slavery is no good.
Um... no? Because it's not killing someone, it's giving them a life. It's very REVERSE assassin-like.
Yup!
When you use poisons whats your favorite?
How would you feel if a person from your party split off and saved someone from slavery but the freedom meant that the party might end up getting killed?
Do you think freeing someone from slavery is very assassin like?
Have you ever worked with an assassin before?
Ones that cause the target to get all weak and clumsy.
I'd applaud them for rescuing the slave and then do my best to prevent me and anyone else (in that order) from getting killed. Slavery is no good.
Um... no? Because it's not killing someone, it's giving them a life. It's very REVERSE assassin-like.
Yup!
What consequences do you think should I face for being reverse assassin-like?
Would it help if I turned my back on the party and used her powers to escape death? I mean that's evil and kind of killing them...they stand little chance of survival...3 level 9 and 1 level 10 PC's against a level 20 Colossal Cyclopes.
Being a Dhampire am I able to experience the full sensation of being with a woman? I've never done it but its been offered by the slave I freed but I'm not sure how that works with my cursed blood and all.
What consequences do you think should I face for being reverse assassin-like?
Would it help if I turned my back on the party and used her powers to escape death? I mean that's evil and kind of killing them...they stand little chance of survival...3 level 9 and 1 level 10 PC's against a level 20 Colossal Cyclopes.
Being a Dhampire am I able to experience the full sensation of being with a woman? I've never done it but its been offered by the slave I freed but I'm not sure how that works with my cursed blood and all.
If you're freeing slaves, your consequences should be big rewards!
Your second question confuses me. It needs more nouns or something.
And as for the last, I'm not sure. If you can't, then you're even less alive than you think you are, though.
Hey there agin! (^_^)
I notice in'a lot o' th' time I be seein' ye that yer kit an clobber's tanned a red colour.
Is a't yer preferred choice o' shades when it comes t' gear?
Assumin' t'is, whut's yer second favourits colour?
(^_^)
I also hope I in't repeatin' a question. Seems a sort a thing a bod would've maybe asked a'fore. >_>
Can Lem fiddle better than Asmodeous?
Can Lem fiddle better than Asmodeous?
Nope. But I play a mean flute.
Hey there agin! (^_^)
I notice in'a lot o' th' time I be seein' ye that yer kit an clobber's tanned a red colour.
Is a't yer preferred choice o' shades when it comes t' gear?
Assumin' t'is, whut's yer second favourits colour?
(^_^)
I also hope I in't repeatin' a question. Seems a sort a thing a bod would've maybe asked a'fore. >_>
Red is indeed my favorite color, but yellow's a close second, and black's tied with yellow.
ever been in a dungeon that you saw what was inside and thought "nah, this isn't worth the effort"?
Sure! Usually because the dungon's already been looted.
Hey Merisiel, I am glad you are still around and as beautiful as ever.
Have ever done anything that you felt guilty about later? Like a oracticle joke that went too far or a action that just victimized the wrong people.
If so did you try to make amends for it?
Do you know what type of mathematics they teach at the Universty of Lepidstat? My love of mathematics has me curious...
No clue.
Hey Merisiel, I am glad you are still around and as beautiful as ever.
Have ever done anything that you felt guilty about later? Like a oracticle joke that went too far or a action that just victimized the wrong people.
If so did you try to make amends for it?
Nope. If you don't do bad things, you never feel guilt. Or maybe I just don't have the interest in feeling guilty. People are always doing things that deserve punishment. Just because I don't know about those things doesn't mean they shouldn't be punished, and so I don't feel guilty ever.
These tumbleweeds sure are pretty.
So do you get along with Feiya?
So do you get along with Feiya?
Yes. Quite well, in fact.
have you now met Lirianne? how is she like? what do the other iconics think of her?
Haven't met her yet, but since guns smell bad and hurt my ears... not sure I'd get along with her.
What extra evil stuff did you run into while you were on Smugglers Shiv?
Trench foot, monkeys, goat scat, and fake cannibals (they tried to eat me too, but I'm not a human, so they're not very loyal to their cause if they're REALLY cannibals).
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Dying last words; meaningful or funny?
Are there many 5ft tall elves that you know of?
Least favorite iconic you've worked with? (Doesn't mean you hated them, just that you thought might have been "meh")
Most gold (or value) ever lost in a bet? Ever won?
Why are so many people interested in your love life?
You mentioned earlier that you would create an army of you. Wouldn't that be horrible? None of you would charge in first and more than likely wouldn't you all just split up and go your own way? THEN you have to hope NONE of your you's gets caught as you all share a similar ... you know ... face. Still ... I'd pay to learn how that played out.
Off the record, how much do you actually STEAL or are you not that type of rogue?
I know urban and seaborne adventures are your favorites, but which do you prefer: underground or wilderness? (Underground has more opportunities to work your roguey mojo, but wilderness has fewer bats.)
Does your head-to-toe tight dark leather get uncomfortable in hot weather?
Who has better legs, Seoni or Kyra?
Do you find the tatoo's on Seoni attractive or distracting?
Dying last words; meaningful or funny?
Are there many 5ft tall elves that you know of?
Least favorite iconic you've worked with? (Doesn't mean you hated them, just that you thought might have been "meh")
Most gold (or value) ever lost in a bet? Ever won?
Why are so many people interested in your love life?
You mentioned earlier that you would create an army of you. Wouldn't that be horrible? None of you would charge in first and more than likely wouldn't you all just split up and go your own way? THEN you have to hope NONE of your you's gets caught as you all share a similar ... you know ... face. Still ... I'd pay to learn how that played out.
Off the record, how much do you actually STEAL or are you not that type of rogue?
Funny.
Nope.Ezren, no contest.
Enough that I don't like talking about it, and enough that it's not a good idea to brag about it.
Because I'm so intriguing and likable!
Hmmm... good point.
I tend not to brag about that either. I like to avoid WANTED posters.
Do you find the tatoo's on Seoni attractive or distracting?
Attractive!
I know urban and seaborne adventures are your favorites, but which do you prefer: underground or wilderness? (Underground has more opportunities to work your roguey mojo, but wilderness has fewer bats.)
Does your head-to-toe tight dark leather get uncomfortable in hot weather?
Who has better legs, Seoni or Kyra?
Wilderness. Smells better.
Nah, it breathes pretty well.Kyra! Shame that she hides them so much.
Do you think there are any Wanted posters up for you? Or have all your good acts as an adventurer staved off the hordes from wanting your head on a pike?
What about Ezren did you not like? Was he just to old to be any fun?
It seems to be general opinion that Valeros gets around with the ladies if you know what I mean. Is this true?
You've mentioned you've never fallen in love before. What do you think is one thing that stands in the way of that happening?
Whats more important in a potential love partner: Personality or Looks?
If you saved a gene from captivity wouldn't you want to be thanked physically? My party members think its wrong for me to expect this.
Do you think there are any Wanted posters up for you? Or have all your good acts as an adventurer staved off the hordes from wanting your head on a pike?
What about Ezren did you not like? Was he just to old to be any fun?
It seems to be general opinion that Valeros gets around with the ladies if you know what I mean. Is this true?
You've mentioned you've never fallen in love before. What do you think is one thing that stands in the way of that happening?
Whats more important in a potential love partner: Personality or Looks?
If you saved a gene from captivity wouldn't you want to be thanked physically? My party members think its wrong for me to expect this.
Probably.
He's too noisy and whiny and stubborn.That's certainly VALEROS'S opinion. Whether or not it's based on fact, I can't say.
All the ones I'm interested end keep getting themselves killed or abducted or soul-stolen or hide behind their religions. Also, I'm not sure love is all that important anyway.
Both.
A gene? Huh?
A gene? Huh?
Maybe he means DCI Gene "I know what my last name rhymes with" Hunt? I'd throw him back in the pond.
So what have you been up to lately Meri? I've been off doing some flower-harvesting in Cheliax, if you know what I mean. Sorry we couldn't take you along, but it involved walking through some tunnels not built for a longshanks like you, and Lini said you don't like getting your hair dirty. But would you like to come along next time anyway?
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Hrmmm... I'd like to think I've broken a record here, but uh... one last question?
To Merisiel Sillvari, Strumpet, of Riddleport:
I write for your advice on behalf of my friend Samaritha Beldusk. Recently Samaritha has been having a very sad almost tragic two and a half weeks. She had three male friends one she had some interest in (A teifling alchemist), one while nice and handsome was not interested beyond friendship (A human cavalier of the Cockatrice) although he has repeated in the past shown his "interest" in her, and a third who she actually found herself falling for (A teifling sorcerer). Recently the one whom she was falling for (Raxes Pamodae) was killed by a dark elf and only a half hour after this news is broken to her a not so natural disaster strikes her home of Riddleport causing massive damage and some chaos. A week after this she agreed to join her master on a prospecting trip to a nearby island. She had hoped to take the opportunity to catch her breathe and come to terms with Raxes's death. Unfortunately, soon after arriving at the island monsters attacked and killed most of her fellow mages as well as her master. As the senior member the safety of the remaining mages was her responsibility and then more monsters pinned her and the others in a tower. Fortunately her friends showed up and managed to break the siege which also included a tower falling over and into the sea. They did ultimately save her and the few remaining mages but there was much danger and during this whole time the cavalier (Doritian) did do his part to make she she was safe (If not the other mages), but he persisted in hitting on her throughout the whole ordeal. Also, during all of these emotional upheavals the other friend (Hendrick) was acting distant and somewhat more jerk-like than usual (coupled with the fact that he had not too long ago began a series of modifications to himself that would make the fleshwarpers look on with pride). How would you suggest that she tell Doritian that she is not interested in him and his advances are not helping the other danger they are currently in without ruining the friendship?
Sincerely,
The NPC from the Random Hamlet
Strumpet, of Riddleport
Oof. Somebody is asking for a stabbing.
Hey I was just wondering if you could tell us anything about Feiya's background...or anything for that matter?
What do you think of flumphs?
So what have you been up to lately Meri? I've been off doing some flower-harvesting in Cheliax, if you know what I mean. Sorry we couldn't take you along, but it involved walking through some tunnels not built for a longshanks like you, and Lini said you don't like getting your hair dirty. But would you like to come along next time anyway?
DAMNIT! I do like picking flowers! Grrr...
Don't forget me next time!
Merisiel do you know of a substance called chocolate?
I do. I'm not some sort of back-woods hillbilly who doesn't know about the finer things in life, after all. I also know about coffee, sugar, and stabbing things.
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[list]Isn't it pesky trying to keep all your daggers enchanted? Have you tried batting your eyes at Kyra and having her cast Greater Magic Weapon for you?
What's the worst experience you've had stowing away on a ship? Isn't it terribly boring hiding for weeks on end?
What is the best place to stab a goblin?
Can you tell us about Seoni? What does she do in her free time? Can she dance? Does she talk about her childhood? Is she any fun at parties? Who has the sexier accent; Seoni or Kyra?
What is the worst pick-up-line Valeros has ever used? What is his favourite drink? Has he ever had a... close encounter with a certain miss vinder? Does he ever wash that hair of his?
What is your favourite mount? Can you fight from horseback?
Have you considered giving Lem some stabbing lessons to match his rapier-wit? Poor chap seems like he could use the help.
Ever met Sajan? What's he like?
What's your ideal menu for the day?
What's your favourite way to catch your opponents flat footed? Hrmmm... I'd like to think I've broken a record here, but uh... one last question?
Can you wiggle your ears?
No and yes.
Waking up to find a rat sleeping under my shirt.
In the mouth.
She's very private and protective of her free time. I'm not sure if she can dance; I've never seen her dance. Kyra's accent is sexier.
"It's not your fault you're not already sleeping with me; it's not too late to change that." His favorite drink seems to be the one in his hand. And yes he washes his hair. He takes pretty good care of himself.
I... oh. You mean as in riding an animal. Griffon! Horses are lame.
Lem does fine as long as he doesn't get in my way and take up the good flanking spots.
Sajan? He's pretty unnervingly serious.
Salmon, coffee, chocolate, salmon, Galtan toast with syrup, blackberry wine.
When they're sleeping.
Yup.
To Merisiel Sillvari, Strumpet...
Stab.
Hey I was just wondering if you could tell us anything about Feiya's background...or anything for that matter?
I could, but she wants to tell you herself. Have patience!
when will you be back Merisiel?
Today.
What do you think of flumphs?
Smelly farters... but they have their charms.
Kind of like dwarves, I guess, but more personable and less annoying.