AM INQUISITOR AM ALSO AGAINST LEAFAR THE FAKE GOD. AM INQUISITOR AM A MAN OF RELIGION, AM KNOWING ALL GODS AND CHURCHES AND LEAFAR NOT REAL GOD.
AM ALSO NOT UNDERSTANDING WHY OTHER AMS IN THREAD NOT SPEAK LIKE TRUE AMS. AM CAVALIER SHOULD KNOW BETTER.
Thank you my fine people. Worry not about the ramblings of Anklebiter and his split persona Leafear. They spout out falacies and are misinformed perhaps if we continue on our journey Doodlebug will indeed see the damage he is doing to himself and see that he is indeed one person and not two seperate entities.
Be at peace my children.
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Thank you my fine people. Worry not about the ramblings of Anklebiter and his split persona Leafear. They spout out falacies and are misinformed perhaps if we continue on our journey Doodlebug will indeed see the damage he is doing to himself and see that he is indeed one person and not two seperate entities.
Be at peace my children.
Dear children, guard yourselves from false gods. The Elders, and to the Chosen Lady and her children, whom I love in the Truth. Not I only, but also my Acolytes who know the Truth, because the Truth lives in us and will be with us forever.
The Book of Leafar, 5:20-22
Things were easier when I was just a Mormon.
Things were easier when I was just a Mormon.
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The true way is not supposed to be easy, Brother Gnome.
Also, I am glad to see that my Lord and Master has deleted his favoriting of that false Anklebiter's post. For a second there, I thought maybe He couldn't tell the difference between his One, True Disciple and yet another Dorkmash. disguise. I am pleased to see that I was, as always, wrong.
All praise Leafar!
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Things were easier when I was just a Mormon.
Acolyte Gnome, I actually knew the angel Moroni who visited Joseph Smith on numerous occasions. He was the guardian of the golden plates, which Latter Day Saints believe were the source material for the Book of Mormon, buried in a hill near his home in western New York. I told Moroni not to start his own religion, because it would cause him all sorts of problems, but obviously he didn't listen to me. Creating your own religion is hard work. I haven't spoken to him since...
On behalf of the other AM's, AM CAVALIER would like to say that we are against Mr. Doodlebug for his inflamatory statements about us.
CHALLENGELANCEPOUNCE!
AM INQUISITOR AM ALSO AGAINST LEAFAR THE FAKE GOD. AM INQUISITOR AM A MAN OF RELIGION, AM KNOWING ALL GODS AND CHURCHES AND LEAFAR NOT REAL GOD.
AM ALSO NOT UNDERSTANDING WHY OTHER AMS IN THREAD NOT SPEAK LIKE TRUE AMS. AM CAVALIER SHOULD KNOW BETTER.
AM CAVALIER is clinically depressed.
Frustrated, the lich runs through the thread touching everyone and everything with his cold deathly hands
There! You're all mine now.
Oh I'm chilly all of a sudden.
As crap I'm not supposed to post here.
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As crap I'm not supposed to post here.
That's not true. You are free to post here, just not reply.
"all Hail the one true God ... that Golden One"
She's a scientologist. it's easy to fall in their traps.
I knew she was too good to be true.
Evilness not withstanding or maybe With Standing or preferably sitting, due to my inherent laziness.
Strange Doodlebug you tell others not to start or warn them from starting their own relgion ... yet it seems you have done just that. I guess you fear the competition.
Well said oh great Golden One. Do we get cookies at recess again today?
"Oh great Golden God do you think you could put this fire out now have I served enough punishment for being a strawman yet?"
"All hail the Golden God."
"Ah put Strawman you choose to set yourself on fire. You may put yourself out when ever you want I neever asked you nor suggested you set yourself on fire."
"Yeah it was Doodlebug Anklebiter who told you to do it."
"Down with Doodlebug Anklebiter."
"All Hail the Golden God and his wisdom."
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"Ah put Strawman you choose to set yourself on fire. You may put yourself out when ever you want I neever asked you nor suggested you set yourself on fire."
No, Golden "False" God, you ARE responsible for the Strawman setting himself on fire. Your false teachings led him to his self-destruction. My teachings lead to self-enlightenment. Who would you rather follow? The choice is so very clear...
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No, fake Anklebiter, down WITCHOO!!!
All praise Leafar the Munificent and Magnificent! Down with Kirstie Alley and some other woman I've never heard of before!
This thread just got entertaining.
This thread just got entertaining.
What do you mean, 'just got entertaining'? Between your rants, Leafars general crazyness and we making fun of him, this thread has kept a steady supply of entertainment going. Soon to reach 40 pages.
Ok it got even more interesting. I suppose I was being modest.
Hands out copies of "Dianetics" to everyone on the thread.
You may burn these now.
The world only ends if I desire it too Leafear. This Anti-Christ you talk of is interesting but honestly his power is nothing compared to that of the Golden God.
I KNOW MY GOLDEN GOD WILL PROTECT ME.
ALL HAIL THE GOLDEN GOD.
"I SET MYSELF ON FIRE BECAUSE I USED TO FOLLOW THE LEAFEAR PERSONA OF DOODLEBUG ANKLEBITER WHEN I FOUND OUT I WAS LIVING A LIE I SET MYSELF ON FIRE IN SHAME.'
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Modesty is for people who aren't as cool as we.
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ALL HAIL THE GOLDEN GOD.
"I SET MYSELF ON FIRE BECAUSE I USED TO FOLLOW THE LEAFEAR PERSONA OF DOODLEBUG ANKLEBITER WHEN I FOUND OUT I WAS LIVING A LIE I SET MYSELF ON FIRE IN SHAME.'
i SET MYSELF ON FIRE TO CLEANSE MYSELF FROM YOUR TEACHINGS YOU ARE A FALSE PROPHET. I KNOW THE TRUTH.
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All praise Leafar!
And, Leafar, if you could look at my thread about Alex Jones and Prometheus in the Movies Threads...I was just wondering what the official Church of Leafar position on the Illumanati's gene-splicing Charles Darwin into Aliens was?
Modesty is for people who aren't as cool as we.
True dat.
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I don't know how tall Leafar stands, but he is a God, not a man!
All praise Leafar!
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All praise Leafar!
And, Leafar, if you could look at my thread about Alex Jones and Prometheus in the Movies Threads...I was just wondering what the official Church of Leafar position on the Illumanati's gene-splicing Charles Darwin into Aliens was?
The Church of Leafar supports scientific research of all kinds. We would have no problem with scientists gene-splicing anything into anyone. However, I have a personal problem with the Illumanati, so we would be against whatever they are doing.
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There you have it. Leafar has spoken.
Alex Jones and Ridley Scott have won a rare boon from the hand of Leafar the Almighty whilst The Illumanati are covered in offal.
All praise Leafar!
Doodlebug cybersexing with his pants off?
Colonel Kurtz even agrees. "The horror ... the horror ..."