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The wicked will go down to the grave. This is the fate of all the nations who ignore Leafar! Book of Leafar 9:17
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Seconded, thirded, and fourthed.
o_o
We're all delusional here, today, aren't we?
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And upon the dawn, his eyes blood, a tide of goblinflesh driven before him with the receding darkness, the Leaf King spake the first seven words of the End Times. With him, Szuriel, Apollyon, Trelmarixian and Charon, heralding the One True Lord. In his hand, the rusted symbol of Aroden, his spent strength the footstep of Oblivion.
I looked upon the field and wept, and my tears were droplets upon a salty sea. And in their hoary lairs beyond the stars the Old Ones stirred in recognition as the lieutenants of the gods took up their weapons to take part in the coming battle.
"Against such, what can men do?" I cried out, and the Prince of Darkness laughed. The Lady of Graves touched my shoulder. "There is always an End."
-- From the Collected Prophecies of Signifier Cadmus, Order of the Godclaw
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And upon the dawn, his eyes blood, a tide of goblinflesh driven before him with the receding darkness, the Leaf King spake the first seven words of the End Times. With him, Szuriel, Apollyon, Trelmarixian and Charon, heralding the One True Lord. In his hand, the rusted symbol of Aroden, his spent strength the footstep of Oblivion.
I looked upon the field and wept, and my tears were droplets upon a salty sea. And in their hoary lairs beyond the stars the Old Ones stirred in recognition as the lieutenants of the gods took up their weapons to take part in the coming battle.
"Against such, what can men do?" I cried out, and the Prince of Darkness laughed. The Lady of Graves touched my shoulder. "There is always an End."
-- From the Collected Prophecies of Signifier Cadmus, Order of the Godclaw
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Yes, my Hellknight, you will be by my side when the End Times come, and He returns! You have wisdom from beyond the grave...
Um, Master, did you actually read that drivel?
First, it doesn't actually say "Leafar the Loved" it says "the Leaf King." Now that sounds like you to me, and I bet it sounds like you to you, too, but, c'mon, really, who has ever called you The Leaf King before?
Second, although it mentions a One True Lord, which you are, it also mentions a bunch of other so-called godlings like Aroden and a reference to Pharasma and other crap. You, my Lord and Master, are a jealous god and there shall be none but you!
Third, "a tide of goblinflesh" ?!? Since when does the End Times require "a tide of goblinflesh"?!?
There is but one Leafar the Loved and Doodlebug Anklebiter is His prophet and, I'm afraid to say, AM HELLKNIGHT is a blasphemin' heretic and shall be punished!
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Um, Master, did you actually read that drivel?
First, it doesn't actually say "Leafar the Loved" it says "the Leaf King." Now that sounds like you to me, and I bet it sounds like you to you, too, but, c'mon, really, who has ever called you The Leaf King before?
Second, although it mentions a One True Lord, which you are, it also mentions a bunch of other so-called godlings like Aroden and a reference to Pharasma and other crap. You, my Lord and Master, are a jealous god and there shall be none but you!
Third, "a tide of goblinflesh" ?!? Since when does the End Times require "a tide of goblinflesh"?!?
There is but one Leafar the Loved and Doodlebug Anklebiter is His prophet and, I'm afraid to say, AM HELLKNIGHT is a blasphemin' heretic and shall be punished!
There are many sides to me, my Acolyte, and you may stand by one of them when He returns and the End Times begin. Of course, the Anti-Christ is yet to be named...
Hmm, I growed bored with this recent string of nonsense spewed forth from Doodlebug. Someone tell him to come up with new material.
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This will be post 1,960 of a thread that I wanted to have exactly 1 post! I want to make it very clear that if this thread reaches 2,000 posts, and I will become very upset. I am not just saying that because I secretly want this thread to reach 2,000 posts. NO!
Each post on this thread is like throwing garbage on the front lawn of my mansion. One of them anyway. It is like throwing your shoes at me, which is the worst possible insult in the Middle East. You directly defy me each time you post! Even thought the world is ending on December 21, 2012, and He is returning, yes, I now once again ORDER all of you to stop posting on this thread!
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I don't understand why you continue to insist you and Doodlebug are not one and the same person just seperate personalities.
I really don't understand why you insist on saying that I am Doodlebug. I really don't get that. Also, stop posting on this thread or your soul is mine....
Ah classic Leafar this takes me back.
Only 17936 to go!
Need more posts.
Wow. I expected at least one new post since TOZ's. For shame, every time you don't post a little kitten becomes less cute. Yes I am aware I have used this tactic in the past but it doesn't make it less true.
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Hey guys! Happy zombie Jesus day for everybody.
Zombie Jesus day...I'm writing that down.
{flings Stinky Crocs of Mockery upon Leafar's lawn}
Edit: Also adds one more to the goal of 2,000 posts.
Hey guys! Happy zombie Jesus day for everybody.
Sorry I'm late in my reply. Had personal issues with a roaming band of adventurers in my dungeon.
See, someone out sees the Resurrection of Christ for what it really is...
Zombie Jesus day...I'm writing that down.
Can't take credit. Cyanide and Happiness has been using that joke for years.
Only 17020 more posts to go. And the goal is 20000.
Go Gruumash Go.
Yeah you are so awesome.
So completely awesome in fact.
Calling Gruumash awesome is redundant it is like saying salsa sauce.