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AM INQUISITOR AM ALSO AGAINST LEAFAR THE FAKE GOD. AM INQUISITOR AM A MAN OF RELIGION, AM KNOWING ALL GODS AND CHURCHES AND LEAFAR NOT REAL GOD.
AM ALSO NOT UNDERSTANDING WHY OTHER AMS IN THREAD NOT SPEAK LIKE TRUE AMS. AM CAVALIER SHOULD KNOW BETTER.

VM mercenario wrote:

Acolyte of Leafar the Loved wrote:

@TOZ--It is scientifically quite possible to never enjoy the touch of a woman.

He knows from his own experience. BAZINGA! You keep handing me those lines...

Also, I don't have to read your posts, bt I might do so anyway because you're fun. I don't usually fight a battle of wit against an unarmed opponent, but I figure between you and your imaginary friend you can almost scrounge up half a wit.

Doodlebug said to Leafar, "Suppose I go to the Paizons and say to them, 'The God of your Fathers has sent me to you,' and they ask me, 'What is his name?' Then what shall I tell them?"

Leafar said to Doodlebug, "I AM WHO I AM. This is what you are to say to the Paizons: 'I AM has sent me to you.'"

Book of Leafar 3:13-14

LIE!!! YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THE AMS, AM AM AN AM AND AM KNOW WHO IS AND WHO ISN'T AN AM, AND YOU ISN'T AN AM!!!

It would appear that this matter has not resolved according to common law or decency.

Again for the dim: Lord Leafar's request is legal and enforceable under the law. He has commanded justice be done. Disperse and post no more, or your immortal souls shall enter the legal domain of the Prince of Darkness, Asmodeus, payable upon the cessation of your mortal coils.

SO LEAFAR AM IN CAHOOTS WITH EVIL LAWYERS, HUH? THIS MEANS LAEFAR NOT ONLY EVIL BUT VERY EVIL!!! AND POSSIBLY A CASTY!!! I AM CALL FOR INQUISITION AGAINST LEAFAR! CALL ALL AM HEROES, THIS CASTIE EVIL MUST BE PURGED! PUUUUURRRRRRRRRRGEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!

instead of envisioning a cat pouncing, imagine something out of a Samurai Film or some Anime. don't focus too much on the name of the mechanic, try and visualize the mechanic through different eyes.

no, the barbarian isn't running up, leaping and latching on, he is moving at ridiculously fast speeds, striking multiple times in an instant, making the foe explode into a geyser of blood instantaneously.

your number of attack rolls isn't exactly how often you attack, it's a mechanic, warriors rarely stay still. the attack rolls are an abstraction. those multiple attacks could easily be described as few or as many as fits your flavor.

if somebody can fire a bow 7 times in 6 seconds, than the anime samurai visual is just as valid.

THIS AM RIGHT. WHY CASTIES THINK ONLY THEY CAN BE AWESOME I AM NOT KNOW. ALCHEMISTS CAN POUNCE. MONKS CAN POUNCE. WHY BARBARIAN FORCED NOT TO POUNCE? THIS SEEMS LIKE CONSPIRACY... MUST MAKE INQUISITION TO FIND CULPRITS!

AM BARBARIAN wrote:

GUYS, AM CLEARLY ENEMY OF SCHRODINGER CASTY. ENEMY OF ENEMY AM FRIEND.

So what if they are the Enemy of an Enemy of an Enemy?

THEN THEY AM CONFUSING. ALSO WHY YOU NO AM SPEAKING LIKE TRUE AM CHARACTER WITH ALL CAPS?

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE AM?!?

JMD031 wrote:

Trinam wrote:

Have you ever considered going to work for infomercials? Every time you talk I want to buy more things!

AM BARBARIAN's most powerful weapon is the element of surprise, which is free :D.

Diviners always expect the AM BARBARIAN inquisition.

OH REALLY? SPELLBREAK INQUISITOR WANTS WORDS WITH EVIL MAN THAT AM BREAKING RULES OF REALITY. AM INQUISITOR IMPERVIOUS TO DIVINATION. AM INQUISITOR MAKES WHOLE AM PARTY IMPERVIOUS TO DIVINATION RIGHT BEFORE AM PARTY GOES DEFEAT BBEC (BIG BAD EVIL CASTY). CASTY NEVER EXPECT THE AM INQUISITION!